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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman
🕑 Added 2020-11-06 16:39:34 +0000 UTCChapter 105
Title: Skypiea...
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As the giant mountain who has a part of Minato's soul moves. The whole island shakes, Blackbeard has a nervous look as he sees this.
"What the hell!?!?!" Yells Blackbeard. "This kid only has a 400,000,000 ß bounty!!"
The giant creature then swings its fist against Blackbeard. Who doesn't have time to dodge as his whole crew is hit by the giant stone fist.
BOOOOOOM!!!!
A whole canyon is formed at where the giant fist hits. Jaya island shakes tremendously, it almost feels like it's being tilted over.
Everyone on the island stumbles a little at this. The mountain's fist clocks backward and out of the hole.
The Blackbeard Pirates are all laying on the ground as they are heavily injured.
"Zehahaha~..." Laughs Blackbeard, he is all bloodied up. "It seems like you are quite strong, I guess that is to be expected from the children of that monster."
Minato has a calm look on his face, as he is now wearing a yellow suit that releases electricity every now and then. "Yeah, this was pretty stupid of you, to come and challenge me. Nowhere in the seas will you be free, you will have to look over your shoulder and be afraid of your ship suddenly sinking. That will be the paranoia that you will have to live with for the rest of your life."
"Well, if that is what fate has in store for me. Then so be it." Says Blackbeard, unafraid of Minato's threat. To him, they were all just empty words and nothing more.
{BLACK HOLE}
Fwooom!!!
A curtain of darkness descends on the floor and it starts absorbing everything. Even the mountain Gaia. But Minato uses <Geppo> and flies off.
'This must be the Yami-Yami no Mi, the fruit that dad used to talk about.' Contemplates Minato, though he is acting like he is only observing what the fruit does. He knows exactly what the fruit does, so he knows that it's best to keep his distance in a situation like this. 'As soon as I get close he can nullify my power by grabbing me. So that means that I can't get close or I pretty much lose. Then that is easy…'
*bzzzt*
In a yellow flash, Minato moves on top of Gaia and looks at Teach who is below. Now this way, even if Blackbeard tries to attract him with a black hole and force him into contact. He can have Gaia stop him.
"Gaia... smash." Says Minato nonchalantly.
The giant mountain then pulls back its giant fists and Blackbeard looks at this a little nervously. "This is bad… seems like we will need to run away."
Minato hears this and smirks slightly. "I wouldn't be so sure about running away either."
As he said that, a giant tsunami of water rose and it has eyes and a mouth and it looks cartoonish. "Yo! Yo! Yo!~ who should we kill today Minato~"
Minato smiles at this and points at Blackbeard and his crew. "Kill them all… Poseidon"
"Yo! Yo! Yo!~ Straight to it~" As the giant talking wave says that it charges at Blackbeard and his crew.
Blackbeard becomes panicked at this and generates a huge amount of darkness that covers half of the island.
{DARK END}
BOOOOM!!!!
Poseidon, Gaia, and Blackbeard's giant ball of darkness clash…
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As this was happening back in Skypiea, Luffy and the rest had just arrived at the island. Immediately as they enter they look around at the cloud-like sea.
But then an old man in armor with a flying horse comes at where they are and greets them.
"WELCOME!!!!" Says the man suddenly, startling everyone. "I welcome you, blue sea dwellers, to Skypiea. On the island of dreams, you can exchange your Beri for the local currency as you pass the checkpoint. My name is Gan Fall."
He then throws a whistle at them and says. "Use this if you have any questions, please enjoy the local parks, foods, and playgrounds. You can also visit the ancient Shandian ruins if you are interested, but that will cost extra. Also any crime, no matter how small, will result in you being thrown off the Sky Island."
As Gan Fall is explaining that, everyone listens curiously and a little surprised, after all, the man just came out of nowhere and it seemed like he was doing an advertisement for an amusement park. But as the old man's eyes land on Naruto, a trace of recognition passes through them.
"Oh!!! Is that you Naruto?" Asks the old man with a happy smile on his face.
Naruto is confused at this for a split second he remembers something. "Old man Gan Fall?!?! Hahahaha… it's really you. How have you been old man."
The old man immediately takes off his helmet and jumps off his flying bird and lands on the ship. "It's been good, never expected to see you come in through this route. I always thought that Nagato would float you up here."
"Yeah, he usually does. But now I have joined another pirate crew. Never knew that Skypiea was an island one could get through the knock upstream." Explains Naruto, as if he is talking to an old friend. The old man laughs at Naruto's story.
"Bahahaha… I remember back in the day when you would just wander around and cause trouble for Mikoto." Says Gan Fall with a nostalgic look in his eyes. "By the way, Escanor is here, you should go and say hello."
"Oy! Old man, who are you?" Asks Zoro as he is still on guard a little. He can sense that the old man isn't that weak.
Gan Fall looks at Zoro and smiles, or at least what the others assume is a smile. As the old man's mouth can't be seen due to his white beard. "Oh, I am Gan Fall, the manager of Skypiea Amusement Park and HR manager of the Skypiea Island."
He sees that the other Strawhats bar Naruto is surprised. His smile widens at this and the old man whistles.
As he does so, giant tentacles appear from the clouds and get ahold of Going Merry.
"Go towards mainland Froppy." Orders Gan Fall, the smile on his face is contagious as Robin smiles at the name of the giant creature.
'It's cute.' Concludes Robin.
Gan Fall looks at the Strawhats and says. "Oy! You must all think of what you wanna do on the island. I know that pirates don't like to stay up here too much. But you can complete everything within ten days if you give up a couple of days of sleep."
"Uhhh… is there some tinker shop with weapons only special to this island?" Wonders Usopp.
Gan Fall nods at this. "Yep, go to sector 87 and you will find Flam's shop, it has all types of dials. You can ask him what those are. Next?"
"Are there any medical books that explain how the animals in this place came to evolve?" Asks Chopper, with an excited smile on his face.
Gan Fall thinks for a bit but nods once again. "Yes, go to Grove 63, there you will find the medical community. Though be careful, some old men might want to dissect you, a talking raccoon dog is quite rare."
"I am a reindeer!" Exclaims Chopper...
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AUTHOR NOTE:
Skypea will be different from cannon… also we will see how the battle between Minato and the Blackbeard Pirates will finish.
