February 2024 Schedule + Happy Patreon Anniversary!

phonons

It recently dawned on me that we're getting Agent August next week too and I'm still not over Cocky and Nerdy M 🫠

MsMagey

NOT A DRILL NOT A DRILL NOT A DRILL

MsMagey

If I had an ounce of shame, I would be embarrassed at how much I've checked Patreon today. But I don't, so I'm not. We're all in this together 💜

Naomi

this man got me actin like a dog the way im waitin for him to come home 😭

Sydni

🙂

melo dingus

im so excited 😱

melo dingus

owo

sicily

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure rn. Jk take your time king 🤗

akiscigarett

where he at y’all 😩

☃️phonons🎅🏽

Lmao

Naomi Corporan

🔵🔵🔵🔵

Naomi Corporan

I physically cannot take this

akiscigarett

no cause imma need him to post RN IN DYING

Naomi Corporan

😳😳😳😳⏰️⌚️⏳️⌛️⏱️😳😳😳

☃️phonons🎅🏽

Hang in there sis!

Bri

Not me on European time checking all day 😅 I can't even listen til tomorrow but the anticipation is too. much. But hey it's building the tension before building the tension amirite 😉

lilsaltydee

i have work today :(

Patiently waiting rn

Freya Gwynn

Woke up thinking it was Sunday today. Can I please just say that I was so disappointed when I realized it was only Saturday and I had yet another day to wait. I cry.

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

enjoying my last weekend on earth ♥️

☃️phonons🎅🏽

Getting my will ready 📃🖋️

☃️phonons🎅🏽

Thank God Monday is a holiday bc if the audio were to come out in the middle of my work day, I don't think I'd be able to function. I mean, I know Monday will be devastating but at least I'll perish in the comfort of my own place 🥲

Ruth Hope 🩷

Whenever he gives a hint like that, the answer is always 🚑⚠️⚰️

Crowkeeper

At least we have a reason to look forward to Monday now:).

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

"i think it's gonna be worth it" haha. im in danger

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

hahahahahaha

amy

take ur time boo

Mihae_79 MH MirH

Of course we'll wait for you! Thank you for your good work and looking forward to your self-collab! 🤭👌💖

riri

I think he likes to edge us (just kidding ?) seriously, just take your time and it will be worth the wait as always (not a biased opinion) :)

Lizzy 💃🏻

pfft - just postponing my time of death, no biggie (for real though, have a good weekend 😘)

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm dying I literally just said to myself "something tells me two Augusts will cost one August more time than normal" 😂 Super excited and thank you for the update! 🙌

lilsaltydee

so so worth it duuuuude, can't wait

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

Thank you for the heads up!

yanna

foaming at the mouth for the audio tomorrow

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Every tree in my area now has a poster that says “MMF‼️” with a QR code to August’s patreon. Another day in the life of a winter soldier ❄️🫡

Adriana

Will the q&a be for all tiers?

suki

new member here~really excited for your next audio!Thank you so much🍓🍓and happy new year!🌸🌼

Rya Li

I have not shut the fuck up about the MMF audio

guilty_ofloey

@August please choose a color cause these dates are going to be MARKED in my calendar and we need it to be color coded ofc 😇

MsMagey

+1 for the nickname

MsMagey

Omg I need the in-character acceptance speeches like nothing else I've needed (after the MMF audio we have collectively manifested, which goes without saying)

MsMagey

I'm going to have to RSVP technically yes but also no. I'm already deceased. Instead of eulogies, please play the MMF audio. No need for cremation because I am currently self-combusting. 👀❤️‍🔥🥵💀

MsMagey

MMF oh no I'm going to fucking diiiiiiie

Phoebe

YO NECECITO OMGG

Titania

You always put out such quality original content, can’t wait to see what ideas you still have up your sleeve!!

Llama

If the MMF is in any way a follow up to the existing Valentine’s Day audio I am going to implode.

Edie.

First of all ✍️, happy 1 year of me throwing my money at you with delight and reverence bc you just constantly excel at what you do. 🥇 You really are one of a kind, August. 💌 And secondly, the knees of my last brain cell just gave out reading the MMF tag. Gtg now🤡

Jen-ger bread cookie 🎄

You spoil us so well, August 🥹

Zechora

Happy to support you ❤️ you are talented in many ways! Happy Anniversary!

Wild-Rose

Happy Anniversary!! ☀️💕 I’m glad you feel so comfortable and supported here - I know I certainly do, so thanks for building this little corner of the internet! Also, I don’t know if I’ll survive the MMF but what a way to celebrate Feral February. 🥵

Koko

Squealing and kicking my feet

fran

thank you so much ruth 🫶

megs

lambda i will CRY u are the sweetest and this is so well put

Katana

happy anniversary!! honestly what an incredible year ♥️ being able to produce some seriously high quality audios and other fun content every single month, and managing to do so even when you weren't feeling the best is so admiring and i'm really glad i could've been here from the beginning and watch you grow not only creatively but also as an creator overall 🥹 yapping aside february is going to be my last month bc there's absolutely no way i'm gonna survive an MMF audio

guilty_ofloey

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AGAIN KING !! oh my god it's happening... everybody calm down... MMF audio is coming IM NOT READY physically nor mentally ⚰️

Ruth Hope 🩷

We will have died doing what we loved 🙌❤️🪦😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

@pt_princess 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao lost you as in you disappeared into another dimension, another plane of existence 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm gonna go as the listener character from Best Friend's Younger Brother lmao. Either that or the Wannabe Witch 💃🧙‍♀️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Glad you are here! I hope February is less crazy in a bad way and more crazy in a good way! 💙🙏

Ruth Hope 🩷

Aww I love all of that, Lambda! Beautifully put 💙

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao @Lambda I mean that honestly works, too 💁‍♀️🔥

Ruth Hope 🩷

Aww thank you, jelly! 💙

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

@jelly u KNOW nemesis would be a smirky lil shit and make fun of Spidey’s costume 😭 and whenever Spidey whacks him he just goes “that tickles” 😟

Lily97

MMF??? I'm so ready, never been more excited about an audio as I am now 🛐🛐 thank you for your work August❤️❤️

Chanel

thank you guys!! ☺️

lisa

happy valentine’s day to us!!!! mmf <3 🕺🏽

kat

MMF??? You are the gift that keeps on giving 🫶🏻 just always adore your content August and I just love the sweet community of listeners on here :,)

Lambda Sitta

Megs! I'm so sorry to hear that you were going through a rough time (with that black mold poisoning on top of everything!). I think spaces like these can foster a sense of pseudo-safety/comfort because we're all here for the same reason. No one is looking at anyone else thinking, "why are YOU here?" You are welcomed with open arms because a lot of our arms are open by default haha I also find that comment sections like these, where everyone is pseudonymous, can facilitate discussions that won't happen anywhere else People like Sarah and myself, who have been here from the beginning, have definitely seen the comment section evolve. However, I would argue that it was beautiful from the beginning. I'll put it this way, just like how you've added comments on TTRPGs, your personal struggles, and those hilarious jokes, you too have contributed to building this space. You have added your squares to the quilt, and now everyone else gets to enjoy them. Anyway, all this to say, I'm so happy you're here, and I hope to continue seeing you share your input in the future

megs

i go it alone! i’ve only failed one so far and it had me SO HEATED but it’s such a good way make my brain sit down and stop doing cartwheels

Lambda Sitta

@Ruth, I had to ask a few months back, and I assumed it was "Hot B*tches Club" so you're good hahahaha 🤣

Lambda Sitta

I REALLY LIKE THE NYT CONNECTIONS! Do you use the Forbes hints or go it alone?

☃️phonons🎅🏽

Wasn't this scientifically proven not that long ago? Getting my mini skirt and stockings ready 👠

megs

boyfriend’s best friend you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you boyfriend’s best friend

megs

just woke up in a cold sweat thinking about the possibility of this MMF audio being a continuation of the valentines audio from last year. like i’m not even joking. i woke up and had to do the NYT connections to calm myself down from the idea of an mdom/msub MMF and it didnt work because i am sat here with my jaw on the floor in my own house like a damn fool.

Grace

This Feral February is certainly going to live up to its name!

pt_princess-presents🎁❄️

new roman empire just dropped

Grace

Happy early birthday 🥳

Grace

The “hmm” is probably my favorite 🤭

Grace

It took me awhile to collect myself and type a proper comment too haha

whatisgoingon

I feel you on that ! We are so spoiled this month and I love it! 😍

Grace

Happy early birthday 🥳

Grace

I had to excuse myself and silently scream in the bathroom 🤣

Yasmin

Oh I remember too 😈 double the august banter my body is ready

Grace

This. All of it. 🩷

Grace

Happy early birthday 🥳

megs

girl let me go get my coat and imma join u in the snow

Grace

Compiling a list of what flowers we all want for our grave 🪦💐

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

idk but he mentioned in ins/outs that he would want them to have "tension" which i remember bc i have not stopped thinking about it for a single second.

Grace

Its Feral February, perfect timing 🤭

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

BUT ALSO? a hoe never gets cold.

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

slutty as the weather will allow 🙏🏼

❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️

the dress code is 💋💅✨ slut ✨💅💋

Em

the Aughost Memorial Moany for Best Roommates to Lovers Audio 🏆

Grace

Will any of us survive?? If anyone does you are personally invited to my funeral

Grace

I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥹 I haven’t been a patron for long but it feels like it’s been forever, I’m so happy to be a part of this wonderful community 💕 I can’t wait to see where the next year takes us, I may not survive but at least I’ll go out happy 🤣

ara♡ ⋆｡˚

feb 16 about to go crazyyyy imma need to prepare myself

Yasmin

Holy shit

Yasmin

Happy anniversary august! You are a GEM 💎 Ok but MMF or MFM tho? Idk if my brain can handle august on august action 🤤 (what is wrong with me?)

kaye

happy anniversary august!! im so glad that i found out about your audios and subscribed here, worth every single penny honestly 😭 i never thought that i'd get back into these kinds of audios but your uploads have been PEAK back to back its actually insane,,, thank you for reigniting my love for it 🫡

ChocolateMama

first off, happy anniversary august <3 second off, not us getting spoiled [insert cringey giggle while kicking my feet]

amira malak

happy anniversary!! but respectfully you lost me at mmf, i’m going to be so outrageously down bad

rae

Also extremely intrigued with the MMF audio I couldn’t ever imagine making a self collab and making it work but I have no doubts you would absolutely kill it!!!

rae

Happy anniversary!!! I’m very happy that the community here is so respectful and so nice to each other. I have definitely cackled at some of the comments and I really look forward to reading them. I think I read like 90% of the comments on most posts, you guys are too funny. Anyways it was an amazing year, let’s have an even better one this year! 💖💖💖 thank you to you August and to all the members for everything hehehe :)

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

YES THE HMMM!!

mxjxllyfish

I’m out back, face down in the snow. just leave me here 🙂

mxjxllyfish

heavy on the developing a better understanding of one’s sexuality!! Same. big hugs to you 🫂 ✨

mxjxllyfish

just echoing every else here! these are so awesome I could scream. LOVE the cloud design, but also the more abstract ones?? are unironically stunning?? SO many options, you nailed it. 👏🏾✨🫡

pt_princess-presents🎁❄️

not the "hmm?" 💀✨️

pt_princess-presents🎁❄️

this community has been amazing and it's been so lovely seeing everyone's reactions to things ❤️

mxjxllyfish

happy patreversary!! 🥳✨🌨️ we’re so spoiled already, but I can’t wait to see what magic you make this year! (that’s IF I survive the MMF audio [I won’t 🙂]) HBC: what’s the dress code for the Auggys? we thinking cocktail? Black tie optional?? I gotta get a look together 💃🏽✨🕺🏾

pt_princess-presents🎁❄️

Happy early birthday ✨️

mxjxllyfish

@Sarah the money I would give to see those two SPECIFICALLY interact. The rivalry, the BANTER‼️ god it’d be so good

mxjxllyfish

Yanna your MIND!!!

lilsaltydee

@jo IM DEAD

Conni

also re: the MMF audio like the philosopher Stanley tucci once famously said: ‘all right everyone, gird your loins’

fran

everyone sound off to make sure y’all are still alive after the MMF mention… im not so sure ive survived tbh.. no but on a real note, congrats on one year. ive only been here for a little bit but i very quickly realized what a welcoming and fun community this was and it’s been a haven in bad times. this year alone has been off to a crazy start and it’s so so nice to be able to come here and just have a fun time. 🫶🫶

Ruth Hope 🩷

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ that makes way more sense 😂 Thank you, Sarah!

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Haha I think it’s Horny Book Club! 📚💕

Ruth Hope 🩷

Obituaries 😭

Ruth Hope 🩷

*breathing intensifies* 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ooh definitely! What is HBC? Google told me "Hudson's Bay Company" lol

Conni

Happy patreonversary! 🎉 (that’s a word cause I say so) What an amazing tiny internet corner you’ve created so thank YOU, without your (awesome) mind none of us would be here going nuts every Friday wondering HOW DO YOU DO THIS???? also about that MMF…uh, yeah. It’s going to be fun to read everyone’s obituaries 💀

grace

LITERALLY GOING CRAZY THINKING ABOUT THIS POSSIBILITY 😭☠️🫡

❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️

ahhh fellow dropout fan!!! 🫡 i found the short lol https://youtube.com/shorts/O_zoyYgsU0k?si=zyLyYYp5XLB3x7bL

Kathy

Omg is the MMF going to be a continuation of the other Valentine’s Day audio where now they share the listener?? 👀 Congratulations on the one year anniversary, and thank you for all the amazing content and energy that you put out into the universe! 🥰

Conni

ok but the fourth one looks like a snowy cocktail (HBC’s official drink of choice?)

❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️

i love y'all so much omg

❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️

i was talking to someone irl and they said "hmm?" in the same exact tone august does and I was like NOT NOW PLEASE

ari

omg i love dropout!! do you know which ep it is?

❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️

omg i'm not sure if anyone is a fan of Dropout but they have an improv game show with a prompt that is EXACTLY THIS

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

[crowd goes wild]

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

and the award goes to.... AUGUST

amy

MMF? bitch just give it to us already😭 + happy anniversary 🎉🎉

ari

the nominees: august in a cowboy hat, august in a suit, august with a sword, august looking really tired (single father)

Foxanna

☝️☝️☝️ that right there. That’s the answer

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

happy early birthday cha! 🎂

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

happy early bday kenna! 🎉💖

Undercover

(Might convince me to pay for *moans*)

Undercover

Annual August Awards is CRAZY 😭😭

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ummmmmmm...... I was planning for before, during, after, always, forever 🤔😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Omg Ghost and Demon 😭 And thank you, Sarah, for taking care of our tombstone 🪦 If you hand gets tired from all the engraving, just let me know 🤙💕

Foxanna

Ruth that’s AFTER, surely? 😂

Page Chase

Happy Patreon-versary, August! It's been a treat to listen to you grow and develop as an audio artist and aural sex symbol. That said I am absolutely feral over the mere mention of MMF.

daahling

🍾🎉🎊🥳....🫶🏽

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Omg same violet!! 🫂 This place has been a really cool, funny, safe space to express/learn about myself with all you lovely folks!! 🫶🏼💖💞

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🤭

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Hey everyone!! I got the collective tombstone covered, it’ll be engraved with all our names for when we all inevitably perish this month 🫶🏼😇🪦 MMF has me in a freeze state like I actually can’t think about it too hard or I’ll start shriek-laughing and scaring my dog The AUGUST AWARDS sounds like the event of the season omg 🌨️😍🏆 Yanna talked about ACU characters presenting the awards and I cannotttt stop thinking about putting Nemesis and Spidey up there to cause a super ruckus and bicker over who gets to present the trophy 😭 omg or ghost roommate and demon??? 👻👹 Also happy patreon anniversary!! Like so many ppl have said, this has been such a fun, respectful, insightful, safe space and it’s been amazing to see your content and audience progress this past year!! 🎉 You deserve every ounce of support August!🍾🪩

Violet 💜

I relate to this so much. I don't talk about my sexuality with literally anyone irl, it's such an awkward topic. But here I feel like we all have the same taste (is that the right word?) and you guys (more like girls) are all so cool and kind and funny it makes me feel a lot less guilty for liking this stuff lol 🫶🥺

Lambda Sitta

Happy early birthday!

lilsaltydee

Omg the [Hmm?] hahahah

Lambda Sitta

Happy early birthday!

Lizzy 💃🏻

get out the jam board, let’s plan this!

Violet 💜

Happy 1 year of Patreon!! And omg I'm so excited for the MMF audio I can't wait 😭

Lambda Sitta

Happy early birthday!

Sheena

With all the other excitement, I seem to have missed the mention of a live Q&A. February is my new favorite month.

Nicole

love!!

riri

I definitely can relate 🫰🫂

Ruth Hope 🩷

More ideas! All the ideas! (I'm about to go get an ice cream because I'm like !!! from all the excitement in here haha)

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

RIP aughost see you at halloween baby 😩

Sheena

Haha you beat me to it! I was just coming up with some ideas.

Sheena

Truly my favorite place on the internet. I feel so seen and loved. 😢

Ruth Hope 🩷

THE CLOUD I'M GONNA CRY 🥺🥺🥺 That's perfect! 💙

DivineFeminine ❄️⛄️🎄

& the cloud goes to… *hold for applause*

Little_Lapine

Ahhhhh! Happy One Year!!! Happy to have seen your growth and been able to interact with everyone on here! 🥰

Little_Lapine

Omg I love this!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Just posted a separate comment up above but I did some AI generating haha 🌨️🌨️🌨️ https://imgur.com/a/eRtZRQ1

geekinthepink

Congratulations and happy one year! I'm so grateful to have found this even if it was months late. I continue to be thrilled to pay for the content we receive every month. Can't wait for the August Awards!

riri

@Ruth : Good idea ! The “🌧️” is essential @Ky: I used all my braincells for that 🫣 @Sarah : Well, we're a team 🫣

Ruth Hope 🩷

Alright so some of these look like silly snow globes but I think some are pretty cool 😎🌨️ (all AI generated) https://imgur.com/a/eRtZRQ1

Ruth Hope 🩷

😂 I'm crying yes please ☝️

Em

happy anniversary and congrats! can the auggy’s have an in memoriam segment for the ghost roommate from the halloween audio

Ruth Hope 🩷

In memoriam? Our collective ability to function as soon as we see that Patreon notif ⚰️🙏 Also I love Auglympics! He is "in the winter" after all!

Ruth Hope 🩷

100% ☑️💯

Ruth Hope 🩷

Happy early birthday!

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Omgg the Auggys/Auscars are absolute winners 🙌🏼 i was thinking of the “Auglympics” but maybe that sounds too sports related hahaha💪🏼 P.S. if the Auglympics were a real thing, all of horny book club would be gold medalists🫶🏼🏅

Stitch.And.Sin.Designs

Congrats!! I haven’t really been on Patreon long but I have been lurking from Reddit. I can’t wait to hear what you have coming next!!!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Kennaaaa 😭 So just silence? 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao their sexual tension 😩😂 But omg PRESENTING AS DIFFERENT CHARACTERS DID NOT CROSS MY MIND! you're a genius!! Lmao Ex FWB calls in instead of showing up (even though it's all audio anyway haha)

☃️phonons🎅🏽

My exact thoughts!

☃️phonons🎅🏽

I agree with you. Valentine's BF brief appearance didn't give me enough tbh (he's no Viola Davis in Doubt) NeighborListener's One-Night-Stand just needs better direction and I think he'll deliver

Ruth Hope 🩷

Hugs and same! 🫂💕

Sydney 🤍

Congratulations, your dedication and hard work doesn’t go unnoticed 🤍maintaining my sub has been the best, easiest decision ever!

Adria

You're releasing one on my birthday 🎂 best present 🫠🫠🫠

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

retweet 💞

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

me, standing expressionless directly in front of the dj booth: 🧍🏻‍♀️

Maia

Happy patreon-aversary Augustus, it has been a marvelous year….i will be going back to screaming now—

❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️

megs 💞💞💞 i feel the same!!!

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

@meg @ky I’ve fallen to my knees as disco music blares at this bday bash, the DJ is asking me to leave the dance floor as the conga line carries on around me 😀🪩🎶

megs

we got to the party and went and sat silently in the room with the coats

megs

also not to have feelings on main but i was going through a really really awful time in my life when i first joined this patreon and yall funny ass girlies in the comments section have really helped me thru some stuff so thank u august for creating a community and a safe space for so many cool girlies (also for the erotica and fundamentally changing my understanding of my own human sexuality lol)

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

THE AUSCARS

Sheena

Haha ok this has to happen!!

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I LITERALLY SAID THIS. MEG. IM CRYING were nonverbal in the corner of the birthday party

Blossom

mmf I think you mean unffffffff 🤤

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

[screeching, sobbing, howling at the moon 🐺]

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Jamboardable to the max!!! 💻📊

Ruth Hope 🩷

Me: a deer, frozen on the highway MMF August: an 18-wheeler on a mission

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Oh my GOD can you imagine different characters presenting awards??? Nemesis and Spidey keep playing tug of war with the 3D cloud award (as Ruth suggested! 🌨️) and interrupt each other during the speech 😩🕷️✨

megs

dont hmu i’m going nonverbal at the mention of the phrase MMF

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm gonna do a few hours of corpse pose 🧘‍♀️ lmao

Ruth Hope 🩷

Do you have a lock for best supporting actor? I'm going with NeighborListener's One-Night-Stand, but Valentine's BF is definitely a contender 🤔

☃️phonons🎅🏽

MMF self collab ‼️ February will be the death of me

kenna

okay I need all the F characters to be presenting the awards too 😭😭

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ooh I like that too! But the real question: what does the award statuette look like? My thought: a 3D and made of glass "🌨️" with lil crystals for the snowflakes haha

☃️phonons🎅🏽

Adding the August Awards to my Awards Season watch

Foxanna

Happy Anniversary! Love this little corner of the internet, so great you feel comfortable to experiment. OK, MMF audio - ladies, we need to make sure we hydrate and, I don’t know, maybe do some kind of stretches ahead of time? No one wants to sprain anything 😉

Ruth Hope 🩷

😭 I don't know if he's mentioned wearing white sneakers, but he said in his In/Out audio he looks good in white sooooo 🤷‍♀️

Ruth Hope 🩷

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Yes!!

Ruth Hope 🩷

I was thinking about this!! Like, for their acceptance speeches! Which one takes the mic away from another one, a là Kanye v. Taylor? The possibilities are endless 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Hello and welcome! ❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Happy early birthday, Kenna!

Ruth Hope 🩷

[barking, cawing, whinnying]

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

august: i feel god in this chilis tonight .

Ruth Hope 🩷

Not me hearing the outlook calendar notification sound in my head 😂

riri

"The auggys" sounds nice 🤌 (personally I was thinking of "the Auscars" ? Like the oscars haha 🫣)

Lizzy 💃🏻

happy patreon anniversary, August! i’m completely overwhelmed by the bounty of goodies you’ve got planned. not the least of which your first self collab🫠 sounds like a dream come true. so glad to be here and appreciate all of your content that i look forward to every week. big hugs to the community too, i love being a part of it with all of you 🫶🏻❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Thank you, Sheena! I would also love him to also do the Pam Beesly at The Dundies thing where he drunkenly (real or acted, either way) gives a strange and meandering speech and then kisses his hands, because those hands, for their SFX contributions, deserve an award all their own! 😂

Stella

Congratulations August! Thank you for all of your hard work! The amount of creativity and detail that you put in is absolutely incredible and it's been so wonderful to see how much the Patreon community has grown over the last year. Wishing you much success this year, and Happy Lunar New Year if you celebrate 🧧🐉 Also MMF?? Hell YES this has been living rent free in my head since last year's Valentine's audio

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

i cannot even wrap my head around the august awards. omg. this is a stunning powerpoint opportunity, btw

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

hi ruth!!!! omg that would be a dream 😭

lillyisjussaying

MMF! *elmo fire emoji*

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

jo omg lolololllll

Cheyenne Dziadosz

💙💜 Very excited for what's coming up.

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

im actually screaming

Ruth Hope 🩷

Omg KY I missed your comment thank you for commenting here!! Those bingo cards are beautiful and amazing I wish we could all play as a comments section 😂❤️

Sheena

LOVE THE AUGGYS

❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️

omg yanna you are a GENIUS

Sheena

Ok a self collab and August awards?! I’ve died and gone to heaven. Ruth Hope mentioned this but I think “the Auggys” is a great nickname!!

Crowkeeper

Happy anniversary:) You have truly created a very respectful and safe space on your patreon. This community is amazing and fun, and I am really glad that I could join.  Thank you for your hard work! I hope you will continue to enjoy the creative process. I am really looking forward to all the content you are planning for this month.

❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️

LETS MAKE AUGUST PLAY THIS HAHAHAHA 😈😈😈

Chanel

thank you!!

whatisgoingon

I am so glad I was alone in my car when I read this. I literally screamed, "Yes, finally!" when I read that MMF was an exclusive this month! And please keep us updated on the live Q&A! Happy one year August! Can't wait for this year!

lilsaltydee

Happy Auggieversary!!

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

i can't even talk about the mmf like i can't. im going nonverbal until march

Ruth Hope 🩷

Happy early birthday!

MerryMegadon 🎄✨

*insert the “two of em” kitten meme here*

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

[cheering, pumping my fist, crying]

August Winter

HAHAH okay that's really good

Jaz

Congratulations on 1 year!! You were exceptional then and have only grown more amazing since !! So excited to see what this year brings for you🖤

Ruth Hope 🩷

Omg the August Awards!! That's a great idea! Initially I thought "The Gustys", but that sounds too windy, so maybe "The Auggys" could be a fun nickname (i.e., like the Grammys). My jaw fucking dropped reading the self-collab part oh my God I'm already not ready. A live Q&A sounds so fun! Love the branching out into other styles of content! I can't think of anything else to say besides yay! Haha. So, yay!

riri

Happy anniversary 🥳 I saw one of my old comments on reddit and I've been following you since 2021 and it's crazy haha I can tell you've grown a lot as a creator and I feel like you have more confidence now in what you do than before ? Or maybe it's just an impression ^^' btw I think your community is (somehow) a reflection of what "you" are 🙂 Happy to share this journey with you and everybody here !

Phoebe

Congrats! Thank you for all you do dude fr!!! Adding these february dates to my outlook calendar haha

MerryMegadon 🎄✨

Hiiii bb

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

also if anyone missed it in the naughty neighbors comments, i made goofy lil bingo cards for the ACU for the patreon anniversary ☺️ thank you all for being so funny, thoughtful & engaging! & OBVIOUSLY thank you august for the uhhhhhhhhhhhh year of great content 🤭 https://imgur.com/a/yhXbm60

Shelby K

Hey other newbie! 🙋🏼‍♀️

Shelby K

Yay! Congratulations on finding a fulfilling avenue to explore your VA talents! We appreciate you, August. Your dedication and quality are always so apparent and it’s been a joy being part of the patreon/community!

✨Triss✨

Happy anniversary! Thank you for all your wonderful, 🔥 spicy🔥 content. Looking forward to more of your work 🥰 Especially MMF 😏😏😏

Ulalia

Congratulations on 1 year August!!! ♥️♥️♥️

meionaise

We’re eating so good this month!!!! Congrats on 1 year 🎀🎀

❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️

happy patron anniversary august!! and happy horny book club anniversary to everyone else 💖💚💛 (screaming crying throwing up)

g q

Gonna put on the MMF right after Valentine’s dinner with my long distance boyfriend 😈

kenna

ahhhh I’m so excited! august celebration month also being my birthday month is the best coincidence ever

MerryMegadon 🎄✨

I’ve only been here for a month, but thank YOU for making this such a fun space and releasing just the…highest tier audios (seriously. The editing blows me away) I fear this MMF is going to kill me (in a good way) Happy Anniversary of the Patreon August! ❤️

chantaldesiree

So happy that you feel comfortable with us and you deserve nothing but the most support. Thank you for everything you do! Also, so, SO excited for the MMF audio I can't even type straight. Love all of your content and so happy for you. 💜 Congratulations on the anniversary and I hope it will be the first of many.

yanna

hold up are the speaker characters going to show up for the august awards BECAUSE CAN WE PLS INVITE THE MASKED GUY AS A GUEST SPEAKER LMAOOOOO

Naomi Corporan

Happy 1 year on Patreon ❤️❤️

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

YAYYYYYYY happy augustversary to all who celebrate 🌨️💖‼️

Maia

MMF!!?!? SCREAMING CRYING CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR

Chanel

MMF AND the exclusive audio coming out on my birthday ✨️ i'm eating good this month ☺️

velevet

I can’t wait!!

Tenneil

We are truly winning this month. Happy one year patron-versary 💖

Naomi Corporan

I'm so excited for EVERYTHING this month holy SHIT

catherine

happy anniversary august!! congrats on all your incredible creative work over the past year 💖💖

Raining1272

Happy Anniversary 🥳🥳 and MMF you say?????? *proced to di*

yanna

WE’VE BEEN BLESSED

Girly

AHHHH THANKS FOR BLESSING US WITH AN MMF AUDIO!!!! You're content is high quality and I'm glad you're growing creatively. You deserve every patron plus more 💕

Naomi Corporan

AAAHHHHH!!!! CONGRATULATIONS WE LOVE U SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️

pt_princess-presents🎁❄️

Thank you, August! You've made this an amazing space to be in and I have a feeling we all appreciate it 💕 happy patreon-aversary everybody 😊 Also uh - mmf? Oh no I need to sit down

sourhoney

Happy 1 Year to the Channel! 🎉

Niyaaaa~

Congrats!!! Happy to be apart of this journey 🥳.

ari

MMF?! i just died and came back to life😩😩

A Bunch of Boo-nanas 👻

Looking forward to a great month! ❤️

Jaz

MMF?? (s)creaming