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DxD: Crawling to The Top
🕑 Added 2021-05-09 22:16:13 +0000 UTCChapter 56
Title: I don't have time for this~
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Baraqiel liked to think of himself as a calm man who was very important to the everyday management of the Fallen Angels. Currently, he was leading Odin through Kuoh together with the old god's silver-haired assistant.
"Ohohoho~" Odin laughed as they walked around the red light district. That was when Baraqiel noticed Akeno with a very familiar man, it was Haruto, they were trying some alcoholic drinks and the Abyss Auction leader was telling her something and she laughed. Since they were so far none of them could hear it, but Baraqiel's hand crackled with holy lighting.
"That bastard!" He yelled out, ready to attack when suddenly the world around him flashed white and all of them were forcefully teleported away, on the outskirts of Kuoh.
Both Odin and Rossweisse were teleported too. The Allfather was quite surprised by this since there weren't a lot of beings in this world who could forcefully teleport him.
"Please don't cause trouble around here. So now bow." A feminine voice said casually, causing them all to suddenly feel pressured. Baraqiel and Rossweisse were forcefully brought to their knees. Even Odin's knees buckled but he released his Divine Energy and was able to stop himself from bowing.
He looked up and saw Athena swearing a long white robe while sitting on a throne made of light. Her gold-like hair seemed to melt into light and go towards the sunset.
Odin was enamored by the figure, and for the first time in thousands of years, he felt like a young boy who had just seen a beautiful woman for the first time. His usually steady heart also started beating faster, it made him feel something he hadn't in so long.
'Love… I am in love with this woman!' Odin caught on to what he was feeling and a flush came to his cheeks.
Athena saw this and rose a questioning brow. "You feeling okay old man? I wouldn't want you to get a heart attack and die… like your son."
That last part immediately got Odin out of his charmed state and he concentrated on her, his eyes narrowing. "What is that supposed to mean?"
"Oh… I think you know." Athena smirked at him. "Anyway, you can go now. I permit you to leave this place alive."
Odin's eyes turned even sharper. "You have gotten quite a bit confident from getting this power. If you keep acting like this, sooner or later, someone will come to take you down."
"Oh~ aren't you such a brave old man~" she smirked, "Sadly you won't be able to do anything. So at the end of the day, you can only say empty threats and hope for someone else to come and deal with your problems."
Immediately a spear appeared in Odin's hand. Gungnir, that was his most powerful divine weapon, but Athena looked at him with a boring disposition. "Is this all old man?"
"Heh, someone gotta teach these young people nowadays." Odin sighed.
Athena didn't say anything at that and just tapped her finger on the handle of her throne. Immediately a light spread out, covering the whole of Japan.
The Allfather looked at her in shock. "What-... What happened to the Shinto Gods?!!"
Rossweisse frowned too. "What?! An Authority, meaning that a Chief God is fighting in his territory, the place where they are the strongest! But this place belongs to the Shinto Gods!! This shouldn't be possible!!"
"Unless the Chief Shinto God is someone new," intervened Baraqiel, his hand clenching in anger, "This will bring about a war that will make the Three Factions War look like kids playing around. A new Divine War, the other Gods won't be happy with this. Not even a week has passed since she killed the Greek Gods."
This fast-moving and changing, no one would like them. Especially other Gods, they will feel threatened, after all, how long till Athena came for them? At the speed she was doing things, then it won't be too long.
Odin nervously pulled back his spear ready to throw it.
"C'mon now, no need for everyone to get so violent." A hand lands on Odin's shoulder before the Asgardian Chief God could even sense anything. Haruto smiled at everyone. "Hello everyone, sorry for showing up so late. I was busy trying to please a masochist and doing some homework. School is coming soon and I wouldn't want to miss my summer homework."
The way he talked about menial things made everyone drop their guard temporarily as they felt at ease. For a split second, they all forgot they were even fighting, till Baraqiel interrupted. "Existence Eater!! She is one of your personnel!!"
"Oh, you are right, sorry about that." Haruto looked at Athena and smiled, "You have been a very bad girl Athena -chan."
For a split second, a blush appeared on Athena's face, but it went away as soon as it came. Also to everyone here, it was obvious that Haruto didn't plan to even get in Athena's way.
Odin looked at him with a stink eye, but Haruto just shrugged. "What do you want me to do? She is in the Top 10 Strongest creatures and I am just your everyday squishy human."
"She listens to you." Stated Baraqiel as if it was a matter of fact.
*sigh* "Sooo… do you wanna stop this Athena?" He asked with a bored look on his face, it was obvious to everyone that he was doing this just to say that he tried.
"Do you want me to?" Inquired Athena with a smirk.
"No, not really," he added, "But I have to keep up appearances. So play along."
"Oy, we are here you know!" Rossweisse exclaimed. "Don't like we aren't!"
Athena gazed at the silver-haired valkyrie. "Can I kill her?"
Haruto shrugged. "It would be a shame, but you can if you want to. Though I would like it if you kept her alive, she is pretty after all."
"Are you trying to make me jealous?" Athena inquired as she saw that Rossweisse was blushing even though Haruto didn't particularly say anything about being willing to protect her. 'She must be desperate. Any man for her would do, even the kind of guy who would let her die, but as long as he called her pretty she would be okay with it…'
"Of course not," Haruto said jovially, "The last thing I would want is that. Still, though, you could act like you didn't kill a bunch of the Shinto Gods already."
"What?!!" Baraqiel yelled in shock, there had been no news of this. How did she do this quietly? That was the question everyone asked.
Haruto on the other hand looked sheepish. "Ooops~ sorry, I wasn't meant to say that. If you want more information about this you can contact the Abyss Auction Information website. The price should be a World Tree Seed or something of similar value."
Odin sighed, seeing that Athena no longer had any intention to fight. "You are milking this situation, Irregular Magician."
He only smiled. "I am a humble businessman at heart. Anyway, see you all later, I have a date to go back to."
Fwish!
He teleported out of there, no longer planning to spend time with them.
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When he arrived in a dark room, Haruto had a smile on his face and his gaze fell onto the amazing figure of Akeno laying on a bed, her spectacular figure hugged tightly by a lacy black nightie. She looked innocent in her sleep, but he knew her well enough to know that it was just an illusion. She was a true sadist that enjoyed both physical and mental torture, though living amongst the students didn't provide her with many opportunities to indulge other than schoolyard torture.
Though, Haruto's research showed that she was enthusiastic about using stray devil hunts to discharge her particular desires. The few bodies he had examined had been littered with signs of prolonged torture. Now this wasn't so innocent any longer and it developed into a sickening, but he didn't mind. Why? Because Akeno was cute. He never claimed to be fair in judging people.
"Well, we are in a love hotel. But I guess if she is asleep… dear Akeno seems to have been too tired. Well, I will let her sleep." Haruto whined, seemingly talking to himself.
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Akeno's body shook when she heard that, deeply she wanted him to take her while she was 'asleep'. But…
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-Haruto POV-
As I lay down next to Akeno, I take off my clothes, and only in my underwear, I get under the sheets and hug her body. That was when I noticed that she too was wearing only her bras and panties. They were both dark that made her even sexier. Her breasts felt soft to the touch.
"You are so cruel, Haruto -kun… taking advantage of a sleeping girl~" Whined Akena, her body shaking as my hands sink on her flesh.
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I soon take the sheets off our bodies and have her lying on her back on the bed, my lips kissing at her neck softly.
I pop open her bra, the hiss of slipping off her skin accompanying my wet smacks against the bare skin of Akeno's neck. A few moments later, her legs wiggling right alongside me, she's soon down to her panties. I break off the necking for a moment, taking in her body. Her panties are a simple black pair, with an orange and red fire icon over the center.
She blushes as she sees where I was looking. "It's just a random old pair," she starts, and I silence her by leaning forward, kissing her hard on the lips. I peel away her panties. My tongue writhes inside her mouth, my cock rock hard as I get ready to fuck this dreamy girl on a cheap motel bed, and she offered no complaint at all. A few scant moments later, I pulled away from the kiss.
I start to unzip my pants. "You were planning on this?" She asked, with a small laugh. Her skin glistening in the low light.
Many thoughts came inside my head, hundreds of lies could have been told. But this time I decided to say the half-truth. "I was planning on doing it when we went to your house. But I couldn't wait,"
She blushed pleasantly at the sweet words, and I leaned over her, my tongue slithering deep inside her mouth. I fumbled for a moment, having to work calculations to put cast a spell to stop pregnancy, but soon enough it was cast, and I could finally start to slide my length into her waiting sex.
It feels as incredible as the first time, her insides soft and tight around my cock. Her movements beneath me get a bit more enthusiastic, her hands pushing up my shirt, playing with my stomach as I gently take her. Her tongue bounces against my own, mimicking my own techniques and putting them to work against me, teasing my gums and palate both.
My hands seek out her breasts, gently cupping them, her nipples hard and pressing back against my palms.
It's a long moment of perfection, our bodies twining together. I broke off the kiss only to let Akeno peel my shirt off, her hands attentively brushing along my bare skin as I continued to thrust. They make delicate rings along my abs, her thumbs brushing against my nipples, her breath hot and warm in my mouth. The entire experience felt wondrous, and soon enough, she orgasmed beneath me, moaning into my mouth as her back arched, her inner walls giving my cock a thorough working over. I groaned against her, pressing our bodies even tighter in the moment, my hands wrapping around her and holding her against myself. I could feel her breasts pressed against my bare chest, her purple eyes staring up at me in the midst of our endless kiss, and I just kept going, softly humping her against the bed.
With my endurance and regeneration, I could go for a long time. I wasn't too rough or hard with Akeno, taking my time and making sweet love to her. Only some skillful biting on her shoulder or slight choking, which seemed to make Akeno crazy.
She too decided to play rough as her nails dug into my back and her teeth sank on my shoulder, hard enough to draw blood.
My hands fondled her here and there, her slender, beautiful figure yielding to me in the moment as I learned her weak points. Even with the spell on, the experience of making love like this to a girl like Akeno was exquisite, and on her third orgasm, I joined her in ecstasy, groaning into her mouth as I filled up her with my seed.
I break off the kiss, admiring her warm cheeks, her skin shiny with sweat. Her purple eyes were without the slightest bit of guile or suspicion, only happiness visible in her beautiful face. My cock recovered quickly, and I recast the anti-pregnancy spell and began again, earning a giggle from Akeno.
"You must have-" she starts, and I kiss her on the lips, interrupting her.
I never do find out what I 'must have'.
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When I was finally through, having gone through casting the birth-control four times and made Akeno come at least a dozen times, she looked absolutely satisfied. Her dark hair sticks to her features, her lips are curled up in a beautiful smile, and my hands explored her gorgeous body absently as I pulled out. I kissed her lips softly, then her head.
"I have to go to the bathroom," I whispered, earning a friendly giggle from her, her hand absently waving me off.
As I walked there I immediately started initiating contact with Athena's mind psychically.
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A/N: I am getting used to writing Lemons. Since this is a DxD fic, I can't go too long without making one. Unlike my other fics which usually have 1 per 100 chaps. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
