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🕑 Added 2023-02-02 01:00:02 +0000 UTCPOV: u come home and find this girl laying in ur bed. What do u do? :3
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Aytgh
I'd offer her pancakes and bagels...🔥🥵🥞🥯❤️
JJExMachina
Give her headpats for a job well done on beating Dad of Boi... Than be down for anything. Watch shows, take turns giving a massage, smash. Ah whatever, I am easy going.
Varajahl
Firstly I'll ask how she got into my house. Secondly, I'll question what the heck happened to all my snacks. Thirdly... pretend to call the cops on her and watch her panic before inviting her for cuddles and an anime session...
Enju
Finding Mel in my bed? See if she'd wanna smash, then cuddle the rest of the night once we're done, give headpats to a good girl ❤️
Pockypirate619
Probably....wake up lol
JabbaTheHurt
Cuddle....and see where things go from there.
デスデロン
Give headpats
Eragonarya
Ask if you want tacos, cuddles later
ray ban
Question how you got in my home... then probably offer you some coffee and a blanket... cuz it's cold af here... after that, the realization would set in and I'd feel dense as lead.
Ainz_sama
Fighting gold
ClockworkLogic
I get the netflix and chill kind of vibe? Definitely some good cuddle time though.
MaskedReaper666
Be surprised and then make CUMversation 🤤 Having only interactions with an AI and no contact with women can do things to u 😈
Raisou
Check if it’s actually my house/room
Faintswiftzero
hug
Madgesty
Ask if they want pizza and then see about cuddles or smashing
Atomic Renegade
Definitely cuddles and headpats
Kain Ryuu
Cuddle and make affectionate love too
Ole Vølund Skov Mortensen
Asks for my penguin back. It's my sleeping partner. XD Girl starts screaming for SOME REASON?
sciencetiny
that girl? Try to cuddle, until I realize she's 2d and that doesn't work...
Holo
Feed her then play games with her then fuck her
theak 9000
Depends on the girl. Family: Get outta my bed. Why you even here? Stranger: Who are you? Why you here? I'm calling the cops. Mel/Melware: Wanna smash?
Ian C
Seggs 👍
Darak224
I call the police cuz she obviously had to break in >:3 Also I rob her cookies if she should have some since cookies are delicious
Prevert
Cuddles obviously lol
Phyn1x
Ask if you wanna cuddle cause it’s cold outside
Netic91
Cuddles and put on the Netflixs see where the night goes from there
Phantasma__
I would kindly ask her, "Who are you and what are you doing with my wife?"
Glasses Character
If she’s sleeping I would tuck in give her a kiss on the forehead and go make pancakes, if not, well… that’s a fan fic that just writes itself 💜
Austin Danger Powers
Tell her that penguin is in my spot
Nickss409
"How the fuck did you get into my house?"
DisARay
What would I do if this perfect cutie was in my bed? Cuddles for sure, maybe partake in some tiny pancakes and Boss coffee together while watching movies or random YouTube or whatever. And if the mood is right for both of us, all manners of lewd activities until we’re both a sweaty spent mess 😌
DevinM21
Cuddle.
Michael R Chavez
Offer chicken nuggets and pussy licking
Michael the Anime Fan
Snuggle! Then maybe watch a movie, and if she’s feeling horny I’ll ask if she wants to smash.
Mintsmoker
how did you get into my house?
Luna12
Save that poor penguin then punish you.
Magical Ski
Ask how your eyes got like that...
Yuri
Call the cops, how the hell did you get into my house?
E_B_A_B_E
CUDDLE! 🥰 then selfie with her and the matching daki.
BustRobot
Make a penguin sandwich
MemeMuhamed
"Ope, forgot my meds again"
psycophantic
Cuddle
KneeOn
Ask a few questions, offer her a drink and a snack, change my clothes, hop into bed, and fall asleep. Because it's getting late, I just got home and I'm tired. I'll deal with this in the morning.
Anthony Koons
No warning and cuddle her with periodically give kisses
Remix Kun
There’s a lot 👀 oh my but make sure that u don’t have any of the cover hehe
Crappy
Question the audacity of her thinking that she can cuddle my plushie
VigilantShield
better question is what don't i do