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Unlock Kamen Riders in Douluo's Way Ch 86
🕑 Added 2025-08-01 15:06:35 +0000 UTC"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, little whale whale, we meet again~~~ Fancy a ride on me~~~?"
The sound, dripping with sleaze, echoed through the water. Nearly two-thousand-year-old, the female Axe-Tailed Leopard Whale shuddered. With a flick of her powerful tail, she bolted towards the inky depths.
"AHHH!!! Run!! That Green Fur Turtle is back!" she cried, her panicked shout rippling outwards.
Axe-Tailed Leopard Whales possessed impressive speed, and their sonic cries could penetrate nearly four to five kilometers. Within that radius, every female spirit beast that heard the warning bolted for cover. Those less fleet of fin or foot immediately sought refuge amongst the rocks.
"Why is that old lech here again?" one muttered.
"Hush! Keep your voice down! We're not fast, we can only hide. Don't let him hear you," another hissed back.
"Didn't I hear that the Zijin Dolphin Princess from next door was defiled by that creep, too? Is it true?"
"It's true. The Zijin Dolphin family is still searching for her."
"My God, she's just a child, only three thousand years old."
"That's why we have to be careful! For example, our Ghost Claw Squid! He'd eat us in a heartbeat! I heard he gave several of your kind to..." She trailed off with a sigh.
"Is that so? But why do I feel… quite flattered? After all, we are so handsome…"
"…"
Feeling the fiercer look in its companion's eyes, it quickly changed its tune. "No... No matter what, we can't let him be so unscrupulous. Really, does he even have a shred of decency?"
Just then, a faint voice slithered from behind them.
"No, no, two beautiful female beasts, to me, as long as they are female, they are all beautiful. As for whether I have animal nature, you'll find out if you try me, hehe~~~"
"AHH!! He's here!"
A cry, both mournful and beautiful, pierced the water. A throng of male spirit beasts, having heard the commotion, rushed to the scene. But "The Turtle" had already laid his… claws… on several female spirit beasts, clutching a shimmering, golden-bearded silver eel in his grasp.
"Damn, Turtle, stop! Put down that Gold-Whiskered Silver Eel! Cease your beastly behavior!" one of the males bellowed.
"Huh?" The green-skinned turtle, hitherto exuding an aura of lechery, instantly turned sour at the sound of a male voice. "I'm not interested in male spirit beasts at all. Get lost!"
"Heh, I knew you wouldn't be reasonable. Prepare to pay for your actions!"
The Crystal Blue Tortoise leered, caressing the body of the Gold-Whiskered Silver Eel. "Not many king-level spirit beasts of seven-thousand years could break through my shell. Even if you all come at me together, there's nothing you can do!"
"Hahahaha, we know all about your Crystal Blue Tortoise shell, so we've already figured out how to deal with you! You've been tricked!"
"What?!"
The Gold-Whiskered Silver Eel, writhing in the turtle's grasp, suddenly constricted its long body, binding the Crystal Blue Tortoise. The voice, previously feminine, shifted into the deep tones of a male.
"Hahahaha, I didn't expect this, did you? Our eel spirit beasts are hermaphroditic! This was just a lure to draw you out. I purposely turned into a female, waiting for you to take the bait!"
The Crystal Blue Ape Tortoise’s shell lost some of its luster.
"Eww! Disgusting! Males don't touch me!!"
Perhaps driven by revulsion, it exerted a burst of strength and broke free from the Gold-Whiskered Silver Eel's hold.
"Damn it! You used such a despicable method. You disgusted me, and you also succeeded in angering me! Today, I'll drive out every last male soul beast in this ocean. All the female soul beasts belong to me!!"
His declaration inflamed the surrounding male soul beasts. They surged forward, activating their soul power, resolved to end the reign of this scum who threatened the harmony of their society.
But the Crystal Blue Ape Tortoise was confident. These soul beasts may have possessed strength equal to his, perhaps even surpassing him. But as long as he retreated into his shell, they couldn't hope to harm him.
Unable to penetrate his defenses, the enraged soul beasts pummeled the shell with their fists and abilities. They kicked it like a ball. Nothing happened. Eventually, the male soul beasts were exhausted, glaring with impotent rage at the impenetrable, closed turtle shell.
"No, this guy's tortoise shell is too perverted. We can't break it at all!"
"If this continues, even if we're exhausted, we won't be able to hurt him."
"Do we just let him get away with this?"
"Of course not! Today, no matter what, we have to get rid of this scourge… I have an idea! Let's throw him outside the Baimu Trench and let those human soul masters deal with him! Soul masters have various martial souls, and I believe they can find a way to handle him. Let him become a human spirit ring!"
The proposal won unanimous approval. Inside the turtle shell, the Crystal Blue Ape Tortoise panicked.
"Don't even think about it!"
It opened a seldom-used orifice behind its… buttocks. A foul-smelling gas erupted, propelled by soul power, creating an immense propulsive force. It rocketed forward at an astonishing speed, bursting through the gap between the soul beasts.
"Not good, after it! Blegh… What the hell?!"
"AHHH!! I'll kill it!!!"
The Crystal Blue Tortoise successfully escaped the encirclement, only stopping after a considerable distance. Emerging from his shell, he glanced behind him, confirming that no spirit beasts pursued. He smirked.
"Hmph! I will one day take revenge on your female kin!"
He looked around, noticing the increased light. He knew his location, near the Great Trench, now.
"Alright, let's head back. I don't want to deal with humans… Eh?"
He sensed an approaching presence, instinctively assuming it was the pursuing mob. But this came from the direction of Baimu Trench. His eyesight was already excellent, and the ambient light allowed him to quickly discern the figure.
It was a graceful, blue form, clearly a humanoid soul beast like himself. A female upper body, with blue and gold skin, and light blue silken hair that flowed in the water around her head, captivated him.
But the true object of his obsession was her lower body: a long, scaled fish tail. The crescent-shaped tail fin swayed gently, propelling her through the water with graceful skill.
Dong Dong!
The Crystal Blue Ape Tortoise swore he'd never seen such a soul beast. And even though he hadn’t, she had already stolen his heart.
He hadn’t felt such pure love in a long time. A turtle like him didn't experience such intense heartbeats. But now, at the sight of her, his heart hammered so fiercely that even the seawater vibrated.
She, too, noticed him, swimming briskly to a position less than ten meters away. She appraised him, her gaze sweeping him from head to toe. Her face was obscured by a strange visor, but he could feel her scrutiny. The usually brazen Crystal Blue Ape Tortoise suddenly grew shy.
Then, she spoke, and her voice was even more melodious than that of the Zijin Dolphin, the ocean’s renowned singer. Oddly, she spoke in human language.
"Fuck! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, is that you?"
