A Joke
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DxD Crawling to the Top
🕑 Added 2020-12-03 05:19:32 +0000 UTCChapter 26
Title: Cheating Boyfriend...
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Jeanne's aura explodes out of her body as she looks at Xenovia. Making the latter sweat in nervousness and think to herself. 'He is known to sell information… and didn't he cheat on you? Why would you want to defend the honor of someone like that?!!'
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-Haruto POV-
Watching Jeanne fight to protect my 'honor' is quite amusing. I know that she still has feelings for me, even after all these years.
That makes my heart melt, it almost makes me love her for real. But if I did love her, I wouldn't have cheated on her… multiple times… like more than ten. Thankfully I was caught with Griselda and not with one of the 'virgin' nuns. Now THAT would have created a different type of scandal.
Still, I sigh a little while looking at Jeanne. "Tell me… can Xenovia even use Durandal as good as Vasco Strada?"
I obviously know the answer to that question, and if she could actually use it as well as the old man. Then they would have a good chance to defeat Kokabiel, but as they are now, no way in hell. They would have trouble even putting a scratch on the man.
"Yes…" Says Jeanne, I nod at that. I don't say anything back. She must know by now that her Balance Breaker would be more useful than Durandal in Xenovia's hands.
Still, she has decided to fight. I obviously won't allow her to die. But I know that they won't die anyway, since Vali is already in the city. Though it has been derived from the original canon timeline, and that timeline won't be exactly like the previous anime one. After all, I have changed a lot, though I didn't change enough for Kokabiel to not attack Kuoh at least.
"I see." That is all I say as a dark magic circle appears below me and I teleport away to my room.
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As soon as I enter, I see Rias, Akeno, Athena, and mom having a conversation while sitting on my bed.
Well, mom has a permanent hypnosis spell on her so she won't notice me using magic even if I use it in front of her eyes.
"Well hello there." I greet them, taking Akeno and Rias by surprise since my teleportation isn't flashy at all.
Athena on the other hand isn't really surprised, well she is the Goddess of Wisdom, she probably knows what I just did. She is just that crazily smart, she has a type of future sight even, well not an absolute future sight. But just a very possible future by her calculations and knowledge of present events.
That is an innate ability of hers due to being the goddess of Wisdom. If I had that ability, coupled together with my canon knowledge, then I would be set and have an actual absolute future sight. Because the changes to the world are all coming by me.
Athena has a bored look in her eyes, even though she seems totally calm and concentrated. I have been with her for so long that I can tell these types of things.
"Haruto… I must talk to you about something." Says my mother.
I can only sigh at that. "Yes mom?"
Tears come out of her eyes and she wipes them away with a napkin. "Listen, son, I want the best for you. And how you treat these girls isn't right at all. Just recently it seems like you added Akeno -chan too… tell me, son… do you love any of them or are you playing around?"
*sigh* Damn, this woman is as hard-headed as they come. Instead of encouraging me to be with cute girls, she has to try and stop me. She thinks that I cheat on them, play around, and leave them later. Well, she isn't wrong, but she should be cheering for me. Not being sad for the girls that I am with.
"Mom… I love them all." I tell her with as much of an honest look that I can muster. Athena sees right through it, but Akeno, Rias, and mom are convinced.
"*sigh* Listen, son…" Cries mom, tears coming off her eyes even as she tears to say something. "If you try to be with so many women, you will end up with none. I don't want you to spend the rest of your life alone."
And now Athena gets an amused look in her eyes. Yeah, it won't be so funny in bed tonight you b*tch. I am fu*king her till morning.
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It takes THREE goddamn hours to get that vulture woman off my back. Athena had to insinuate that we do it without condoms… and then mom started nagging at me all over again.
Dad is way more chill about this, mom is like a vulture.
In the end, after she leaves with some final words as she goes to prepare dinner. I look at Athena and see her smirk.
"Are you amused enough now?" I ask Athena, with a little annoyance slipping off my voice.
"Yes I am." Confirms Athena as she still has a smirk on her face. Rias and Akeno have become side characters as I look at the blond bombshell in front of me.
I get close to her as she sits on my bed with her arms folded below her breasts and her legs one over the other.
She doesn't move even an inch as I clasp her chin and make her look me in the eyes.
She smirks at me, not saying anything. I can feel Akeno feel uncomfortable and Rias feel unsure.
I want to fu*k the woman in front of me right here, right now. But I can't as Rias and Akeno are here. Neither of them would approve of me fu*king Athena right now. Though the goddess doesn't seem to mind at all and is even inviting me to go right ahead.
In the end, my lips move forward and... I kissed Athena on the forehead.
"Don't do something like that Athena." I tell her, as my hand moves from her chin to her cheek, and down her neck.
Athena still doesn't flinch, even as I give her a quick squeeze to her neck.
"U -Uhm…" Rias fake coughs to get my attention. "H -Haruto… w -would you like to… you know."
I raise a questioning eyebrow at that. Does she want to have s*x? Then why is she so embarrassed? Well, she is the type of girl to be embarrassed by a kiss on the lips, even after s*x.
In the end, I straighten up and go to Rias, there is no foreplay with her as I grab her breast and push her on her back in my bed.
"Ungh~" Rias moans at that. "H -Haruto~ Athena and Akeno are looking at us~ we sh-"
"Let them look." I interrupted her. "They can join in if they want to."
Athena just teleports away as that happens. I breathe a sigh of relief at that. As though she doesn't mind I cheat, I doubt she would like it if I did it in front of her.
We would have another Medusa situation at hand…
Akeno opens my window and flies away, as she doesn't want to be here either.
Well, it doesn't matter...
