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One Piece: reborn As a Fishman
🕑 Added 2020-11-02 19:46:55 +0000 UTCChapter 97
Title: Lady Luck… she is a loose lady.
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As Naruto runs away, Kureha just frowns at him. Dead Cat sighs at this, he looks at the reindeer wearing a red hat and clothes.
"Can you talk too?" Asks Dead Cat, he already noticed the deer acting strangely. 'Is this somehow of the luck working on my favor?'
Dead Cat might be the user of the Leprechaun Fruit, but it is a very strange fruit and it works in mysterious ways. Some would say that it doesn't have the power to manipulate luck as they don't have any way to prove it. And the good things happening could all just be 'coincidences'.
Chopper looks at the strange cat and his eyes widen in surprise. He had never met a 'monster' like himself so he was more than a little surprised. Kureha is also a little surprised and looks at the black cat, but she doesn't bother too much and turns to look back to Nami who is lying down on a bed.
"The girl will need to rest for a couple of days before you can start your voyage once again." Says Kureha as he takes a swing of her bottle of beer.
She then narrows her eyes as she looks at the door that Naruto walked off. 'That kid… he looks like someone I know… don't tell me… he…'
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Naruto runs for a little bit and then stops and breathes heavily. "Damn… that pedo grandma… hope I never see her again. That was creepy as hell."
As Naruto has run so much, he sees that he has reached the shore. He sits down on the snow and sighs. "Thankfully everything worked out for us. We were extremely fortunate for things to work out this way…"
As he is wandering that, he sees a ship in the distance. It seemed like a pirate ship? He narrows his eyes slightly at this.
'Who are they?' Wonder Naruto as he uses <Geppo> and kicks off the air. As he gets close he just jumps on the ship and sees some strange people. One of them has a weird mouth and he seems to be eating a canon.
"Oy! Who are you guys?" Asks Naruto curiously, he looks around and sees that they are all looking at him with surprised looks on their faces as they saw him previously 'fly' on their ship.
Ince the overly obese purple-haired man finishes eating the cannon he looks at Naruto. "Oy! Who are you stupid brat."
Naruto blinks at the man a couple of times and he uses <Soru>, kicking off the ground over ten times and disappearing from everyone's sight.
Fwosh!
<Zipper Decapitation>
Wapol's head flies off and he has a shocked look on his face.
Naruto then grabs Wapol's head and says out loud as the muscles in his arm expand. "Baseball… ARMSTRONG PITCH!!!"
FWOSH!!!!
Wapol's head flies off, and Naruto without a care in the world walks away. Chess and Kuromarimo go to attack Naruto, who just decapitates them with his fruit and throws their heads away too. He sees the people look at him in shocks.
"Whatcha looking at? I am not gonna let anyone insult me like that." Says Naruto casually, he then looks at the people around him confused. "By the way… who are you guys?"
"You come here and kill all of our strongest fighters without even knowing who we are!!!" Exclaims the people on the ship.
As Naruto hears that he cracks his fingers and a scary look in his eyes says. "Did you just call me stupid?"
The people are all intimidated and yell out. "NO, WE DIDN'T!!!!"
Naruto narrows his eyes at this. The only people who he will allow to call him stupid are his family. Anyone else says that and they will beat them up. Even the Strawhats don't call him stupid.
The people in the ship are scared and don't know what Naruto will do next, they swallow in nervousness as Naruto in the end just says. "Oh, okay then, cya~"
He kicks off the air and starts flying away...
The people on the ship look at each other and one of them says. "So what do we do now?"
"I dunno we go back home?"
Then the 20 doctors named the Isshin-20 come forward and say. "We will be returning to the Drum Kingdom and be under the people's service. Now that Wapol is no longer here… we are free…"
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Naruto did all of this without having any idea who he even attacked. He was truly lucky doing this… it was almost as if the mistress of luck had spread her legs for him.
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-Jaw POV-
I look at Itachi's latest report and frown a little. It seems like the World Government has finally seen my true colors and wants to get rid of me. Im must also be trying to delete me and my family from the history of the world or something like that.
Well… in the end, it doesn't matter, I am so close to the climax of my plan, the phase where everything will fall into place, and by then it will be too late for the World Government to even do anything. They can crawl in their little castles as I smash the grand line.
It doesn't matter how strong Im thinks he is or how strong he really is. When I sink Mary Geoise to the bottom of the ocean we will see how pretty his little throne will be.
Still, though, I hope the marines send an Admiral to kill, that would be such a helpful thing. It would actually raise the chances of me winning quite exponentially.
Thankfully luck is on my side at least, I have three luck manipulating/enhancing devil fruit users. One of them is Dead Cat, and he went with Naruto, so he doesn't count. But I still have two of them now, and they have been using their abilities. One has accumulated as much luck as they could, so when the time comes, all that luck will flow into me and raise my chances of succeeding.
Having these Devil Fruits on my side is like I am doing it with lady luck. Still, just having luck on my side means nothing and if word gets out that I have this thing on my side… luck enhancing abilities are easy to counter. So only my closest confidants know of this…
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-General POV-
Chopper finally decides to join the Strawhats, even Kureha was okay with it as Chopper met someone like him. Another talking animal.
And so, the Strawhats all set sail once again… this time directly to Alabasta...
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The Straw Hats finally reach the port town of Nanohana in the desert kingdom of Alabasta.
Their journey was uneventful and they didn't truly meet anyone.
Luffy, hungry from the long journey, storms off into town without waiting for his crew, Naruto also follows him along.
At a bar, he interrupts a confrontation between a man named Portgas D. Ace and Captain Smoker of the Marines, knocking both through the wall without his noticing.
Luffy grabs a lot of meat but flees when Smoker stands back up and gives chase. During this whole time, Naruto just goes to the restaurant and eats like he has no care in the world.
"Damn… that looks bad." Says Naruto as he munches down on some food. When he sees that people are distracted by Ace and Smoker fighting. He opens a zipper in his abdomen and steals a bunch of water and food…
"Hey! What are you doing!?!?!?" Exclaims a female voice. Naruto cringes as he looks at the side and sees a girl with glasses and a short bowl haircut. She is Tashigi, and she yelled at Naruto as she saw him stealing.
*munch* *munch* *munch*
He just eats as he looks at her casually, he is trying to remember as he feels like he has seen her from somewhere.
*munch* *munch* *munch*
"Will you stop eating!!!" Yells Tashigi, annoyed at Naruto.
"Hmmm… have I met you somewhere before?" Questions Naruto, confused by this.
Suddenly a look of realization draws on Tashigi.
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AUTHOR NOTE:
Canon is changing quite a lot as we see. Also, they didn't meet Bon Clay, so they don't know of him or anything like that… so we will see how that goes.👍
