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TOP THEE FINALISTS! FML DIY #5
🕑 Added 2020-09-18 01:32:54 +0000 UTCVOTE NOW FOR YOUR FAVORITE DIY EPISODE!! If the results are tight, we will produce the top TWO episodes. Deadline is October 1st 2020
Bare With Me by HunterVision
Today, I came home from work.... to an empty house?? I found a note from my teenage son on the fridge that read “Going camping with Dad this weekend.” I was so excited to have the whole house to myself all weekend long! So, I decided it was the perfect time to try this nudist lifestyle I've been so curious about. I did everything I could think of naked to see if it was better. Spoiler alert. IT IS! While dancing in the kitchen with a tall glass of wine, I turned around to find my SON and his friend... starring at me....HORRIFIED. “I thought you we're going camping this weekend?!” I shouted in my defense. He said. “That was last weekend! I wrote a note on the other side explaining I was bringing my friend over for dinner!” I did the best to cover up my shame...My son would argue it was not enough....FML
Your Motherload by AssGass
Today, while ramming down a Big N' Beefy at the Burrito Barn. My manager called for a mandatory virtual meeting on zoom at 1pm. So as I rushed home, my bowels decided to evict immediately! I clinched my cheeks and floored the gas to make it home before the eviction could take place. Once home, I ran to the toilet dropping my pants on the way. Right as I sat, but before satisfaction could take place, I realized my meeting started in five minutes!! Pinching it, I wobbled to the bedroom to retrieve my laptop. Brought in into the bathroom with me, sat down on the toilet and....WAIT! I can't let them see me on the toilet! So I pulled back the shower curtain and sat over the tub and shat my forever loving burrito brains out while in a zoom meeting and no one was ever the wiser... BOSS & EVERY EMPLOYEE: No, we can hear you. BOSS: If you're gonna take a shit. Please turn your mic off. ….Ohhhhh shit.....FML
Camp Burrito Barn by Bruh Fish
Today, my boyfriend of about a month took me on his annual camping trip where he goes to find peace and quiet. So, it was a big deal to be invited! While he set up, I decided to take a hike in the nearby woods. Truth is, the Burrito Barn we had for lunch was not willing to wait any longer to export out of my bowels, so I had to find someplace to relocate it, FAST! Oh look! The perfect spot! I ripped off my pants just in time, because that liquefied burrito POURED out of me. It burned so bad, I cried out loud. Suddenly, I heard him coming. He must have heard me or smelled it. So, I went to grab my pants, but I couldn't find them!! So I hid behind a bush until he passed me...Only to watch him slip in the mess I made...Twice....Nope three times....FML ENDING: She runs to his aide and helps him up. He's complaining about the shit he slipped in. BECKY: That bear must have eaten something that didn't agree with him. BOYFRIEND: God, it smells like Jalapeno and Ass. He notices she isn't wearing any pants. BOYFRIEND: Are you not wearing any pants? BECKY: (laughs) you must have really hit your head. Lets get you to the hospital.
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Ace
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Notebook Entertainment
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Didymus
Do we vote here? I vote for Bare With Me.
