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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari
🕑 Added 2021-02-28 15:33:08 +0000 UTCChapter 74
Title: Healing...
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A whole week after Kaminari's injury, he was completely healed by that time. Which surprises the people.
He is currently only wearing boxers as Recovery Lady checks his body. She too is surprised by this. "Strange, so strange… your injuries have all healed, even though we used my Quirk I am surprised that you healed so quickly. By now you would be able to walk. You had every bone in your body broken and heavy internal injuries, you were the definition of half-dead."
Kaminari only smiles at this. "Well, some things can sometimes surpass common sense."
"That sounds like something someone stupid would say." Jokingly refutes Recovery Lady, she has gotten to know Kaminari better during his stay in the hospital and that has made a friendship develop between them.
"Well, the world is ruled by stupid people, so maybe being stupid isn't so bad." Kaminari of course makes his rebuttal and smiles as he gets up and stretches. 'As expected, I am again in top shape.'
"You shouldn't push yourself too hard. Who knows what strange reaction that might create." Recovery Lady warns him, as not even she is sure what was up with Kaminari's body. It was almost as if he had some minor regeneration Quirk or something along those lines.
But he seems undisturbed by this as if he knows something that the other people don't know.
"Don't worry. I know my body best. I won't be pushing myself any time soon." Kaminari clenches his hand into a fist and looks at it in a daze. 'Amazing…'
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In the dorm room, everyone has prepared a cake and balloons all around the common room.
"Tch, why do we even have to do this?" Complains Bakugo. "We are heroes, he is obviously gonna get injured."
"Don't be such a downer Bakugo." Eijiro smiles and puts his arm over the explosion boy's shoulder. "Now get into the mood!"
He forcefully put a birthday hat on Bakugo's head. But the young man isn't willing and explodes the hat, but Momo makes a dozen more of them and throws them at Kirishima, as only he can take on Bakugo's explosions so casually.
"Yo, everyone." Suddenly Kaminari entered, everyone, is frozen in place for a second… until Mina comes forward.
Pop!
She pops a tube of confetti. Kaminari has a bored look at this. "Hm? It's not my birthday."
"It's a get well party." Says Momo, a smile on her face.
But Kaminari isn't buying any of this. "So? I am a Hero now so I am bound to get injured, no need to make a big deal out of it."
"That's what I said!!" Yells out Bakugo, taking off his party hat and throwing it on the ground. He points at the rest of the class. "They are just bored and needlessly worried like newbies!"
Kaminari smiles at them. "Hahaha, that is nice of them. But don't worry guys, it was just a minor injury."
Asui looks at this calmly says. "It wasn't a minor injury."
"Yeah dude, you couldn't even talk." Sero adds on.
"It was just broken bones." Kaminari shrugs. "With Eri and Recovery Lady on our side, as long as we are not dead. Then we will survive all right."
The rest of the class shudders at that. Recovery Lady had generally described his injuries to the class when they went to visit and that was already after she had used her quirk to heal the major damages. Just the thought of the injuries makes them shudder.
"Anyway, since you prepared all of this for me…" Kaminari looks around his smile widening. "Then let's party!!"
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He spends the rest of the day with his classmates through the night, Midoriya somehow passes out drunk by drinking relatively alcoholic drinks. Well, since they are all underage, none of them drink either. But they do have some delicious food cooked up and the relationship between the class grows even tighter.
Kaminari even makes some more moves in Momo, though they still don't go full out since they are still within school vicinity and relationships inside school grounds are forbidden.
It was Momo who was more of a stickler for the rules since to Kaminari, rules like that were meant to be broken. Sadly the rich girl doesn't have the same moral standard as him, and even though due to spending time with Kaminari, she has started treating rules more like guidelines, she still wouldn't like to break them.
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After the party, everyone goes to sleep.
Boom!!
Kaminari is awoken in the middle of the night as an explosion rings out. But immediately he can easily guess what is going on. 'Izuku probably just had his first Quirk Singularity experience, soon he will awaken the Quirk Black Whip.'
Already Kaminari knew that something like this would happen. Though he didn't expect it to wake him up annoyingly.
So, he just went back to sleep.
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The next day he wakes up, he sees Izuku in a trace and at breakfast, the OFA holder is looking at a cooked fish head with a dull look in his eyes.
"Uhhh… is he okay?" Asks Mineta, judging the person next to him.
Asui just shrugs. "Well, he was awake all night."
Kaminari is just scrolling through the recent news and using his Quirk to charge his phone. He sees that sadly his fight with the Electric Nomu didn't appear in the news, which sucks for him since he wants some fame. But once he contemplates this, maybe this is better since at least this way his wrecked body and injures won't appear in the news. He must have that image that he is undefeated, that is how a Symbol of Peace is. 'It feels like I did all of that work for nothing, because if it isn't written somewhere or the story isn't told… did it even exist, to begin with?'
Kaminari understands the reality of this world, what isn't documented, won't be remembered in the future. The whole legend of King Arthur was born just from his name being mentioned in another book. If it wasn't, then no one would care… history knows only documented events. The other things would be the same as if they didn't exist, to begin with.
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As the classes start, Aizawa notifies them about today's plans. "It will be a battle trial, but this time, it's between the two classes 1-A and 1-B. You know the drill, get in your costumes and meet me in training ground Gamma." *yawn*
He then just picks up his sleeping bag and walks off.
Kaminari immediately stands up and acts as the class president should. "Okay now! Everyone, you can get in your Hero costumes when we arrive there. No need to do so right now."
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One class 1-A arrive at the training grounds and changed into their Hero costumes. They also now have a winter edition and have some more thick clothing. Even Momo who has to have a lot of her body exposed to use her Quirk is wearing a cloak due to the cold.
Bkugo looks at his think shirt and contemplates keeping this outfit during summer too since it will help him sweat even more and create bigger explosions. Though his suit will have to be modified for it.
"BAHAHAHAH!!" Suddenly Monoma's loud laughs ring through the field as Class 1-B comes through in their hero costumes too. "Class 1-A!! Today we will show you how much better Class 1-B is-"
Pow!
Kendo karate chops him on the neck, knocking out her classmate instantly. She looks at Class 1-A with an apologetic look. "Sorry about that."
"Nice knockout chop." Kaminari compliments her. He is truly impressed by that, usually one would use more strength in a chop, but Kendo used just the perfect amount.
"Kaminari, stop sucking up to her." Aizawa intervenes out of nowhere, Vlad King and Shinso beside him. "This is will be a group battle. This next to me is Shinso and he will be joining one of your four-man teams. Once for each class."
He then explains more in detail how the battles will go and Kaminari smiles at this. He is best at team battles. 'Well, Class 1-B don't have that big of an impression of me. Well, they do, but it must be bigger. Also, I should be careful around Kendo and that Yui girl. I have Momo now, I don't want to make her jealous and act flirtatiously with other girls while around her.'
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