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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: TikTok Edition
🕑 Added 2022-12-13 19:21:13 +0000 UTCSomebody on Tik Tok said I must have had a recent facelift. I can't decide whether that's a compliment or an insult.
On the one hand, they could mean, "He can't possibly look that youthful." On the other hand, they could mean, "That's the shittiest facelift I've ever seen."
If I did have a facelift, and somebody said, "Hey, look, he had a facelift," I would be mad at the surgeon. I don't see anything wrong with facelifts, though. Look at Bob Barker, who turned 99 yesterday. He's got a pretty damn good 99-year-old face, and I think that's probably because he monkeyed around with it a little bit when he was, oh, 79.
(I posted the TikTok in question JIC y’all were curious. ❤️)
Comments
GeddyLeeRoth
Fuck plastic surgery. The only facelift I allow is an awesome debut from a Seattle grunge band.
I dunno, how many facelifts has Shatner had? Kinda none of anybody’s business either way.
Joshua Sherwood
#Facts😉
I only really started paying to it very recently ❤️
Deimos Masque
Darcy I didn't even realize you are on tiktok. Must fix!!!
I usually go with, do your feet hurt? Cause your face is killing me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It makes people roll their eyes and laugh (against their will).
Thomas Backman
(JK... LOVE me some Sandler... :)
Thomas Backman
99...! And he'd probably STILL kick Gilmore's butt! LOL!! :)
Moviegique
"'cause it's killing me!"
clearly some people like attention and it doesnt matter how they get it.
I loved Deadly Games and Christmas Evil! I just rewatched that special. I’m amped for Joe Bob’s Ghoultide Get-Together! TLDI HSCN “rolls right off the tongue.” Lol
"Did you have a facelift?" sounds like a setup for a punchline. However, I'm non-violent and do not advocate punching anyone for not having a punchline.
I mean that's kind of a rude thing to say even if you meant it as a compliment I say fuck em you you are and always will be awesome and you look just as good as you did when I first saw you on Monstervision.
