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Bad End 03
🕑 Added 2024-01-18 11:42:29 +0000 UTCI grasp BB's hand. "Okay then..." I'm not greedy enough to simply reject such an amazing offer like that. If the big bad evil boss wants to surrender, then I'll accept it. "You better not be lying though." Even if everyone else is clearly unhappy with my decision.
It doesn't matter what they think though... probably. Andersen says BB loves me, and Meltryllis is further proof, so following that Caster's logic, surely she will not do anything to hurt me or end me.
BB's handshake is weak, she puts zero force into it. I think it's mostly due to shock, she's staring at our combined hands like it's a small miracle beyond her comprehension. Seriously, what kind of image does she have of me!?
Slowly a smile appears on her face. "You took my hand... I... This was so easy that it almost makes me mad." She's clearly not angry, despite what she says, tear after tear descends from her eyes. "I won't disappoint you Senpai, I'll show you why you should have done this a long time ago." Her handshake slowly gains more strength.
Huh, she only called me Senpai this time. There was no mention of Oedipus or whatever this time. It's definitely weird, but... I don't really mind it anyways. In fact it would probably be better if she never changed it back!
I suddenly feel tired, so I close my eyes.
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"Shut it! I don't want to hear what you have to say, dumbass!" I point at my eternal rival, my true enemy. "You can make whatever excuses you want for your relatives, but it doesn't change the fact that they're falling!" And people are getting hurt because of them.
Leo scoffs, because his a little shit who needs to get his nose broken. "And you think you can do better? What, wanna steal my spot as the successor?" I nod of course. "Ugh... It's a complicated issue Hideaki, so unless you can pull out a written document describing what you would do, stay quiet." Heh.
I smirk. "Actually..." I pull out a stack of papers from below my desk, it's two hundred pages of pure genius! "Behold! This is how your shitty educational system can be fixed, while keeping its manipulative nature!" As the future king, I understand the importance of the latter.
He gasps. "O-okay, I do admit that's sort of amazing." He immediately picks them up and starts reading through it. "Once I become king I'll definitely hire you for a position, that I know for sure..." I would never accept being your subordinate!
Rin interjects. "What I want to know is why the the president wasted time writing some useless document!" She points at Leo. "And why is it that I see the vice-president encouraging him!?" He's not encouraging me, he's stealing from me.
I rolls my eyes of course, this is just usual Rin behavior. Leo does more than just rolls his eyes however. "This is important! We are the Student Council, so shouldn't we always aim at the root!" Indeed. Even as your enemy, I must admit, that's the right root.
Rin's eyes twitches. "I don't even know where to begin describing the things wrong with the attitude of your two." She crosses her arms. "Seriously Hideaki, do you truly have time to waste with this?" Of course I do!
Rani chuckles, and intervenes. "Oh, don't worry. I made sure to completely manage the President's time..." She gets up, sounding immensely prideful. "With me at the helm, not a single second of his life shall be wasted! I aim for perfect efficiency!" This is why you're the best!
I send her a thumbs up. "And you have managed it so far, please keep up the good work!" I'm not actually totally following her schedule, but having someone to at least point me at one direction can be pretty useful!
While Rani smiles at my thankful attitude, Hakuno sighs. "Are you really okay with this, president?" Ah, here come the mood killer as always. "Playing with corpses it's just way too wrong... So please help me escape and..." What is she even talking about?
Tamamo interjects. "Shut it girl. I already killed that annoying Saber of yours, so what do you even think you can do?" Hakuno flinches, a look of sadness appears on your face. "Just be happy you didn't get discarded like the trash you are." This is getting a bit too heated.
But Tamamo continues. "Besides... the time is over and today is the final day. My wonderful husband has made his choice... And today is the final day. That's all there is to it." This is some confusing talk?
I raise an eyebrow. "A-are you guys roleplaying or something...?" This wouldn't be the first time we tried something like a tabletop RPG... It didn't work last time though, mostly because Rin is an awful game master. Also, Jinako got pissed that we didn't invite her... even though she's a teacher!
Tamamo sends me a smile. "Don't worry! Your beautiful fox wife is just having a talk with a little homewrecker! So keep putting Leo on his place! ♡" O-okay...? I certainly enjoy that at lesst. Yeah, I have no problem with doing that.
Hakuno gets up from her chair. "I'm leaving." She walk to the exit and put a hand on the door's handle. "Hideaki... We all really did put our hopes on you." With those final words she leaves.
I pout. "What's wrong with her...?" Hakuno has been acting like this since the moment the Student Council was formed. I guess she just never liked me, but... As the President I have to bring her around eventually.
Leo laughs. "What's wrong with this!?" He's looking at my plans. Great, now it's time to correct a misunderstanding he has most likely made. All my plans are perfect and flawless after all!
...
Time passes. "Ugh, I hate cleaning..." I didn't even get to say hello to Sakura today. Welp, she's rarely on school grounds anyways. Now that I think about it, isn't that a bit weird for a nurse...? Though I guess she's a weirdo in general anyways.
Tamamo chuckles. "I know, but someone has to do it! Though if you wanted, you just leave to your cute wife..." That does sound nice, but it also sounds horrible. I have a responsibility to this room, as the Student Council President.
Which is why I sigh. "Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass. To be honest, I just want to complain." I need to do that about something, or else I'll go crazy. I miss the... What exactly do I miss again?
Nothing. Because the days might as well be perfect. Sure, it's not like I suddenly became a zillionaire and the world gave itself to me, but for the first time ever, I have actual friends in this dumb school. It's a good ending.
Tamamo nods. "I see... I see... But if we are all gonna be honest." She throws her broom away. "Then I don't want to clean up either! Leave that type of job for the seaweeds of this world!" Sadly my best friend rejected my invitation.
And her attitude is unacceptable. "Tamamo, we have to cl-." I'm interrupted. "Ack!?" Because Tamamo pounced on me like a wild animal, causing me to fall to the ground. That said, the fall is surprisingly gentle. This woman has some scary amounts of experience at this.
I try to push her off, but she's stronger. "Sorry! I'm really sorry my Master/Dear! To be honest I was thinking of spending our maybe final moment with a honest romance scene, but...!" Her tail is swishing behind her. Was that always there...?
Her face is bright red. "Screw that, right!? Instead let's do it like rabbits!" She's panting. Because of course she is. "Missionary, doggy style, sixty-nine, anal, inside and outside, against the wall, against a chair, against a window, naked, clothed... Let's do it all and then more! Let's melt, okay!? ♡" Not okay!
I keep struggling against her hold, but eventually I end up looking at the window. "H-huh...? There's nothing there..." It's just... endless black? Why is that...?
Tamamo frowns for a moment. "Worthless." I flinch, wandering what I did wrong. "Don't worry Master, it's nothing that you did. Your amazing wife is just thinking about how useless a women who can't keep her promises is." T-that's weird.
But as Tamamo and I melt, I remember something. It's a distant memory. A lost memory. Something that happened, and then quickly didn't happen.
I was on the ground and my whole body was burning, my whole body was hurting, but the worst part was that Tamamo had left. The nurse was crying by my side, despair and hate in her eyes... and desperately begging for me to hold her hand.
I rejected it of course, I wanted to spit on her face for even suggesting such a thing.
Why am I even thinking about that...? Ah, I know why. The pleasure that Tamamo is giving has been slowly been replaced with the feeling of pain that came from that day.
Bad End 03 - Something Eroding
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"AH! Stop! Stop kicking me Melt!" It appears everyone's favorite is on the floor, being attacked by her own daughter. "What's with this attitude anyways!? And when I finally decided you could show up...!" To think a daughter would attack her own mother.
Meltryllis scowls and kicks her even harder. "Who the hell you think you are!? Taking my lover from me just after he confessed!?" Ah, her attitude is now understandable. This bad end could be called the NTR of Meltryllis in a way.
BB gets up with a hop. "Well, I am the main heroine! Just like I am the main host of this third BB Dojo!" It appears she was totally faking her injuries... Just what kind of animal is she anyways!?
Meltryllis' eye twitches. "Whatever... I just want to know what happened at the end there." She points at her legs. "Now do your job and give Aki a hint, our I'll rip your eyes our with my weapons." That sounds terrifying.
BB shrugs. "So mean... But there's something about this that pisses me off, so I have to address it!" She nods to herself. "The ending there is the exception, not the rule! Oedipus-Senpai just happened to roll really badly in the gacha of life and death!" Every gacha is of life and death!
But the A.I. continues. "This would normally end well for him, so he should always take his Kouhai's hand. Relying on the main heroine is only natural, while relying on some weirdo who should be a man is messed up! That's common knowledge!" Nothing about this is common.
Meltryllis rolls her eyes. "Well, I don't like Altera either, but... Even a stomach breaking meal is better than you. Next time I'll definitely, definitely keep Aki as far away from you as possible." This time she just watched, like a cuck.
BB giggles. "You can try...! However, back to the important part in all of this... The wrong label was given! So I'll fix it!" She waves her wand around carelessly. It is not known if she's trying to explode the universe or not.
True End - Happy Days With Everyone!
Meltryllis kicks her so-called mother. "That's clearly not right!" Well, this isn't the first time she tried to change a ending.
BB giggles. "Senpai took my hand~... I'm never washing it." You're still thinking about that!?
Meltryllis looks at the scream. "Ugh, since she refuses to do her job, I will. The wrong choice here was obvious... Taking BB's hand is like when you refuse the call of adventure in a game, and they send you to the credits early... It's just asking for a bad end. Isn't that right, BB... What are you doing!?" Meltryllis' face is filled with disgust.
Probably because her mother is licking her own hand.
