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Patron only! My Immortal - Part 2

🕑 Added 2023-03-17 14:00:04 +0000 UTC

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Hard in Hightown

Ngl, “I started to cry and weep” actually seems like masterful writing now in the year of our lord 2025

Jay Voigt

Stop flaming you prep!

Swinky

This series is worth every cent of Patreon money. My stomach hurts so much!! I’m crying tears of blood.

Jay Voigt

OMFG he yelled softly, Buhlooody Mary rann ovurr, flailling vibrationalistly!

Matthew V Johnston

Im crying laughing. They broke Eli! When the author ends the chapter by asking her friend, “hey do you have my sweater ?”

Maddie

Late getting caught up on this. They said 6 more chapters... Not sure if I love or hate that it seems to be 28 more?

Insto

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a long long time 🤣 Can hardly wait for the final episode.

Eileen Daniel

OMG this episode is a gift.

The Godless Trucker & his trusty dog Loki

I second this!! Make a higher level tier and call it fan fic level! You can make one of these a month. I'd gladly pay for it.

Jesse Ozog

I would give you money just for those.

Andrea Marchi II

dont you mean Keith?

Spencer Dye

We lost fanfiction Friday years ago gents, don't you think the internet needs a good replacement? There is just piles of weird Garfield fanfiction waiting for you.

That Julia Person

I love this so much! Heath explaining the "Last time on" portion, Cecil angrily knowing nothing about Harry Potter, finding the place where Noah draws the line, Eli losing it, and Tom just generally baffled. I was giggling the whole episode.

Cranky Aunty

“Find someone who loves you enough to have your corpse defiled in their fanfiction” I’d cross-stitch that on a tea-towel, so motivational!

Nicholas Monter

Also the goal shouldn't just get Heath to squeak but get Eli to lose it as well.

Nicholas Monter

I hope this becomes a regular thing now. This is some of the most fun I have had listening to a podcast.

Jesse Ozog

I think you are funny Heath

Viridian-Flow

I can't tell which one they meant because they suck at spelling, but Kawaii is Japanese for cute and Kowai is Japanese for scary. They're being a weeb, learning like 10 Japanese words from anime and then telling people they can speak the language.

Nicolette

Two votes

Nicolette

Two votes!!

Cave_Dweller

I have listened to this twice, and it's so disjointed and bizarre that each listen brings something new. It's candy for an ADHD brain.

TenaciousB

That was over way too quickly. Absolutely made my morning. Also, the butt should absolutely come to you. Never rush the butt.

Scheherazade

Fanfic review podcast with the guys? Shut up and take my money!

Jim Phynn

I don’t envy the person or people who wrote the Plot Summary section of the Wikipedia article on My Immortal.

Sally Stewart

Today my boss spent about two hours reading me to filth and I was at one of my lowest points mentally. My physical and mental health is in the trash. The absolute only thing that could have made me feel ANY better was this. Thanks guys. This is my favorite thing.

PeterinKorea

I needed a break, fewer than 10 minutes into the episode.

John and Steph Kochay

I don't know what I was expecting out of my daily podcast listens, but it wasn't this. And this was fantastic. -Steph

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-burstein-von-knacker-horowitz-aucher Hautkopft of Ulm

I would totally listen to God awful fan fic!

Dr. Clerk

I'm just amazed that none of these five guys knew the word kawaii. I would have thought that statistically impossible.

Chubby Bunny

I happened to listen to this paired with a delicious meal from Taco Bell, and with the subsequently mandatory bathroom visit. Seemed appropriate, though.

Fredrik

This reminds me, I need to get started on that CN fanfic Tom wanted for his birthday (or was it xmas?) Best episode ever!

Max Nole

Not to ruin the bit, but Heath is absolutely right. The butt should initiate.

Gina Va

My dog died yesterday. And same. A much needed diversion! ❤️❤️❤️

Gina Va

Please make the fan fic podcast. You could call it Suck My Fic, or Fan Overboard, or some other shit. Just do the thing!

outaspaceman

Yes.! Two great things have happened..! New medz have put my MS in the background & THIS..!👍👍 Err.. 3 things if I count this week’s show..

Joshua

Maybe it’s for the best that AI can write fiction now…

Ty Stephens

YES!!! These. Are. My. Favorite. EPISODES!

Julie LaVoice

I can't wait for Part 3. I've rarely laughed this hard!

Troublemaker Jake

Had to double check it wasn't april fools day.

CarrieBoo

I love you all so much.

Hannah Burrill

The way my just dropped

Sarvis

I have to admit, when I saw this in my subscription feed, I decided to go back and listen to the first episode. As If I'm going to lose the ability to follow the detailed and intricate plot of My Immortal if I just jump into part 2 with no recap.

Max Nole

Having a terrible interstitial cystitis flare up & this is perfect for taking my mind off it!

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I'm torn. On the one hand, I desperately want to listen. On the other hand, I have a rare neurological condition that causes excess pressure in my cerebrospinal fluid, and the last time I listened to you guys reading My Immortal, I was laughing so hard, my brain pressure elevated so high it affected my vision.