projektmelody
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oh hey, what's up
🕑 Added 2023-01-05 20:04:05 +0000 UTCcome here often? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) don't mind me, i always lie around lounging seductively. it's not cuz you're here or anything like that, nope, no way. but since you're here, why don't you hit me with your best pick up line? for science, of course.
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Projekt Melody
solid, very solid
Pope John XII
It's funny I'm in a bar and not a diner, I came here for a drink and you're right here being a full meal.
Rezz
On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm a 6 and you're a 9, we will be Nice together.
Sock
Hey Girl are you a door? Cuz I'd bang you all night.
Valnaris
Just off the top of my head: are you not using scientific notation, because I don't mind reading your digits all day.
Shadow Runner844
You make my gear go BOOST over and over again until EXPLOSION!
orb
Do you think your audience has pickup lines?
ArmadaJones
"Are you a quarter on the floor? because I really want to pick you up"
Arclock
Nice outfit but I think it would look better on my floor.
@G_3_3_k_
Since you’re here and dressed for it, how about I help you break a sweat.
KiraMoa
Ya ever had Jamaican Sausage?
Dani Amp
I would fall for you even when there’s zero gravity.
Atomic Renegade
If all this turns out to just be in my head then you're the best thing I came up with
TheLoveHandle
I'm filing a complaint with trip advisor...because they don't have you listed as one of the best places to eat out
Drakoth_Dreatha
Your looking pretty today but sorry, I can't call you beautiful. because beauty is on the in side and I haven't been inside you yet.
Full.Metal Nihilist
So?... Wanna fuck?
Richard Miranda
I yell, "hey would you like some pizza!" Then throw the fuck out of the pizza was holding on to.
OddBob92
Hey are you a computer because I have a USB to plug in
CursedHP
Are your legs an Oreo cookie? 'Cuz I'd love to pull them apart and lick the frosting.
Remix Kun
Hey babe let me squirtle all over ya jigglypuffs
Orchid Moonlight
Heard you got that outfit for 50% off, how about you show me it 100% off? 😳
psycophantic
My face is cold. Do those thighs come in my size?
Paraquat
Hey girl can I have your number, I lost mine
ThomasDe
Based on your recent trip to Japan, I think you will know this: Isn't the moon beautiful tonight? ;)
Ninjorf
Are you an angel? Because you have a halo and that's weird.
theak 9000
Prepare for a TERRIBLE pick up line, the likes of which haven't been seen or heard since barking at hot women! Ahem... Hey, I'm hungry. And you look like my Bae, gal. Thank you! I'll be here all alone!
Ian C
I don't know any pick up lines but I wanna pat the tummy
Dreamz the Cybericon
A pickup line? Oh I’m gonna regret this one: “Hey girl, you like diesel or unleaded? Cause I’m gonna pump that pu$$y like it’s gasoline~.” I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS✨🌹😭
WilmaWings
Hey babe, have you considered making your name Marissa? Because I bet if I turn you backwards, you become “ass i raM”.
MaskedReaper666
Oh hey there I like PB & J. Wanna come over and taste my peanut butter? While I spread jelly all over you 😍
Netic91
You maybe full of zeros and ones but your the only 1 I need
Crimson
If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.
Brandon Powell
Is that a glitch in your programming or are you just happy to see me?
Brittis_N3X
hey AI, wanna pick you up so why don't you come over and let me algorithm your heart?
Glasses Character
I have never had any use for pick up lines, but one of the cheesiest I have heard was “that top looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor”
Phyn1x
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need
デスデロン
I wish you were my pinky toe, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Yuri
uh...nice tits
