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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari
🕑 Added 2020-10-31 00:22:00 +0000 UTCChapter 29
Title: The Flash...
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What Kaminari did would usually be considered illegal since he doesn't have a hero's license. But now this was all within his right as he was in his hero costume and technically under the supervision of a Hero.
He looks at the smoking half crab man on the ground.
'Weak, also he looks weird as hell.' Ponders Kaminari, his mind wandering a little as Bubble Girl reprimands him for walking in a situation like that recklessly.
"Sorry, my body just moved on its own." Says Kaminari uncomfortably. Obviously, it was a lie, he isn't the hero type at all. His body would run away from a dangerous situation, rather than approach it.
Bubble Girl was about to criticize him some more, but she stopped once she heard that.
*sigh* "Okay… but don't do this anymore, or I will have to report it to Nighteye next time." Says Bubble Girl. 'I will need to keep an eye on him or he might get hurt during all this.'
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Then the cops come and arrest the half crab man. They offer the woman to come and testify against the man. But she says that she won't testify against her husband… so this was a domestic abuse case. In the end, she just got a protection order from the police against her husband and then left to do her job as an exotic dancer.
Once Kaminari heard this, he couldn't help but be a little surprised. 'Just a small incident like this and the story behind it is complicated. Not everything is as black and white as it seems.'
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Two days later and Kaminari gains a lot of experience during his patrols. First, he learned that everything isn't as simple as it seemed and second… not everything can be solved by beating it up. He did a lot of minor things, like helping a cat get off a tree, help a lost kid find his parents, and many other things like that. Of course, every time Kaminari did a heroic act, it was accompanied by a dramatic entrance and a memorable goodbye.
He and Bubble Girl have also built a good enough partnership. He buys her mochi, and she doesn't report his little hero moments to Nighteye. Not that he did anything that he shouldn't do, it's just the embarrassing moments.
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Currently, he and Bubble Girl are in Nighteye's Office. The man stares down at both of them with a hard look and says. "Okay, recently we have had a shortage of patrol heroes in Hosu due to a certain new Villain dubbed as the Hero Killer."
Kaminari immediately guesses where this is going. He wanted to avoid something like this at all costs, but it seemed like it was impossible for him if he wanted to keep walking down his Hero career. But on the outside, he still kept a calm look on his face.
Nighteye on the other hand noticed Kaminari's slight shift. But he dismissed it as Kaminari thinking about the future that he had told him about. The one where Kaminari will be brutally killed by a Villain.
'Hopefully, the League of Villains doesn't target me specifically or that would suck.' Complains Kaminari internally, he has changed the timeline a little too much to be comfortable. But he still will be prepared for any challenge they might throw at him, also he has a bunch of hidden cards, he would like to see how they work against the villains now.
"Now, I want you both to be careful and not enter a dark alleyway or something like it, without at least five to ten other heroes backing you up." Warns Nighteye. "Am I understood?"
Both Kaminari and Bubble Girl nod at that. This is a little too dangerous in Kaminari's opinion, but no one else knows that Hosu will be flooded with Nomu's soon enough.
"Oh! Kaminari." Calls out Nighteye. Kaminari turns around confused, Nighteye smiles slightly and turns his laptop around. There are countless emails stacked up, they were all thank you emails from the people Kaminari helped during these days. "I have gotten nothing but supportive emails from the people you have helped. Some even asked for some fan t-shirts and merchandise to be made after you. Keep up the good work."
Kaminari is surprised at that, but in the end, he nods with a smile on his face.
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Later on, as the night comes about, both Kaminari and Bubble Girl are in their hero costumes… and currently riding a train to Hosu.
"Have you thought about some new cool entrances?" Asks Bubble Girl amusingly.
Kaminari looks at her, he has his hero costume on, which is like a superman costume, except without the red underwear, and on his chest, there is a lightning bolt instead of the S sign.
"Hey~ Bubble Girl, don't say it like that. You make it sound like I look lame in those." Complains Kaminari with mock embarrassment.
Bubble Girl chuckles a little at that. "But it's true though. Especially when you do it in the bathroom mirrors. I get second hand embarrassed just from looking at them."
Kaminari's face pales at that and he grabs Bubble Girl's hand, she looks at him questionably. "If you are about to confess your feelings about me, then the answer is no… I am not interested."
"Huh?" Kaminari is confused by that on the outside. "Nevermind that, what I am concerned about is you not telling anyone about me doing that in the bathroom."
"Buy me some mochi, and you have yourself a deal." Says Bubble Girl as a smirk appears on her face.
Kaminari is not impressed by this and says. "Some hero you are, blackmailing an underage child."
"Heh." Bubble Girl snorts at that. "Way to overplay things."
"So what about you then Bubble Girl, did you find any boyfriend already or did you get rejected once again." Says Kaminari mischievously. He can see Bubble Girl flinch as if she was hit with a cannonball.
"I -I -I haven't h -had the time recently to do that." Stutters Bubble Girl in nervousness and embarrassment.
"Heh!" Kaminari gets a mischievous smile on his face. He then starts whispering words that would make Bubble Girl get a metaphorical arrow to the heart.
"No boyfriend~"
"Lonely forever~"
"Will die al-"
BOOOM!!!!
Suddenly an explosion rockets the train and Kaminari looks out of the train's window and sees Hosu in chaos.
Immediately he turns to Bubble Girl who is also serious now.
"Permission to use my quirk and lethal force if necessary?" Asks Kaminari.
"Permission denied." Says Bubble Girl, surprising Kaminari as he turns and stares at her.
"Why?" He asks with a tone to his voice that wouldn't allow Bubble Girl to avoid the question.
"Take me with you. Only then will you get permission to use both, lethal force and your quirk if necessary." Says Bubble Girl, her expression very serious at this.
Kaminari frowns slightly, as she will only be dead weight to him. But in the end, he just sighs and turns his back at her. "Climb on top."
She climbs piggyback and lightning crackles around Kaminari, slightly shocking Bubble Girl.
<Godspeed>
*bzzzzzt*
Kaminari and Bubble Girl both disappear in a flash.
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AUTHOR NOTE:
I know… random update schedule. Some days I update earlier and some days later. You can blame sh*tty online classes for that.😒
