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Blogged Down - July Request Drive #10
🕑 Added 2023-10-24 08:59:07 +0000 UTCHere is request drive entry number 10! By Patreon Vote, a food critic who's primary complaint was the portion size! Let me know what you think! :)
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Upon crossing the restaurant's threshold, an overwhelming scent of tantalizing delights washed over me, signaling the epicurean odyssey ahead. The menu, curated with meticulous disregard for moderation, offered a tantalizing glimpse into the extreme that lay in store.
With each delectable morsel devoured, I found myself morphing into a character from a surreal fairy tale. I felt like a sumptuous balloon, my once-delicate frame now resembling that of a bloated, contented swine. Insecurities welled up within me as I gorged, the gluttony of it all weighing heavily on my conscience. Each mouthful seemed to inflate me, and I fretted about bursting at the seams.
As my culinary adventure progressed, my transformation into a living, corpulent spectacle was undeniable. My formerly graceful bearing and composure had given way to a spectacle of gluttony. I feasted with abandon, my once-noble figure contorting under the pressure of such unrelenting excess. The seams of my attire strained, conspiring with the kitchen's prodigious offerings to accentuate my swelling girth. I was like a pastry overfilled, a bloated vessel on the brink of eruption.
By the time the final course graced my table, I was awash in an unprecedented fullness. Each step was a monumental effort, every breath labored. The chair beneath me seemed to groan in sympathy as I gingerly pushed it back, conceding to the omnipotent weight of my gluttony.
As I emerged from "Esso," my body felt like a testament to excess, my belly a rolling testament to the mammoth portions I had undertaken. The term "roll me out of there" couldn't have been more fitting, as I departed feeling like a blimp tethered to the earth by a chain of overindulgence.
