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Don't Be Picky 35

🕑 Added 2023-08-28 13:12:23 +0000 UTC

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Guy Face Thrace

Escapes to live with Brian, blows up into a blueberry again. Win freakin win!

Opik Oort

We'll see a little more of her, Erica's not going anywhere... she can't without help :P

SassyCassie

Scott: why are you wearing their uniform? Katie: FUNNY STORY

Samwise

Damn, I would've liked another view of melons for melons. For some reason that partial transformation really tickles my fancy.

Patrick Nightwind (Bender097)

Katie: “I work for them.” Brian: “Great Scott!” *faints* *Back to the future theme song kicks in with TO BE CONTINUED title card.*

SarcasticObserver1

Opik I'll give you 100$ if you make the person behind everything called pepe sylvia

SarcasticObserver1

Or does an Edward Snowden and shares company secrets to the public, though would people care cause we now know aliens are a thing but honestly who cares ?

Guybuddy1

Katie: "I work for them" *Cue Price is Right Losing Horn sound effect* Will be interesting to see which direction she goes now- does she double down on sticking with Whitt and the company given her condition? Or does Brian somehow convince her to break ranks and run away with him? Or does she kind of stick with Whitt and the company but secretly work from the inside to cause shenanigans?

SarcasticObserver1

Honestly wacky candy is less evil then her

CleverName

Lots of fun details. Love the percentile growth chart. Definitely the kind of thing a real erm… connoisseur would be looking into.

Chumlee99

“Katie, I’d like you to meet Genevieve Plumpers”

SarcasticObserver1

So basically goop

SarcasticObserver1

Either 1 of 2 things will happen now. 1 he'll be understanding of her situation and that she had no choice and help her as much as he can or 2 he'll call her a sell out go all hippie saying she's working for the man and cut all ties presumably breaking her heart and his in the process

SarcasticObserver1

It is a very awkward moment that both of them never thought would happen

Chumlee99

That’s the spinoff holistic MLM scam to sell health pills like super vitamins and “weight loss” pills

SarcasticObserver1

Glad they haven't gotten into the pharmaceutical industry... yet

Shibuyasake

@0pik how is she doing nowadays? Bc her tf seemed different in the sense that she went further tf wise

Chumlee99

Feed him whatever turned Kasia into the Strawberry Hulk

Opik Oort

I usually try to avoid lots of text in one speech bubble but I felt it was warranted for Brian on this page :'D Thank you!

Opik Oort

he's gonna have to get swole

RaianMaru

Damn, home boy pulling the good ol exposition! Great page, as always!

Owl Bowl

True, but it was either control the product or become the product for her so she’s gonna have to stick with them for the time being and he probably won’t take that well

Chumlee99

What exactly was Brian going to do with an immobile multi-ton Blueberry girlfriend anyway? He’s too weak to roll all that girlfriend by himself

Owl Bowl

Aw feel bad for her, she didn’t really have a choice

Changed This For Privacy

So, either she wakes up to the fact that she's been Stockholmed, or she doubles down. Either way, I'm definitely intrigued.

Chumlee99

Cue the Curb your Enthusiasm theme

Chumlee99

The lost It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where the gang goes to Wacky Candy and accidentally destroys the entire shop and then city block because Frank trips into one particularly enormous woman that sets off a Chain Reaction riot of fatties

Chumlee99

“….also there’s nothing hypnotic about our products. It’s just a delicious treat ladies can’t seem to get enough of that’s extreme beneficial to them. Like that young lady you two are kidnapping? Would you two believe your muscles have grown bigger and stronger to be able to support those giant boobs of hers without any back issues.” “……..are you defending them?!” “….They do pay me 6 figures a year to be the assistant manager for HR at corporate and we do let the ladies go who want to…after they’ve fulfilled their contracts. But most like being huge and pampered 24/7”