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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman
🕑 Added 2020-10-17 14:48:55 +0000 UTCChapter 65
Title: Kisame Joins The Battle...
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Kisame, as he went outside of the castle. He closed his eyes and used Observation Haki to sense where the strongest enemies currently are. He senses that the strongest (Big Mom and Jaw) are fighting in the sky, above the clouds. As he senses his siblings and many others, he senses that some weaker ‘voices’ are fighting against some stronger ‘voices’... he immediately goes towards it.
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A little bit later, by using <Geppo> to kick off the air, Kisame arrives at a place where he sees Ichigo and some of the other siblings are fighting against a giant genie created by Daifuku and Oven. The siblings are having a hard time against them. That is when Kisame decides to crash the party by landing on the ground and creating a crack beneath him.
*Booom*
He has a huge smile on his face as he lands in front of himself and looks at Oven and Daifuku, his siblings look at him with a happy look on their eyes. “You wouldn’t be happening to be bullying my cute younger siblings, would you… because that pisses me off a little. Only I can bully my younger siblings!”
Daifuku has an angry look on his face as he asks. “What happened to Cinnamon?”
Kisame only smiles at that. “Don’t worry, you will meet Cinnamon -chan soon.”
Oven narrows his eyes at this, he immediately heats up his body and charges at Kisame. The latter just punches the air towards Oven.
<10,000 Tile Punch>
But contrary to Kisame’s expectation, nothing happens to Oven as he punches Kisame in the face.
Baam!
Of course, before the hit touches Kisame, he has already covered his face in Armament Haki. Kisame flies off and crashes into a tree, but he gets up immediately. He wasn’t hurt at all, even though Oven’s high-temperature punches should be a fishman’s bane.
“Hmmm…” As he hums, Kisame has a curious look on his face. “Oh! I got it now, because of your high heat around your body, the water can’t transfer the shock to your body. The water turns to steam before even touching you.”
Kisame says that out loud and uses his Observation Haki if Oven has any fluctuations in his feelings. ‘So what I said is the truth. Well, since Fishman Karate would be useless...’
Kisame imbues Armament Haki in his fist, turning it completely dark. The giant genie summoned by Daifuku uses his halberd to try and hit Kisame. But the latter just disappears from his previous place by using <Soru> and when he appears in front of Oven he swings his fist. Putting all of his power behind it.
Baam!
It hits Oven straight in the chin and he falls on the ground, he was knocked out by Kisame with a fast punch. Daifuku seems shocked at this and he has his genie go to protect his body, but Kisame has no plans of attacking Daifuku. He looks at Ichigo and smiles. “Ichigo! Defeat him..”
Ichigo simply nods at this. Kisame doesn't have to say anymore. He understands that Kisame wants Ichido to use Daifuku as a training dummy.
Kisame sees this so he just starts using <Geppo> and flying away. He knows that Ichigo is in no danger at all. He has the other siblings having his back in case he is in a pinch.
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Katakuri and Kakashi are in a stalemate as neither one can injure the other. Kakashi also isn’t someone who is willing to take a risk and attack Katakuri yet. Though Katakuri can’t see the future for that split second, he can still use his Observation Haki to sense the attack.
But at this time Kisame appears and says. “Well hello there Katakuri. It’s time for round two.”
Kakashi sees this and yells out to Kisame, warning him. “He can see in the future for around seven seconds. Don’t interfere or you will only get in the way.”
Kisame’s mood immediately plummets when he hears this. “Heeeeyyy~ you don’t have to be so cruel Kakashi…”
“You already lost against him once. You will lose once more if you fight him right now. Also don’t get closer to him, because if he uses you as a shield against my lightning then we will both be fu*ked.” Cautioned Kakashi, he knows just how delicate this stalemate that he has with Katakuri is.
Kisame smiles at this and assures Kakashi by saying. “Don’t worry… I know that.”
As he says that Kakashi looks at Kisame for a split second and that is enough for Katakuri to shoot twenty beans imbued with Haki. Kakashi turns his body into lightning and dodges them. But Kisame appeared in front of the beans. He kicks away a dozen or so of them but the others all hit his body. Some even in critical places. But Kisame has a smile at this as he gives Kakashi a thumbs up. “DON’T WORRY KAKASHI! I can do this… trust me.”
Kakashi frowns for a split second. He doesn’t exactly believe in useless things like hope, fate, or such dumb things. He would trust facts rather than fiction...
But seeing his bull-headed brother acting like this he just goes away. He will wait till Katakuri beats him, and then he can just throw Kisame away from the fight again.
He looks up at the sky where his father and Big Mom are fighting in a stalemate. He wants to go and help, but he knows that he will only be in the way.
*Bzzzt*
So he just turns into lightning and goes towards his other siblings are fighting the Yonko Commanders.
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Smoothie was a little annoyed as she fought Escanor and Mikoto who kept interrupting their fight and stopping her from putting the finishing move into the now blood-covered Escanor who was breathing heavily and seemed to be barely standing. Mikoto on the other hand was a little distressed too. She had used more than half of the Seastone tip bullets, but none had hit Smoothie as she easily blocked them. She was in clear distress, but she had no Observation Haki, so she couldn’t use her Devil Fruit to its top potential.
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Smoothie was on such a high alert against sneak attacks that even when Kakashi appears behind her and is about to shock her. She immediately swings her sword backward.
Fwosh!
Kakashi immediately jumps back but a small cut appears on his torso. But he immediately frowns as he can sense that a huge chunk of his strength is sucked away from him. Smoothie is no joke as every single one of her hits is dangerous. That is the reason why Escanopr was defeated so quickly by her, every slash she put on him sucked away his strength.
Kakashi appears next to a bloody Escanor and pulls him away, putting him next to Mikoto in the blink of an eye. He then goes back to fighting Smoothie. This time he blitzed her and he appeared behind her and grasped the behind of her head.
<200 Million Vilt>
*BZZZZZZZZT*
“AHHHHHHHHH.” A thunderous scream comes out of Smoothie as she can feel the electricity running through her body. She has never in her life felt such a pain.
Still, she isn’t out of the fight as even while in pain she swings her sword at Kakashi, who jumps back and easily dodges the slash.
*bzzzt*
He disappears again and appears in front of Smoothie and touches her smooth belly.
<200 Million Volt>
*BZZZZZZZZT*
The electric shock goes straight to her organs and critically inures them, but Smoothie swings her sword again. Though Kakashi dodges again, he doesn't do so completely as he gets a small cut on his arm. He can once again feel a part of his stamina get sucked.
But once again, he blitzes and appears behind Smoothie and touches her back.
<200 Million Volt>
*BZZZZZZT*
Once again, he attacks Smoothie’s organs. He has a cold look in his eyes, he can clearly see that the giant Smoothie is quite resilient. This time she actually coughs blood as her kidneys shut down. She falls down on one knee, but she then uses Armament Haki all over her body, turning her skin and clothes in shining dark color.
But Kakashi just appears in front of her face and touches her cheek.
*BZZZZZZT*
That was the final attack, as Smoothie falls on the ground unconscious.
Baam!
Kakashi has a small smile on his face as this happens. “Damn… she was definitely resilient. Guess her big body gave her a higher lightning tolerance.”
