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Happy Halloween!!!!
🕑 Added 2020-10-31 09:21:51 +0000 UTCIt's that time of year again! Please remember the following safety tips to maximize your Halloween festivities!
1. When trick or treating, take an empty pillow case, not those lame plastic pumpkin baskets.
2. Watch horror movies all day. If you have to work, quit!
3. When dancing naked around the forest bonfire, alternate between facing the fire and facing away from the fire! Don't burn your bits 😉
4. Use real spiders instead of plastic/fake ones to scare your friends and family.
5. Do NOT listen to your dentist!
6. Listen to Return of the Cheshyre on repeat.
7. When trick-or treating, wear a costume that includes both gloves *and* a mask (especially important this year) This tip brought to you by Cany0udance.
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Chesh
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Autismos
Get some candy stuck in that beard to shut him up 😁🎃
