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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman
🕑 Added 2020-11-10 17:06:36 +0000 UTCChapter 112
Title: Preparing….
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Three days pass after the Strawhats left Water-7 and Usopp, Naruto and Luffy are currently fishing. Naruto catches something and pulls it up.
It’s a shark and smiles. “Hell yeah! I am gonna have Sanji cook this for me and me only.”
“Gomu Gomu no… accidental punch..” Says Luffy as he punches the shark on Naruto’s hands away, and back into the water.
“AHHHHH!!!” Yells Naruto panicked, then he looks at Luffy and kicks him in the face. “You bastard!!!”
Luffy is thrown back at this and crashes into the hull of the ship and almost falls into the sea. “Ahhhh! Naruto, you trying to kill me!?!?!?!”
“Yes, just like you killed my hopes.” Says Naruto as he goes to punch Luffy.
“You never share!” Yells Luffy out loud as he dodges Naruto’s punch and tries to hit the blonde back with his own Gum-Gum Pistol, but Naruto dodges too and the punch hits Usopp who was just fishing peacefully. Usopp falls into the sea, but neither of them pays any attention to this.
“Don’t look at me like that! You don’t share either!” Says Naruto as he tries to separate Luffy’s head from the body. But the latter stretches his neck and head and headbutts Naruto… but he is the one who is hurt as he falls on the ground.
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Nami just looks at Naruto and Luffy fighting, she knows that in minutes they will be back to being best friends.
Naruto and Luffy have a weird relationship, one second they are fighting and beating each other, then they become best of friends. They fight for the silliest of things, from who caught the biggest fish, who eats their food faster, who can build a better snowman, who can skip a rock further away. Truly silly fights...
"WOAH!!! WE ARE GONNA ENTER THE FLORIAN TRIANGLE!!!" Exclaims Naruto in excitement. Luffy is also excited at this, they have both heard from Nami that this is a mysterious place.
"Hey Naruto, so you think that we can maybe get a ghost to join the crew?" Asks Luffy as he looks at Naruto.
"Hell yeah! We will definitely get a pet ghost. Just imagine how cool that would be." As he says that, he and Luffy start dancing around. Usopp gets on the ship and he is now annoyed at Luffy and Naruto.
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At this time in Wano, another big event is happening as Kaido has called a meeting with his top officers and looks at them with a happy smile on his face.
Everyone in Wano is having a feast for today because he is happy.
"Worororororo..." Laughs Kaido, taking another large sip of sake. "The Beast Pirates have officially entered an alliance with the Jaw Pirates! Worororororo..."
As he says, everyone is shocked by this. Though some amongst the top fighters like Jack, King, and Queen knew about Jaw and Kaido's relatively friendly relationship, none of them expected this would be something that they will admit publicly.
They weren't scared of the World Government at all. They are the 100 Beast Pirates, being scared of something isn't how they raise through the ranks.
None of them say anything, though some of them do smile. They know that the World Government will now try to kill them all. There are no what-ifs now...
"Worororororo..." Kaido laughs once more loudly. He then shows his people the secret paper that Jaw sent him. "The World Government seems to be too preoccupied with Whitebeard now..."
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PORTGAS D. ACE CAPTURED!!!
SCHEDULED EXECUTION IN MARINEFORD!!!
….New Warlord of the Sea...
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They are all shocked even more now, they all know how Whitebeard will react to this. The old man will attack Marineford.
Kaido has a huge smile on his face, he knows that there he can have his perfect death. Jaw will be there, so will be many other powerful people. “This will be the greatest war that the world has ever seen.”
‘Gahahahha Kaido, did you call for me?” Comes a voice from the side as adobe is opened and a man being accompanied by many servants and samurai comes in.
Kaido looks at him and says. “Huh?... Oh yeah, I did call you, Orochi, come closer. I have somethings to tell you.”
As Orochi gets closer he has a smile on his face and Kaido has a causal one. “King, kill the little snake.”
As Kaido casually says that, King doesn't even question the order and before any of the samurai can react, Orochi’s head flies in the air.
The samurai pull out their swords and yell at Kaido asking him something. But that is when he then seems to remember something. “Oh yeah, kill the samurai and servants too, tell the Shogun has been poisoned by our enemies and Yamato will be the new Shogun. Also, look around the castle for the new reincarnated Yamata No Orochi fruit.”
Kaido does all of this casually as he can feel the excitement of the war to come. These small events are nothing to him.
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But at the same time that this was happening, Whitebeard was gathering his crew. He hasn’t gotten any definite news yet, but it seemed like Ace is in trouble now.
‘Hmmm… it seems like my time has come.’ Contemplates Whitebeard, knowing that he is unlikely to get out of Marineford alive. But it doesn't matter to him, he has lived a life just like he wanted and the last couple of years were quite fun, he spent them with his family and laughing at the recent developments in the world. ‘Oh well, everyone has to eventually die. I would rather die fighting than in a bed.’
Whitebeard doesn't mind it anymore now.
*purupurupurupuru*
Suddenly a ringing transponder snail is brought over by Marco. “Oy! Pops, it seems like Jaw is calling you.”
“Hm? What is that brat calling for now? He never calls unless there is some benefit to his little empire.” Says Whitebeard, he already knows what type of person Jaw is.
*catcha*
Whitebeard opens the transponder snail and says. “Jaw, you brat, what did you call for? I am busy with something.”
“Oh, I know.” Says Jaw from the other side, the transponder snail smiles mirroring what Jaw is doing.
“Of course you do.” Says Whitebeard with a nonchalant look on his face. “You have your little spies everywhere, don’t you. I thought the message was clear when I sent you back their corpses.”
“Jajajajajaja…” Laughs Jaw from the other side. “This one seems to be more competent… anyway, that doesn't matter old man. I am here to offer you to return your body back to its prime… I have a certain person who can do that… sow what do you say, old man?”
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While Jaw was communicating with Whitebeard, the World Government had a whole new problem in their hands. First was, of course, Whitebeard. Next was Jaw and Kaido having an official alliance, amongst the Yonko currently, those two fight almost constantly. Never in a million years did they think that those two would ally with each other.
Sengoku has a grave look on his face, and so do the five elders. This is the worst time for something like this to happen.
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AUTHOR NOTE:
The world moves simultaneously, just because one is doing something... then another is doing something else.
