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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari
🕑 Added 2021-03-19 03:06:14 +0000 UTCChapter 87
Title: A Man At The Top...
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Suddenly Kaminari stops in his tracks and turns around, he has a smile on his face and the vibe around him is completely different. "Father-in-law, can I ask you for some money?"
"Huh?" Momo's father is surprised by that. *sigh* "As expected you-"
"I didn't bring any cash with me and I need a cab." Kaminari scratches the back of his head with an embarrassed look on his face.
"Huh?" Momo's father is stone-faced at this, his eyes shine with something in them. "Yeah… my daughter's maid can drive your home."
"Oh, thanks, father-in-law." Says Kaminari, smiling politely, bowing slightly in respect, and walking away.
"Huh? Why was he so polite all of a sudden?" Asks the head butler, confused.
Momo's father on the other hand clenches his fist.
Baaam!
And crashes it down on the table, breaking it to pieces. "How dare that brat act like that in front of me!! He is goddamn impressive as hell!! As expected of my son-in-law!!"
"Huh??" Every one of the servants is confused. 'Is he angry or happy?'
"Fuck, did you all see that power!!" He looks at his servants and smirks. "He is amazing, just imagining how strong my grandchildren will be makes my body tingle in excitement."
"Huh, the master seems to be in a good mood." Says the butler while observing things from the sidelines. Jam on the other hand is still in high spirits after meeting Kaminari.
"Fu*k yeah!! What an impressive son-in-law!! Bahahahahaha~" Jam continues to laugh like he hadn't laughed in years. "What a nice successor to have!"
"Uhhh… sir, what about your other kids?" Asks one of the servants.
"Fuck them, leave some money so they can live a good enough life. I don't owe them shit, they were born with amazing Quirks due to having my genes." Says Jam casually. "So they can do their own thing, I ain't their babysitter."
….
Kaminari on the other hand just casually walks out of the mansion. The place looked normal and nothing was truly destroyed except some disheveled trees. Leaves filled the ground, so at worst it seemed like the owner would need to hire a new gardener.
The giant sphere of iron sand had also dissipated like it was never there, to begin with, and Momo runs towards him with a worried look and tears on her face once she sees him.
"Yo, Momo, why are you crying?" Kaminari pats her on the head as she gets close to him for a hug.
"I was worried about you." She responded truthfully as she hugs him, feeling her heart burst in joy once she sees him uninjured.
*chuckle* "Crybaby." Mumbles Kaminari just loud enough for Momo to hear him.
Momo pouts and pinches his side.
"Ow, ow, ow, c'mon now, don't be so strong-headed." Jokes Kaminari, pinching her cheeks and making her look ridiculous. "There is no need to worry about me anymore Momo, I have everything under control."
*sigh* "You can't be that arrogant." She grumbles.
"You saw me have a giant meteor with casual thought." Whispers Kaminari, flexing his bicep and smirking at her. "Don't ever doubt my cool strength."
"The more time I spend with you the more eccentric you seem to be." Says Momo with an unimpressed look on her face. Feeling that Kaminari isn't as perfect as he portrays himself to me… but she doesn't mind. Now it feels like she has a chance at least.
Kaminari pouts. "Well, I am showing you some of my deep secrets now. No need to be judgmental."
*giggle* "I am not, I just thought how everyone would react if they saw you sing karaoke terribly." Momo is amused by the situation endlessly. Kaminari, someone that she thought was perfect, someone who seemed to make no mistakes ever… was human after all. He had his silly sides and lame sides too, though one needs to look quite deep for the latter as he hides it quite well.
"Sheesh, what kind of girlfriend even are you?" Complains Kaminari. "Putting your boyfriend in such a situation."
"S -Sorry," Momo feels distraught and apologetic as she looks at Kaminari.
But the student shakes his head and laughs. "Hahahahaha, I was just joking around. No need to take it so seriously."
Momo relaxes at this and hugs him. "Kaminari, will you one day tell me all your secrets?"
As she asks this, Kaminari hesitates for a split second before answering. "If you tell me yours then I will."
"Sure~" says Momo and she starts talking about her so-called secrets. Thinks that Kaminari already knew due to his stalk-... observations on his girlfriend.
While they were talking, they didn't notice the maid looking at them from the sidelines. She was no longer hysterical and instead just looked at Kaminari with a hungry look in her eyes.
...
-Rosarita (The Maid) POV-
I saw it, the God amongst men. I saw it so clearly. It makes Quirks look like child's play. It was proof of his divine ability, still, my sins of daring to seduce him are unforgivable.
So I take out a hidden knife from my thigh holder and go to stab my leg, the ones who dared to try and seduce him. This filthy mortal and tainted body are unworthy of him.
Fwish!
I swing the dagger down without hesitation, this is the will of God. If I must die then I will, the doubts that I have had all my life disappear in the blink of an eye.
As the knife is about to hit my flesh, I wonder if this will be enough to have a clean slate for my crimes. But… just as it is about to hit, the knife stops an inch from her skin.
No matter how much she pushed the knife wouldn't budge.
"You know, a girl shouldn't scar her skin. Especially someone as beautiful as you." His divine voice feels like honey to my ears and when I look up, I see his divine visage.
Ahhh~ I feel my spine tingle just by looking at him and the confident smirk she gives me shows that he already knows everything.
I should ask him if I can devote my life to him, but would he accept? No, he must already know what I am thinking so he probably won't accept.
….
-General POV-
While the maid was having thoughts of grandeur due to her mind being broken. Kaminari smiles at her like he always does.
'Why the hell is she even trying to harm herself?' He wondered, confused by the audacity of the situation.
But the woman only looked at him with calm eyes, not expressing the seep admiration that she has for him. 'He must already know what I am thinking so I must conduct myself appropriately and show him that I am not someone mad.'
Her thoughts played on her hurt of childhood. But that isn't all there is to it, because it isn't simply the power that made her believe in Kaminari, it was because she wanted to believe. If God exists, then the world becomes simpler.
So Kaminari… will become her God… at least those were the thoughts that went through her head.
…
Later on, Kaminari returns to the dorms of U.A together with Momo. The latter sadly didn't get to meet her father, not even catch a glimpse of him. But she felt surprised at herself as she didn't feel sad at all.
The news about the meteor falling towards the residence of a nameless rich guy was puffed up to be just another hologram malfunction and it wasn't real as there was no damage to the property and the meteor seemingly stopped before it hit the ground. So the public took the obvious answer as the truth.
Only the servants, Momo, her father, and Kaminari knew the truth of what happened that day and they caught a glimpse of Kaminari's power.
…
At the same time, in an underground meeting hall. There is Handy… or the man with many names, like Yami, Kidnapper, Goblin, Psycho, and many more.
He looks around the dark interior of the building confused. "Doctor, you told me that we would meet here. Where the hell even are you old man?"
The man seemed relaxed as he looked around without any trouble and didn't seem to feel nervous at all. He sees that there are some abandoned capsules filled with liquid inside and the place also seems a little wrecked.
Click!
And that is when suddenly, a giant screen in one of the walls turns on.
