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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari
🕑 Added 2021-02-16 22:44:21 +0000 UTCChapter 61
Title: Start...
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After classes that day, Izuku, Eijiro, Ochaco, Tsuyu left school for their respective Hero Work-Studies. All of them wearing their respective hero costumes.
Kaminari also went with them and had a smile on his face. "Ah, it seems like we are all going the same way. What a weird coincidence?"
Looking at his face, everyone had one thought in their minds. 'Yeah, he definitely knows something.'
Kaminari only looked at them and smiled innocently, like he didn't know anything and was just as clueless as them.
"Kaminari, if you know something just say it." Inquired Tsuyu, with a blank look on her face.
"Ehhh~" clamors Kaminari in mock surprise. "Me? Knowing something? Nah, I am just as clueless as you guys~"
'Yep, he definitely knows something.' Thought Eijiro, 'But he is just gonna play around the subject since he is bored.'
He had known Kaminari for quite a while now, and if he was playing around like this, he can figure out that it wasn't something important and just wanted to pass some time. So Eijiro didn't pry any further.
"You have a new Hero Work-Studies offer now?" Questioned Izuku curiously.
But Kaminari shook his head, "Nah, I am currently just training with Aizawa -sensei and plan on going on night patrols with him. That way I can learn some things at least."
Kaminari had chosen Aizawa to learn from him because the man was a Pro on stealth and covert missions. He was the best hunter-like Hero. In covert night operations, Kaminari would consider the man to be Number One.
He moved silently like a ninja and the maneuverability with his steel bandages was crazy. Kaminari picked some of the tricks too, and Shinso was also with him now and then, since the guy also is learning from Aizawa.
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Kaminari kept playing the guessing game with everyone for over an hour. Now everyone knew how he would act when he was bored, though Kirishima is the one who handled it best by just zoning out everything.
However, they're still curious when they happened to be heading the same way. But except obviously fake denial, Kaminari gave them nothing.
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So they were walking in the same direction they saw the Big 3 also walking the same way, they too were wearing their Hero Costumes.
Mirio and Nejire waved at them with smiles on their faces. While Tamaki had an uncomfortable aura around him, but he still waves at Kirishima.
"Yo, sup guys!" Mirio came to greet them.
Kaminari and the others greeted them back too.
Mirio looked at Kaminari and gave him a firm handshake, "Nice to see you again Kaminari, though we didn't meet during your internship, Sir has only good things to say about you."
"Hahaha, I am glad about that. But what about Bubble Girl, how has she been?" Asked Kaminari, his gentle smile still on his face.
'Yep, the relationship between Bubble Girl and Kaminari is still suspicious.' Thought Mirio uncomfortably, taking the things that Kaminari said in another direction. "Oh, she is well and has become a fan of yours now. She follows everything you do."
"Ah~ the time I spent in the Nighteye agency was quite nice." Says Kaminari. "Bubble Girl taught me quite a bit, not just as a Hero… but also as an adult."
Mirio got a slight flush at this, imagining Bubble Girl 'teaching' Kaminari different 'adult' things.
Kaminari saw this reaction and was genuinely confused why Mirio was flushed. But unlike a harem protagonist, it didn't take long for him to catch on to what was going on here, he always had his mind speed up up his mind in situations like this so he could figure things out sooner than he would have usually.
'Wow, looking from an outside perspective, my relationship with Bubble Girl looks kinda scandalous… with great power comes great abuse of that power. I can't wait to meet up with her again, just the misunderstandings I can cause.' Thought Kaminari, already planning some things.
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Once everyone arrived at Nighteye's building. To their surprise, many Pro Heroes from Ryukyu, Fat Gum, and Gran Torino to minor heroes like Rock Lock, Kesagiri Man, Mr. Brave and many more heroes were there. Even Eraser Head was present for a meeting between heroes hosted by Sir Nighteye.
'This is a good matchup,' contemplated Kaminari. He looked around and closed his eyes, deciding to use his Quirk as an electromagnetic signal catcher. He could hear even the smallest of whispers amongst them.
He heard many things at once, but only some cought his attention.
"Hey, did you hear? All Might will also be joining."
"Really?"
"Yeah, but keep this a secret."
'Hmmm… interesting.' Kaminari knew that since All Might wasn't retired yet, he would join this operation. But only around the middle or the end, since in the end, he only has one hour a day of usage left.
'I will need to show that I am the next Symbol of Peace. This situation could turn into an extremely advantageous one for me. But, I must make sure that no innocent people die, that is more important. I know just how devastating a loss can be to someone when it isn't just a death statistic on TV.' Kaminari already started creating alternative situations.
"Attention everyone," called out Nighteye, "Today we will be discussinh the Yakuza organization, the Shie Hassaikai."
Centipeder came up next, his head looked like a centipeded and he started explaining. "Me and Bubble Girl ended up tailing the Yakuza following the Team Reservooir Dogs Incident qnd the Hassaikai's fight against the League of Villains."
Bubble girl who was also in a high stand together with Nighteye and Centipeder came forward. "Gran Torino is also investigating the League's involvement in this matter or if they have an alliance or anything of the like."
Gran Torino himself was next to Izuku and whispered to the young man, "You have gotten yourself dragged into something ugly."
Rock Lock interrupts to ask why kids are present since they're slower to understand situations like this. Fat Gum defends his trainees and reveals they're directly involved in the case. He announces that Tamaki was shot with a bullet that harms Quirks.
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While that was all heppening, Kaminari kept to the sidelines. He absorbed every single thing that is being said and builds a situation in his mind, a possible scenario amongst hundreds of them. He plays the scenario like a record, countless options amongst them… he thinks of this as his own little game, trying to beat it with the highest score is the goal.
But as he saw it, in this situation it will be almost inevitable to have high collateral damage during the fight.
Then many things that Kaminari didn't remember from the Manga were said at the conference. Of how the bullets that one can get shot hurt one's Quirk factor (unlike Aizawa's Quirk). But currently, if one is hit by it they can still recover. Also, many things are mentioned at how they have also figured that the bullets had traces of human DNA on them.
That is when Mirio and Izuku realize that they shouldn't have left the girl that they met go at that time, no matter what. Because also remember that the girl had bandages running through her body...
The Heroes will be hitting all of the Shie Hassaikai buildings at once, without the Yakuza group being any wiser about it.
Kaminari smirked at this. 'These heroes aren't as dumb as they make themselves seem. This plan of theirs, there are so many things that go behind the scenes, more than just bashing villains in the head.'
His mind is gathering all of the information that he can, he is also taking into account the Heroes Quirks that will be participating. Once more, the scenarios that play into his head, this time his knowledge of everyone's Quirk into account.
*sigh* 'Winning this without casualty won't be as easy as I would like it to be.' Contemplates Kaminari, his one goal is to save Nighteye, the man having a very useful Quirk. 'Every person that can be saved must be saved, I MUST put the cards on my deck. Tch, all of this is because All For One is still alive… if only he was dead…'
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Still, the meeting was only to exchange information for the time. As they still don't know where Eri is, so Heroes all over Japan will investigate all of the Shie Hassaikai Yakuza group hideouts all over the country to find out where the little girl is.
Kaminari is back at school and spends his time with Momo, both of them training their Quirks. Momo has finally been able to create a power armor… which is completely useless against Kaminari since he can easily fry the thing.
"Are you sure you need to participate in this mission?" Asks Momo, worried that Kaminari would be injured in such a big-scale operation.
They are both drinking some tea in his room.
"Don't worry," Kaminari reassured her, "I will come back, and without any injury to boot. I am confident on this."
Still, Momo was worried about it, 'Is this how it feels? To have someone close to you be a Hero and worry if the next day they will come back alive or not… isn't a nice feeling at all.'
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Two days later, in the middle of the night, Nighteye informs everyone that they have found out where Eri is being kept. A Shie Hassaikai member has been buying a lot of toys and with the usage of his Quirk, Nighteye was able to determine that Eri's new caretaker is buying her toys so she doesn't run away.
The next morning at 8 AM the Hero and their groups meet. Kaminari is in his hero costume and has a smile on his face. He has just gained a map of the location and the shortest route to Eri, this operation is very organized… by now they even have a search warrant against the Yakuza. The police are also accompanying some of the heroes.
Number 9 Hero Ryukyu is also here. Two of the policemen go towards the base door and open them. It is required by law to read their rights.
Booom!!
But both of them are thrown out as the front door is destroyed. As the dust clears out, there is a huge, tall, and very muscular man.
He wears a black tank-top with jeans and sneakers, as well as a plague mask that covers his head. He also wears massive gauntlets and knuckledusters on his fists too.
He is Rikiya, one of the Eight Bullets. He looks at the group and says. "Ugh, so many heroes are here… this is troublesome."
Fwosh!
He charges. "Let's dwindle your numbers a little!!"
Booom!!
His punch is blocked by Ryukyu. "Let's move on, the Ryukyu agency will take care of this, the rest of you, move on!"
The policemen holding riot shields look at this in shock.
*bzzzzzt*
But before anyone could react, Kaminari appears on top of the giant man.
<Pralysis Shocks>
*bzzzzzt*
In an instant, a small amount of electricity enters the giant man's body and with surgical-like precision, it cuts through the man's nerves below his neck, no matter how strong or how much he uses his Quirk to suck vitality. He can't move at all.
Booom!!
And just like that, he falls to the ground. A man who is comparable to top heroes is downed instantly.
Kaminari looks at the people around him and says. "Let's all go together, we are eliminating all of these villains in the most efficient way. Take the two injured policemen to the medics, the rest of us are moving on."
Izuku gazes at this in shock, he didn't even see a flash of movement from Kaminari. It just seemed like teleported there.
Everyone instinctively listens to him, even though he doesn't have any commanding power over them.
Nighteye smirks at this. "Well, isn't this a nice situation? I wonder if All Might will even be needed now."
Kaminari just gives a thumbs up to everyone. "If you are in trouble, just call me, and I will be there in a flash!!"
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A/N: I know someone will comment it so I will say it now, Ryukyu was higher than Rank 10 at this time. It was revealed the Hero Ranking Chapter and how she had dropped from lower than her previous ranking.
