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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari
🕑 Added 2021-02-20 20:02:58 +0000 UTCChapter 67
Title: Guilty Feeling?
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After their little scuffle, Akira goes back to his job and Kaminari starts walking towards U.A...
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-Kaminari POV-
How interesting… very interesting. I have changed the timeline so much that clones of me have started being created.
This one was friendly, but what about the others? Or if there are… but I am gonna safely assume that there are more of them.
I came here intending to kill Akira, but in the end, decided against it. Honestly, the safe thing would have been to kill him, after all, even though I can tell that he isn't lying to me, it would be better to take care of risky things and unknowns in the equation.
But… that… damn it… I couldn't bring myself to kill him. His attitude and acts, it was too much like a younger me. Back in the days when I was living a happy life in my last life. Back in my sweet home.
I can't help it as a smirk makes its way onto my face. Heh, feelings can be so illogical sometimes. When I look at Akira I see that younger me, irresponsible, say things without thinking them through and weaknesses all over him, a little bit mischievous, but that is all.
Also, he is a terrible liar, I could immediately tell what he was doing with just one look. *sigh* Is this how my brother felt when dealing with me? Always insulting him and being stupidly headstrong…
Damn, I really must have been annoying as hell back then.
I walk with my hands in my pockets.
What I wouldn't give to go back in time. Maybe then I could fix the things I have come to regret? But, sadly for people like me, that chance doesn't come.
Well, it doesn't matter, if I could turn back time and redo everything again… would life and my actions even have any meaning?
Human lives are supposed to be like fireworks, we shine bright when at our peak. But, like everything else, we will eventually die off.
Some people have a hard time accepting that, but to me, it never mattered. Whether I died at age 80 or 800, would it make any difference?
So I have decided to live without thinking about my inevitable mortality. Though, I would like to shine very brightly in this life. This time maybe I won't die with regrets.
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Before I knew it, I had arrived at the dorms. Everyone is doing their things and I see Sero show something to Mineta. "Check this out?"
"It is R-18?" Asks Mineta, not even bothering to look.
"No, it says that Edgeshot, Kamui Woods, and Mt. Lady have formed a team." Explains Sero.
"Mt. Lady!!" Mineta's trauma resurfaces at that.
Mina overhears this and chips in as she looks at Uraraka floating around. "We could make a good team, you could make me float and I would throw my acid around, I even have thought of the name: Acid Rain."
"That would be brutal." Ochako seems unsure at this.
"Oy! Kaminari, are you ready for Cemento's new class?" Asks Eijiro.
I look at him and nod. "Yep, I have recently had a new move idea. I call it <God Judgments> or maybe I should name it something cooler, like <El Thor>?"
"Woah! That sounds cool and fancy." Eijiro seems surprised as I come up with some good names.
Dipsh*t, I can come up with good names, don't underestimate my naming ability. Though these two names have been copied from an anime… that doesn't matter.
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Once Cemento's Class comes around. He just tells us to work on our special moves.
"Hey everyone!!" Kirishima addresses everyone. He points at himself and enters his <Unbreakable> mode. "Use me as your punching bag!"
*sigh* "There he goes again, saying things that could be misunderstood." Says Mineta with a creeped-out look on his face.
I think that only Mineta would have a dirty mind like that to misunderstand such things.
"How about I use my <Howser Impact> on you?" Suggests Bakugo.
"Huh? You are gonna blow this whole place up if you do that." I tell him. His firepower has been going crazy lately.
At the side I see Mina breakdancing and showing her moves. Right… she always loved dancing, and she always puts everything in once she likes something. Plus her good physical abilities are due to her breakdancing, which she is pretty good at.
As I see her breakdancing I get an idea. I usually make the laws of physics my b*tch as I enter the super speed mode.
So the world around me turns gray, as I enter the limits of my <God Speed> where I can still see.
I still haven't been able to figure out why the world turns gray when I go at fast speeds like this. Maybe my eyes can't catch on all the pigmentation around? Huh, well it doesn't matter since I know it isn't hurting me.
I stand in one leg and start rotating at extreme speeds. I start feeling the heat come from my leg and I see that it has caught fire.
<Diable Jambe>
Okay… this actually burns a little. I look at a giant boulder in front of me and kick it.
<Mutton Shot>
BOOOM!!!
*crack*
The boulder is destroyed… and my leg bones all cracked. Heh, while my speed and nerves are all enhanced, my body is still normal so actually using power like that hurts my body. I am better at piercing attacks.
I return back to normal and see everyone look at me. I just wave at them. "This hurts a lot more than it looks. Can someone call Recovery Lady?"
*sigh* Momo shakes her head and comes close to me. She makes a casket and bandages to keep my leg in place. "Lay down, don't make yourself seem tough by standing up."
"Momo~ no need, I am okay." I reassure her, but she doesn't seem to trust me at all.
"Can I kick your leg?" She asks with a sweet smile on her face.
Welp, a smart man knows when to give up. So I lie down on the ground, as she makes a makeshift casket to hold my leg in place.
"You have gotten harsher as of lately." I inform her with a teasing smile on my face.
Momo pouts. "Hoh~ says the guy who goes around like he owns the place."
"Hmmm… I don't do that." I refute her, thinking back if I have ever done that.
"Well not consciously, but the way you walk and present yourself makes it seem like you own the place. It's more of a presence thing." Momo seems to want to explain how she sees me, but in the end, fails miserably and it even confuses me a little.
Though I get what she is talking about, it's how I present myself. The confident way I do things makes me seem arrogant sometimes, so I think I know exactly what she is talking about. It's like how All Might walks, once he is somewhere, everyone looks at him. That is a presence thing too, it's just since he is famous and well known, it is only "natural" for him to be so.
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As I wait for Recovery Lady, Aoyama tries to offer me some cheese to eat, which I have to refuse. The guy is nice and all, but still kinda weird.
Kirishima has his way of worrying too. "Be a man!! Use your manliness to heal it!!"
"I don't think that is how the human body works." Sero like always is the voice of reason in this.
"Oh, how is my least favorite patient doing?" Recovery Lady appears and she has a grandmotherly smile on her face like always.
"Sorry for bothering you again grandma Recovery." I apologize to her sincerely.
Bonk!
But she only uses her staff to lightly hit me on the head.
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After that, I am a little tired, but the training is already over by now.
Me and Momo go back to class together. "So the cultural festival is going to be coming soon right?"
I nod at that. "Yep. I suggest that for our class we make a Maid Cafe."
"Huh?.... Maid? Cleaning?" Momo seems confused by this. "I guess community service is good for everyone."
I stop in my tracks once I hear her say that. I look at her face for any acting… but I find none.
Damn… can't you be a little more devious Momo… you are making me start to feel guilty for what I am doing to you.
I shake my head at that. *sigh* Love is nothing more than a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. Yes… that is all there is to it… So, I need to stop thinking about this.
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A/N: Oh… what is this?... MC starting to feel a little guilt? Hooohhhh… what is going on here?🤔
