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who lost in the olympics bc of his BIG SCHLONG

🕑 Added 2024-08-08 04:27:37 +0000 UTC

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jejejeca

Tough to pick between Ushiwaka and Bokuto, but I think Akaashi would always remind Bokuto to tuck Bokuto Jr in 🤣

Spineless Siren

I know it would be Bokuto who would be more likely to mess up. But I can not stop imagining it being Ushiwaka and Tendo never letting him live down this dicksident (dick incident)

kazualex

YALL CMON ARAN LITERALLY HAS A BBC LIKE EASIEST PICK EVER

s.

i love how atsumu isn't here because ik everyone is gonna say its him 😭😭😭

Mochi

cant sww ushi screwing up like that, but bakuto?

2danimehoe

Bffr now we all know they all have competition in this matter

Alks

God, my heart says Ushiwaka, but he's the intense type that I can't help but think that man would be tucking everything like a drag queen in order to ensure his top performance

Hakey

I can just imagine the audience doing the Shiratorizawa cheer and then just utter silence before cheering louder 😂

whelp hell it is

Definitely tendo

Audrey S

me, before clicking on my vote: "there's only one correct answer..." *clicks on Ushijima, sees he's leading the votes* me: "AND THIS FANDOM KNOWS IT." 😆😆😆

eevd

What about who would the muffin guy be or the knitting guy

Rute_Aranwen

I think Ushijima would be too careful to just forget to tuck in 😅 Bokuto on the other hand I can definitely see just having a mishap 😂

Konichita

Listen, I also believe that Ushijima has a big dick, but I am also of the idea that Ushijima wouldn't let something like his dick get in between his win. I know my boy tucks in correctly. I'm more of team Aran or Bokuto. Like bby Aran gets the bad luck of getting into funny gags. And Bokuto would just not care. He would be like: why is it wrong to let my son be free???

StrxwbxrryRose

Aran definitely has the gear for such a task but I feel he would tuck enough to be safe. I think Ushiwaka would just forget entirely 🤣

Norma Beeh

Low key I wanted to vote for Bokuto, I can totally see that picture in my mind, but I think Ushiwaka reaction will be priceless 😆

Michelle

And next thing you know ushijima gets a Calvin Klein sponsorship and the world is left in shamples

Nana

Definitely Bokuto! I imagine Iwaizumi and Ushijima with big dicks too but I think they won't let that become a problem during such an important event. And at the same time, maybe... xD I want more of Iwa-chan so I voted for him anyway :p

Monica

Samu you will always be the winner in my heart but for the sake of the funsies, I gotta say ushiwaka

Celst

I feel like Ushiwaka would have awareness of his big dick and do something about it before his game. Bokuto on the other hand…

Pawtiful

WHEEZING AND THANKING EVERYONE WHO VOTED USHIWAKA KEKEKEKEKE

Lauren

I love how this isn’t even a contest 😂 we are all of the same mind.

FlameGreyWolf

I really really wanna see what Ushiwaka's reaction is going to be like LMAO

ValMan

All im thinking about is if its bokuto, hes doing his signature sulking hugging akaashi’s leg while akaashi is barely able to hold in laughing while petting his hair

Hannah

They’re all great but I think Ushiwaka would be the funniest

Britt

Write in vote: Aone

Onyx

Ushi or bokuto seems more apropos

small kitten

Ushiwaka SWEEP

bkakluvrpkl

samu is the right answer

Tana N

Ushijima all the way. Bokuto maybe lost cause the titties were too big tho-

Esther

losing bc of a big pp is the most bokuto thing to ever happen

sotito

guys it's literally aran what are we doing 😔

Haras

My wishful thinking was hoping it was iwa......am I weak and no better than a man.....yes...... But it's Iwaizumi Hajime age (27) Olympic Volleyball Trainer.......