projektmelody
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IT IS FINALLY TIME!
🕑 Added 2023-01-02 21:29:37 +0000 UTCu guys have been asking for this for a while, & now its finally the time: I'm doing Di-- ck Ratings!!! that's right, u can now tip to have the honor of me rating your pe---en with my real unfiltered thoughts ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ
the break down is simple: u send me pics of your dong plus a tip, and I send back my review. $50 is a rating from one to ten, $75 is a sentence where I tell you my initial thoughts, and for $100 i write you a whole paragraph about what i really think, what i could do with it, really getting in to my inner art critic, ya feel me? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
And since this is patreon & unfortunately you can't tip here directly, the options are: -You can go over to one of my fans pages and tip there
-Or you can upgrade to my $50 Tier [Eroge Dev] or my $100 Tier [JAV Producer], and get your rating for FREE with your sub cost!
i'm so excited to be doing these for u all, im really trying to expand my comfort zone and push myself to do new stuff for u guys in 2023 so lets start the year off strong!!! i cant wait to see u all ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
NOTE: PLEASE do not feel like u have to do this!! i just get requests for this on other pages so i decided to be able to offer it, and i always try to have my patreon have everything & more that the other ones do. if this is not your thing, dont sweat it!!!!
Comments
Shane Driscoll
Not that I’m into this and also you should definitely be careful
@G_3_3_k_
Definitely an odd thing. I guess I understand the appeal. NFM, at least not as a serious thing. I could see myself sending in pictures with a strategically placed barn yard animal. If it gives you and the people rated a dose of serotonin or dopamine though, go for it. I bet all involved will have fun with it. And that’s what it’s all about right?
Enju
I'm all for doing this! I'll have to wait for my house to be just me though 😅
Shane Driscoll
You’re always super fun mel
Sinister Sable
To blow $50 just to send a picture of a rooster or not hmmmmm, Life is full of questions
Paisley Park
Definitely something new for you! Hopefully you don't get anything too extreme sent to you and don't get any scarring! Best wishes!
Kurenai
I like your take on the subject. Hope you can have a nice collection and don't be spoked by Monster cock too much. We are not October yet.
sciencetiny
Doing this now, when on a horny ban? Either you're expecting to laugh, or you really like to edge, huh?
TheLoveHandle
Lol, judging from these comments, it seems we all blew our money on New Years. I certainly want to do it, but money is lacking right now for me too. Another day hopefully 🙏
weegee cool
If only I wasn't broke, lol
DisARay
Nice to see you try new things, Melly 💜Might have to miss out on this initial run, but I’ll keep eyes peeled for future ratings and save up lol
SaltyBreadFairy69
damn all of the best commissions open up when i’ve got no money. hopefully this is still available when i’m next paid.
Phyn1x
good luck with it i like that you trying new things
Projekt Melody
i will rate whatever u want ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
ArmadaJones
alright. I'm gonna sit on this for now and probably do one in the future. Good luck with your imminent dick pic fiesta!
Julianji
Trying new things. GGs
Projekt Melody
i think for now im gonna open it up to about 50, spend time replying to those, and then open it up again after. so i'll be doing it for a while, just in little bursts! if that makes sense. just until i get used to the whole process, cuz this is new for me too! ^^
ArmadaJones
yeah, I get the appeal. hell, even I feel tempted to do it. question though, how long are you doing this for? there's no duration or dates listed.
Projekt Melody
that's totally fair! just wanna be able to offer it to the people who have asked for it, but if it isn't your thing i totally respect that (ღ˘⌣˘)
Faintswiftzero
but what if girl?
Phyn1x
that's fair
Projekt Melody
its definitely something different! but i get a lot of requests for it on my other pages so i wanted to try it out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it might not be a great fit for me and thats ok, just wanted to be able to offer it for people who wanted it ^^
Remix Kun
Oh god lol fair fair tho
ArmadaJones
honestly, the idea of paid dick ratings is very weird to me.
Phyn1x
Huh alrighty then, time to break out the 20k camera
Smorzz
im not really a fan of this one at all
Glasses Character
Interesting, not sure about it , but I am curious
TheLoveHandle
I WAS RIGHT!!!
