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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman
🕑 Added 2020-10-14 16:53:10 +0000 UTCChapter 59
Title: Problems...
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-Kisame POV-
I spend a couple of hours talking with Itachi and in the end, he still didn’t give me anything to work with. I still have no idea which marine girl he might have a crush on. Welp, I am an already married man, so I can’t go around committing debauchery. Well, Shirahoshi is like only nine years old currently, but still… I want to devote my romantic love to her. That is all that there is to it, I am saving myself for marriage and that is all that there is to it.
I take the sack of Devil Fruits and start swimming away while Itachi will be brought back to his ship by a sea king. Itachi has been hunting pirate in Paradise. This serves more than just a way to get his contributions, this is also a way for him to bring us Devil Fruits. Honestly, Itachi has been helping the family a whole bunch, even though I still think that this is too dangerous for someone like him, he is still family, and him sacrificing his life, just so we could become a little stronger.
Still… I can’t stop him, I would most likely do something similar if I was in his position. As his older brother, I can only support this decision of his and help him along the way. If he is somehow discovered, then we will simply flood Impel Down. We might even get a devil fruit like the Poison Fruit from Magellan. That fruit would tremendously help us all, I bet that father would get that fruit as soon as the World Government declares war against him or something like that.
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A couple of months pass after this whole ordeal with my meeting with Itachi, currently, I am in Appelinine Island, which is under dad’s control and protection. Recently they have been having some problems with the Big Mom pirates just sailing around. Dad has been pretty clear to Big Mom, she should stop messing around or we will destroy WholeCake Island. I am currently inside a fancy office with an old man in front of me.
“So how often have the Big Mom Pirates been visiting this town?” I ask an old man who has an apple-like hat. He has a wite beard and gray eyes, he is the mayor of the island. He was appointed by dad as a puppet leader of sorts.
The old man seems nervous in front of me as he answers by sayings. “A -Around six times in this last month sir Ja-... I mean Kisame… sorry, it’s just that your appearance is uncanny and you look a lot like your father.”
I nod at that. It seems like the Big Mom pirates are provoking us more likely. It seems like the Big Mom pirates are starting something again. Big Mom must have a lot of courage to do this. She must also have a plan because even though she is mad, her advisors (kids) aren’t all stupid.
“Dad will order weapons to be brought here, so prepare the people for war and make a speech about it.” I tell him that as I get up and go towards the window and jump off.
As I start falling I just forcefully kink the air and a sound that sounds like a bullet being shot is made as a small cloud is made below me as I kicked off the air.
<Geppo>
Immediately I start flying off into the distance. Flying is faster than walking, so as I fly I suddenly frown a little as I feel something shift behind me. I immediately use <Tekkai> to harden my back muscles, while on top of it I use Armament Haki to defend too.
Baam!
I feel a kick hit me on my back, but I don’t even flinch as I turn around mid-air and try to grab the foot that kicked me. But as I do so, I can see the limb turn into some kind of cream before I even touched the foot. I look at my assailant and see that it was someone very familiar.
“Katakuri…” I say calmly as my eyes narrow at him. “You wanna die by coming here or something?”
Katakuri doesn't answer as his arm enlarges and gets covered in Haki as he punches at me.
Baam!
It hits me head-on and I am thrown down on the ground creating a huge creator under me.
Boom!
I just lie down as I look at Katakuri using a trident to attack me.
Clang!
But I too poll my heavy sword and clash against him. As we do so both of our Conquerors Haki leaks out as every creature around us is knocked out.
Damn… this will be hard.
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-General POV-
While katakuri and Kisame were fighting, Kisame didn’t know that above clouds. There was a cloud with a happy smile on his face. Standing on the cloud was Big Mom, Smoothie, and Cracker who was with his real body there.
Big Mom has an annoyed look on her face. “I thought the shark would come. Not his son…”
Smoothie on the other hand has a frown on her face. “That kid is supposed to be only thirteen, but by his body size and raw strength which almost seems to match Katakuri… he is strong. He is someone worthy of being called that man’s son.”
Cracker snickered at this. “If Katakuri wasn’t so honorable and wanted to fight the kid one on one, then Mother would have already slapped the little fish to death.”
As Cracker thinks he rubs his abdomen, there was a giant scar in there. That was the place in which Jaw punched him a long time ago. The punch had obliterated his bones and hurt some of his organs due to Jaw using an advanced form of Armament Haki. He had almost died from that punch.
Smoothie on the other hand still has a worried look on her face and she suggests. “We should kill him as soon as Katakuri defeats him.”
She is afraid of Kisame becoming another Jaw. That would be like two Yonko making an alliance.
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On the other hand, Katakuri and Kisame were still fighting as Katahuri creates hands made out of Mochi on his back and they all were covered in Haki. <Mochi Machine Gun>...
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!...
Hundreds of hits rain down on Kisame and a little blood comes out of his mouth. In the end, he throws his sword away and uses one hand to guard, and pulls his other hand backward.
<10,000 Brick Fist>
Boom!
All of Katakuri’s hits are repelled backward and Kisame uses the water in the air as he slaps the air in front of him.
<Shark Arrows>
Dozens of small shark-like arrows made out of water appear. Katakuri on the other hand looks into the future a couple of seconds and dodges all of the attacks by turning his body into Mochi. His hand then touches the ground and immediately the earth below them turns into Mochi as it encompasses Kisame and it starts choking him and restricting his moves.
There was not enough water around for Kisame to use to counter Katakuri’s mochi.
‘Sh*t… this is really bad!’ Thinks Kisame as he is engulfed by mochi. He takes a small knife from his pocket and he uses it to cut the mochi around him like butter even though it was covered in Haki.
Katakuri looks at this and narrows his eyes slightly. ‘The knife is coated on Seastone.’
