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DxD Crawling To The Top
🕑 Added 2021-02-11 16:04:25 +0000 UTCChapter 46
Title: Bad Kitty...
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Kuroka waits for her sister, sitting on a tree branch casually.
"Hmm~ hmm~ hmm~" She hums in a happy tune. 'I wonder how much Shirone has grown.'
Finally, Koneko reaches her sister, and Kuroka smiles at that. "How have you been sister?"
Koneko looks at her sister with a fearful look in her eyes. "Kuroka-"
Kuroka's eyes widen as she feels a hand pat her head. "When did you grow so much, Kuroka."
"..." Koneko is shocked too, as Haruto's figure appears behind her sister. An SS Rank Criminal, a Nekoshu at that was casually sneaked upon.
Kuroka on the other hand, while shocked, a small blush develops on her face. "A -Ah… H -Haruto…"
Her face pales, while Haruto only has a gentle smile on his face. "Oy~ you have grown so much from the last time I saw you."
"Y -You too…" is all she can say. She feels the indomitable pressure he releases. "You have grown so much… I feel like I am being crushed by a mountain."
"Hm? Really?... Well, I wouldn't want you to run away from me… again." As he says that, his pats turn into a grip on Kuroka's head.
"Ow, ow, ow, nya~" Kuroka complains. "Don't be so cruel~ Haru~"
Fwish!
Haruto jumps back as a golden staff extends to hit his previous position. He looks up and sees Bikou standing there on his cloud, with a smile on his face. "Aya, Irregular Magician, I can't allow you to hurt my teammate."
"Oy! Bikou! How about you mind your own business!!" Kuroka is annoyed at this.
"Eh? Weren't you getting hurt?" Bikou is confused at this.
"Yeah, so what?!! I was enjoying it, okay." Kuroka is mad at Bikou, because even though Haruto acts like that towards her. He did save her in the past.
As Kuroka was telling about her guilty pleasures, Rias and Issei ran in. Both of them look at Koneko with worry, as the silver-haired girl has a pale look on her face.
"Nee -san is a masochist?" Wonders Koneko, her whole world comes crashing down on her.
"No! That isn't it. It's only when Haruto does it, that I like it." Kuroka tries to reason, but this only makes her sound even worse.
Even Haruto looks at her with curiosity. "Huh… So you were a masochist all along?"
"No!! I am not!!" Kuroka defends herself. But she then blushes and coyly looks at Haruto. "Remember… when you helped me after my bleeding… you were so gentle."
'Bleeding!! Gentle!!' Rias' immediately goes towards a not so innocent place.
Haruto huffs. "Oy, don't try to create misunderstandings now. I just found you bleeding and helped you."
But Kuroka ignores that. "Then he started caressing my weakened body. Taking full advantage of me… my body releasing its life juices to his touch. He was just… ahh~"
The Irregular Magician looks at her weirdly. "Hey now, I was just applying healing ointment to your wounds. I wasn't strong enough to take advantage of you back then. So stop talking nonsense."
Rias feels relieved at this, and so does Issei. The latter's thoughts were at least hopeful that Haruto hadn't stolen this beautiful mature cat woman.
"Then we gave our first times to each other." Says Kuroka.
"..." Haruto keeps quiet at this, not refuting anything.
Thankfully Bikou attacking Haruto stops the others (Rias) from keeping her thoughts on feelings of jealousy.
"Wow, as expected of Wukong's descendant." Haruto compliments Bikou as he dodges his attacks.
A purple mist descends in the surroundings. Kuroka looks at Haruto with passionate eyes. "Ey~ Haruto, I came here for Shirone. But I won't mind taking you with me too. We can do it like rabbits, just like we did back in the day."
Haruto smirks at that. "You can try that… kitty~"
Kuroka smiles at that as dozens of clones of her appear out of her body. "Then sorry beforehand, as I will have to rough you up a bit."
After saying that, a giant purple magic circle appears behind her. Haruto stumbles a little at this.
Baam!!
So one of Bikou's hits lands on him, having him plummet to the ground.
"Bingo!!" Yells Bikou in happiness.
But Haruto gets up almost immediately. "Hmmm… poison? Kuroka, you have advanced quite a bit."
"Thanks~" she blushes at the compliment while shooting some senjutsu energy spheres at him. Her clones also blush and replicate her every movement too.
He smirks at this and bright energy surrounds his body.
<Cure>
<Healing>
<Poison Resistance>
<Antibody>
<Regeneration>
<Soul Protection>
<Physical Resistance>
Haruto casts these spells in one breath. Bikou sweats at this. "Well… he is known as the best magician for a reason."
"Me, the best? Nah man, those are just fake news. I am only about average." Says Haruto with a smile on his face. Though no one believed his words. He is anything but 'average'.
Kuroka doesn't miss a beat and casts a spell of her own.
[Space Lock]
A dark translucent coffin-like thing covers Haruto's body. He feels like the space around him is still in place and he can't even move.
*break*
But it immediately breaks the next second.
Fwish!
Haruto disappears from everyone's vision.
Bam!
The real Kuroka feels a shockwave pass through her internal organs and shocks them immensely.
*cough* She coughs a glob of blood on. Haruto then grabs her by the back of her neck.
<Curse of Lower Lighting Resistance>
<Chain Lightning>
*bzzzzt*
Kuroka's eyes roll on the back of his head. Bikou winces at this. "Damn, the guy doesn't go easy on women."
Haruto shrugs. "I am an advocate for gender equality."
'Gender equality my asś!' Complains Bikou. 'You just shocked Kuroka till she passed out.'
But Kuroka's body suddenly melts away like jello, turning into dirt and slipping past Haruto's fingers. Then once it touches the ground, her body reforms once more, but she is now breathing heavily.
"Oh~" Haruto has an amazed look in his eyes. "Was that the {One With Nature} realm of Senjutsu?"
*snap*
"Surprising right?" Says Kuroka with a tired smirk on her face. 'Damn, this move takes too much energy.'
"Nah, not really." Haruto snaps his fingers and Kuroka feels some of the unnoticeable resident mana that he left inside of her together with the electricity act up.
*bzzzzt*
This time, Kuroka passes out for real, and she falls to the ground. Her illusion clones also all dispel.
"Fu*k, what a crazy guy." Bikou nervously looks at this. Haruto just took out Kuroka so casually that he made it look easy. But Bikou knows just how strong the Nekoshu is.
Haruto then looks at Bikou and asks. "What about you? Wanna fight?"
"Do I have a choice?" Asks Bikou.
"Hmmm…" Haruto acts like he needs to think about this. But in the end, he shakes his head. "No, not really."
"Well then…" Bikou fulls some hair from his head and blows into them. {Replicate}
Immediately over thirty Bikou clones appear, and unlike Kuroka, these are not illusions and have a physical presence.
"Woah~ that is gonna be so hard to beat~" Says Haruto casually.
Fwish!
But he contradicts his own words as not even a second later all of Bikou's clones inflate and burst like ballows.
Boom!!
"I guess I was lucky~" Whistles Haruto as he looks at Bikou grab Kuroka and run away as a space crack appears. <Light Beam>
Fwom!!
A light beam goes through the crack in space before it closes up.
...
Meanwhile, Odin, the Norse Chief God, looks at the fight from far away. "That Irregular Magician kid is so scary~"
Baraqiel and Rossweisse as his bodyguards don't say anything at that and just look at the old man Odin. He has a nasty smirk on his face. "Well, we better go then. Some troublesome people are just about to show up. You two would die just by being here."
The Cadre Class Fallen Angel, Baraqiel is surprised at this. Odin wouldn't lie about something like this, the old man even summons his spear and a light purple Teleportation Magic Circle appears below them.
…
Haruto too frowns as he looks at the sky, dozens of cracks appear in space. He swipes his hand and magic circles appear below Issei, Koneko, and Rias. "You guys aren't strong enough to participate in something like this yet."
He also shoots red energy at Issei, forcing Ddraig. [Boosted Gear: Forceful Balance Breaker!!]
Issei is covered in his Balance Breaker armor as he disappears. Haruto smiles at this, he has a serious look on his face as he looks at the sky, figures slowly appear out of the cracks in space.
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