[Moany Awards] Vote on your favorite audios of the year!
🕑 Added 2024-02-02 23:17:23 +0000 UTCVoting is now open for Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science members (aka the Moans) for the 1st Annual Moany Awards!
I thought I'd call these the August Awards, originally, but that really sounds like I'm giving myself awards, and this is self-indulgent enough already, so I thought the Moany Awards was more fitting.
Here's a Google Form to vote in several categories, and nominate up to 5 audios for the Best Overall Audio category, which we'll then vote on. Given the number of audios to choose from, I thought it was more fair for people to know what the top 5 are so they can pick from those.
I was also gonna do Patreon polls, but this way they're all in one place and the winner will be a surprise like a real awards show!
Voting for this closes in about two weeks, when we'll vote on the Overall Best Audio!
Categories:
- Best Rough Audio
- Best Soft Audio
- Best Switch & Sub Audio
- Best Genre Audio
- Best Classic Audio
- Best Overall Audio
Comments
chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire ๐ฐ
โWelcome. Let's make some boys fight.โ I finally got my shit together and clicked on this, and what an absolute delight. Thank you for putting this together, Iโm very excited to see the results!
Rose S.
My understanding is that Patreonโs terms and conditions donโt allow CNC content and the like, so our dear prince must remain in exile ๐
Destiny D
I just have a question and maybe August has said it already but I don't know for sure, but why isn't the Wedding Night with the Enemy Prince on patreon? I had to go back to reddit to even find it. Just wondering. Or maybe it's on here and I just can't find it. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Angela
wish there was an honorable mentions category so i can vote for all my favs that didnt make "best of" in the other categories ๐ญ
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Hi everyone! Have you ever asked yourself, "I wonder who would win in a fight: Enemy Prince or Secretly Sinful Suitor?" Well, I have, and in honor of the Patreon's One Year Anniversary, I made a little pair wise ranking game! Hope you enjoy! https://sites.google.com/view/aitw-speaker-characters-fight/home
mags
Despite how difficult it was to choose, I did my civic duty๐ค ๐
H
Yes! That or the bro monologue
Little_Lapine
We're VERY dedicated to our research.
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
I do my best ๐ซกโค๏ธ (thank you!)
snowplowed sarah ๐ซโ๏ธ
Iโm literally a scientist (Iโm a moans patron for augustinthewinter) ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฌ and love studying my lab reports (listening to audio erotica and ranting about it with horny book club)!!! ๐ฅผ๐งฌ๐ฌ
Little_Lapine
WOMEN IN STEM ๐ฅผ๐งช๐
Little_Lapine
Omg RUTH. You're a goddess ๐ญ๐
Jingle Bell-nie ๐๐๐ถ
This was difficult. Iโm sure any winner will be announced and Iโll just be like, โYeah, that sounds right.โ Iโm so curious if the voting is spread pretty widely or if there are clear favorites.
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Oh hell yeah! ๐๐
Ugnฤ
hahah i can't say i'm an expert but they do look accurate!
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Lmao thank you, Ugnฤ! Can you tell if they're at all accurate? Not sure how long ago those two years were ๐
Ugnฤ
we moan because he moans and his giggle is criminal i just busted a lung
Ugnฤ
i am LOSING it hahahah you're a genius, Ruth Hope. i took latin for 2 years and this just evoked my interest
nina
in good company lol
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
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guilty_ofloey
i cant with the latin mottos ๐ญ๐ญ my favorite is "he can do it all" it sounds very professional ๐
guilty_ofloey
agreed with the Dirty Talks they're so good !!
Stella
I Can See You by Taylor Swift lol. It's very Coworkers/Secret Romance coded
โ๏ธโ๏ธ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas โ๏ธโ๏ธ
we luv him he needs to be protected at all costs
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
He'd definitely do a 2013 Jennifer Lawrence and fall while going up the stairs to the stage ๐ซค
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
What song?
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
From Gamer?? ๐
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Ky ๐ฅบ That's so cute, though
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Lmaooo even though it was anonymous I felt like all the M's were looking over my shoulder. It was a struggle ๐
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Omg I just watched Charles's speech he's so cute and overwhelmed ๐ฅบ๐ "This is heavy, this is awesome" ๐
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Thank you โบ๏ธ
Naomi Corporan
BRO YESS WHERE IS MY AUGUST SHIRT/HOODIE/STICKER/PIN/WATER BOTTLE?!
Naomi Corporan
Yes I was hoping for a dirty talk category, maybe next year?
Naomi Corporan
I love his giggle is criminal
Rya Li
Fellow tumblr vets ๐ซก
izzie
Thank you sweetheart!
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
๐ Some suggestions for the Latin motto of the Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science: โข Gemitus Est Ars et Scientia - Moaning Is an Art and a Science โข Eius Gemitus Nostra Arte - His Moaning Is Our Art โข Gemimus Quia Gemit - We Moan Because He Moans โข Gementes Simul - We Moan Together โข Libidinosa Communitatis pro Libris - Horny Book Club (literally translates as "a lustful community for books" lmao) ๐ Some more August-centric mottos: โข Nostri Ventus Nix Nubes - Our Favorite Snow Cloud โข Eius Cachinnant Est Criminalis - His Giggle Is Criminal โข Mirari Nos Vult - He Likes to Surprise Us โข Omnia Potest Facere - He Can Do It All โข Interdum Aspera, Interdum Mollis, Semper Bona - Sometimes Rough, Sometimes Soft, Always Good (Disclaimer: All of these are definitely somewhat inaccurate because I was relying on Google Translate but yeah!)
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
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Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
It's on there now!
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
The Dirty Talks!! Yes! I want August to do his thing as he sees fit, but the Dirty Talk Audios are a good 50% of my regular August Audios rotation ๐๐๐๐ค
bianca
"Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science members" that is amazing LMAO I definitely have to do my part as a member of the Academy and revisit a bunch of these because I'm having a hard time choosing between everything (because you just never miss, August!) + the Dirty Talk audios should get an honorary award of some sort, those are too good to not get mentioned ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
izzie
I might have missed it, but I couldn't see the Snowed in w/ Your Roommate audio listed anywhere on the form and that's one of my favorites by you (considering it might be the closes will ever get a "BF experience".) It would have gotten a vote from me in every category it appeared in.
๐ฅcottonheadedninnysheshe๐
Wait here I just got the results - itโs an 11 way tie for 2nd place, and #6 is first. Well fought, DTs, well fought.
guilty_ofloey
ok but... can we also have a moment for the unsung heroes of our generation aka the Dirty Talk Audios?
guilty_ofloey
it's so hard to vote man... ๐ญ๐ญ can i vote multiple times? i feel bad if i leave some out ๐
Little_Lapine
After extensive research at AEAAS, I think I feel fairly confident in my vote. P.S....Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science goes hard though. We should get lab coats.
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Literally making this my excuse for not voting until it's crunch time โ๏ธ
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Lmaoo ๐
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
It's in there now!
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
!!!! I would absolutely wear that enamel pin ๐๐๐
Stella
This audio continues to live rent free in my head. Especially when I hear a specific song lol
Crowkeeper
Agreed! It's one of the best.
Gabbagool
I think my top three say a lot about me: Valentineโs Day, Sinful Suitor, and Hooking Up with your neighbor/Dilf next door
kuma
This was SOOOO HARD to choose... but I did anyway๐ฅฒ
chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire ๐ฐ
omg yes. The dirty talks might actually be my favorite category. This would make voting even more difficult though.
โ๏ธphonons๐ ๐ฝ
Omg you're right. It's not in the form
kenna
I need Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science merch ๐ญโค๏ธ
kat
i am a proud voter ๐ณ๏ธ
lisa
the classic category was such a hard pick omgggg
C
This is so excitinggg! I feel like a little kid waiting to be given candy for these results omg My top 3 BY HEART AND SOUL are: -ex fwb leaves you a voicemail (bc HIS JEALOUSY and NEEDY-NESS? ๐ฆ๐ซข) - spank therapy (bc the build up? The SOUNDS???? ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ค๐ผ) - boyfriendโs best friend as a vday gift (bc the CONDESCENDING ass tone? AaAaaaaaAAAAH crying on the floor rn)
Lizzy ๐๐ป
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Samaru
I was looking for the Snowed In audio ๐ซฃ Definitely would have been one of my top 5!
Blossom
I canโt believe barbie was snubbed in all these categories ๐๐
โ๏ธโ๏ธ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas โ๏ธโ๏ธ
YES +1 for nerdy oral toy, our expensive dip king
dee
nothing but respect for MY awards season
Grace
You already know Iโm gonna do my homework for this (probably instead of my actual homework lmao) Iโm both excited and terrified ๐คฃ๐คฃ
โ๏ธphonons๐ ๐ฝ
My second fav! I need him to get something ๐ฅฒ
โ๏ธphonons๐ ๐ฝ
I appreciate you didn't make this a Patreon poll. Excited to see the results! Not sure what this post will be like, but I keep picturing a faceless man getting up on the stage at the Dolby Theatre delivering a speech a la Charles Melton at the Gotham Awards My #1 Nerdy Oral Toy better win something ๐ค๐ฝ๐ฏ๏ธ
Lizzy ๐๐ป
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โจnikki โจ
so excited for this!
Erini
Wow that was super fun to fill out! ๐คฃ Canโt wait to see which ones win.
amira malak
august wrapped was not on my 2024 bingo lmaoo
Stitch.And.Sin.Designs
This is adorable and I love it
rae
Very excited for this ๐คญ I actually donโt know which would win!! I canโt wait hehehehe
Lizzy ๐๐ป
@meg i would be honored! letโs rent a party bus!
๐ฅcottonheadedninnysheshe๐
Yeah he needs to be on the same list as Whoopi (get it)
Sheena
Best genre was the only category that was easy for me. That demon owns my soul.
MerryMegadon ๐โจ
August EGOT when?
MerryMegadon ๐โจ
Can I be your date? ๐๐บ
Lizzy ๐๐ป
you know it bb ๐๐
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
that shit was painful
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
i had to do it like i was ripping off a band-aid. if i thought for more than 10 seconds id be there for days. and i have plans this weekend
๐ฅcottonheadedninnysheshe๐
Enemy Prince would win my overall if he were eligible. Iโd read a book about him, and watch the movie based on the book, and the musical based on the movie based on the book based on the audio. I should call him โฆ
snowplowed sarah ๐ซโ๏ธ
a red dress surely, lizzy?? ๐๐ป
snowplowed sarah ๐ซโ๏ธ
Ky??? ALREADY? Iโm litrally stuck on the first question. I feel like Iโm watching all my friends turn in their finished tests as I sit nibbling on the end of my pencil ๐ซค๐ฎโ๐จ
snowplowed sarah ๐ซโ๏ธ
rya LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOUUUU ๐๐๐
snowplowed sarah ๐ซโ๏ธ
Cool so I read the first question and Iโm already stumped! ๐
Lizzy ๐๐ป
feeling pretty good about my choices tbh...can't wait for the awards..i better figure out what i'm wearing for the red carpet ๐
Cake
Iโm really curious if anonymous voting will affect the results. Are the newer audios going to inevitably win because everyone is in the throes of the moment? Or does the anonymity create a safe voting buffer to be more honest? Are we placing bets? Iโll open up an illegal gambling ring right now.
Ana
SO HARD TO VOTE FOR theyre all so good ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ if shy coworker or valentine present doesnt win as best overall then i quit
lilsaltydee
MOANY ๐ญ๐ญ
๐๐ผ๐ป๐ธ๐น
This is so fun! Thanks for coming up with this ๐ฅณ its going to be hard to choose!
fran
MEEE like yes i submitted it but at what cost โน๏ธ
Lambda Sitta
THE TUMBLR AWARDS, what a throwback
Ru
Voted, feel really guilty, bon appetit ๐ญ
Conni
oh my gosh this is so hard (thatโs what she said)
Naomi Corporan
BIG Award Season vibes now im imagining all of us on a red carpet and seated at a venue and presenting
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
im doubled-over
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Just staring at your wall, contemplating ๐ I feel you and I love your end result ๐
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
He Keeps That Thang On Him (a folded-up wanted poster of Wildflower ๐ผ)
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
WE BELIEVE IN DEMON SUPREMACY THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT ๐๐๐ Literally feels like when you have a friend group who loves movies and it's awards season. "May the best moan win ๐" that is fucking hilarious and beautiful ๐๐ฏ
Naomi Corporan
Idk if we are allowed to talk about who we voted for or if this is a jury duty kinda situation but......... I kinda want enemy prince to win classic just to give it its flowers but I know stop calling me daddy is gunna sweep it For rough (and all the categories actually) I almost feel like it's too early for "getting to know ur next door neighbor better " to be here like it just made the cut I mean it is a WORTHY contender tho For switch I'm hoping for dilf but also how can you not vote for nerdy oral toy Best genre = demon. No further questions Soft I feel like pregnant stranger could take it. I love spank therapy tho Best Overall...??.... to just pick 5 was so stressful ๐ซ May the best moan win ๐
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
๐ "Fucking Your Rival Outlaw On A Train Or Something", "The One With The Actually Good Cowboy Accent", "When He Keeps That Thang On Him", and "Yeehawgust", of course (even my autocorrect remembers it โค๏ธ๐ค )
โ๏ธโ๏ธ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas โ๏ธโ๏ธ
(also no i definitely did not spend a full half hour coming up with this no siree)
โ๏ธโ๏ธ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas โ๏ธโ๏ธ
also august i see you with the Academy reference... may i raise you the "Academy of Mouthwatering Orgasm Arts and Necking Sciences", aka the Academy of MOANS ๐ธ๐๐
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Ky. How. I literally feel a stomach cramp imagining hitting "Submit". ๐คก
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Thank you!
August Winter
Two weeks!! Edited to add that!
August Winter
Fixed, thanks!!
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
this is random but old timey gun to my head, i could not tell you the real title of the cowboy audio. i have never not called him yeehawgust ๐ค
August Winter
Two weeks!
nina
i LOVE this idea sm it reminds me of ye olde tumblr awards from like 2013 lmfao
Naomi Corporan
This was agonizing I can't wait for the results โค๏ธ
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
NOT NOW RYA!!
Lizzy ๐๐ป
seconded
Rya Li
good and bad news: none of the boys are real!
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
(also i think super nemesis is missing from the genre category ๐คซ)
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
against all odds i voted. im sick. i feel like i betrayed so many boys
Destiny D
What is the deadline for this? Because now I definitely have to go back and listen to some again...(all of them). Haha
Sheena
Girl same.
riri
Asking girls to choose ๐ (I'm jokinggg... Or maybe I'm not)
fran
ruth same im having decision paralysis ๐ญ
GeauxGabby
S/o to the literary girlies ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
fran
im glad you understand ky, fr like u gotta have a dud for me to pick a favorite but theyโre all bangers !!!
samrassic park
Christ what a year
snowplowed sarah ๐ซโ๏ธ
gabby omg same in the daddy audio when he says โI contain multitudesโ it kills me every time ๐ญ๐
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
I'm literally ๐
๐ฅcottonheadedninnysheshe๐
They need representation fr
snowplowed sarah ๐ซโ๏ธ
ok yeah when someone asks what tier Iโm subscribed to Iโm no longer saying โโmoansโ Iโm saying โoh me? Iโm part of the Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science members ๐ฅฐ๐ค๐ ๐ผโ
โ๏ธโ๏ธ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas โ๏ธโ๏ธ
this is me also
โ๏ธโ๏ธ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas โ๏ธโ๏ธ
petition to the Academy to create a category for dirty talks โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐
Becca
Ya know I really donโt need this high stress situation in my life but I shall persevere and perform my civic duty ๐ซก
H
The playing off track has to be the vocal fry mocking clip
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
how can i be expected to pick my favorite. if he wanted us to choose he shouldn't have made them all so good ๐
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
@August when does this initial poll close? I'm like already having a hard time deciding and need a deadline lmao
amy
LMAOOO
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
This is August's first nomination and first win!
fran
this is like asking me to pick my favorite child ๐๐
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
I'm literally rubbing my temples
๐ฅcottonheadedninnysheshe๐
Omg tysm that audio is so underrated, let shy coworker have his day
amy
i didnโt realize how many audios you have done ๐ญ but TEASING UR SHY COWORKER HAS MY BIGGEST VOTE
๐ฅcottonheadedninnysheshe๐
Waittttt we donโt get to vote on dirty talks?! Theyโre the base of my audio erotica food pyramid!!
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
the award for most expensive dip goes to..... boy toy ๐ฅน
Ruth Hope ๐ฉท
Okay. Moanys? That's just... that's so good. Ten applauses ๐ And an extra eleventh applause for the "Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science members" because that's just ๐ฏ๐๐โจ
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
Moany Award Nominee, August
โ๏ธโ๏ธ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas โ๏ธโ๏ธ
nerdy oral toy better win SOMETHING or I will throw hands ๐ค๐ค๐ค (we love a grocery-shopping king)
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
also Riri said The Auscars ๐ญ
Katana
i'm not exaggerating when i say this will be the hardest choice i'll ever have to make
a muppet christmas ky-rol ๐๐๐
not the Moanys ๐ฅฒ
GeauxGabby
In your audios youโve frequently quoted Walt Whitman (Iโm weird and notice things like that.) Whitman also wrote โI celebrate myself and sing of myself.โ Itโs not โself-indulgentโ to both acknowledge and have others acknowledge your work.