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DxD Crawling To The TOP
🕑 Added 2020-11-01 22:00:09 +0000 UTCChapter 17
Title: A man… of many women...
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I look at the blonde bombshell and smile at her slightly, I know just how she can be sometimes. “Well hello there, Anehta -sensei.”
As I call her that I can see a dangerous look flash past her eyes for a split second and my smile widens slightly. I notice that Sona looks at us weirdly, but I doubt it that even she can guess my and Anehta’s relationship.
In the end, Sona turns towards the teacher and says. “Sensei? Even you have a relationship with the… other side of the world. Though I respect you as a teacher, I must say that it’s unprecedented and you should have reported with the overlookers of Kuoh.”
The teacher looks at me and says. “He is the 3rd overseer of Kuoh. I told him about my presence here.”
“Did you now...” Sona turns around and stares at me as she says that. I just shrug at that, I am technically the only overseer the Yokai recognize as official. But I don’t want to hurt Sona’s, little heart. Right now the supernatural world is standing on a thin line and they are almost at war. I am the only real neutral power in here. Every faction has deals going on with me…
In the end, I just shrug at this and say. “Well, that is that now. Also, can you guys wake me up once Rias wins?”
Sona and Tsubaki are a little surprised by this. But I don’t pay any mind to them, I have made sure that Rias will win this fight. I wonder if she will spread her legs for me if she wins this. Probably yes, Rias has always been an easy mode to get to bed.
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-General POV-
At the same time, during the fight, Rias’s peerage had taken out almost all of Riser’s peerage, he only has his queen left. Akeno sees Issei beaten and that they are about to lose so she decides to use her holy lighting for her friend Rias, but suddenly she feels pain in her back.
Boooom!
She gets taken out, she took too much time to contemplate this so Riser’s queen had attacked. Rias looks at the desperate situation and sighs in the end. ‘I didn’t want to use this… but I have no other choice.’
As she steels her nerves she summons from a magic circle, a certain palm-sized thing wrapped in a red cloth. Immediately as it is pulled out, everyone feels a chill down their spine, even the spectators… even the satans.
Sirzechs frowns as he sees this. “What is that?”
Serafall just hums at this. “Hmmm… that feels dangerous.”
..
Rias unwraps the cloth and what is seen is a normal looking nail. But as the cloth is taken off a huge amount of holy energy rolls out. Putting everyone on edge, Rias’ body, who was holding such an object shakes a little too.
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Serafall’s eyes widen as she sees the object. “W -What?!?! That… that is unmistakable, it is one of the nails used to nail up Jesus Christ.”
A bead of sweat rolls down from Sirzech’s forehead. That nail is the real deal, it feels almost as if they are in front of God himself.
Ajuka looks at this and frowns slightly. “Only one guy would give away something like that. Also didn’t he say that he didn’t have any holy items like this?”
Serafall looks at this seriously, as she no longer has that childish look in her eyes. “And we know that you would have to be a fool to trust that man. Haru -tan is as untrustworthy as they come.”
She says that all as her usual happy demeanor slips away as she talks about Haruto, the others in the room don’t know how to react when they hear this. Well, it is widely known that Serafall and the boss of the Abyss Action used to have a fling in the past… and then he cheated on her and Serafall made the thing very public as she insulted him in every TV show that she was on for a month straight. Calling him a cheater, liar, thief (he stole her heart), and many other things.
“He is trash… no, he is worse than trash. He should just go and die in a ditch. He should get his balls cut off before dying. He doesn't deserve to live at all.” Complains Serafall as she gets annoyed just from hearing herself talk about him. “AHHHH!!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!”
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*hatchi* Sneezes Haruto and he wakes himself as he is sleeping on a bed. With a naked blonde woman sleeping next to him. She is his ‘teacher’ at Kuoh academy, she is known at school as Anehta. He nudges her slightly. “Oy! Athena, Serafall might be cursing at me once more.”
“Hm?” Athena wakes up and her eyes stare at Haruto. She gets up and kisses him on the lips. “No, there is no literal curse on you this time. Don’t worry about her, she is at best a Novice in curse magic. Plus unless it is the Biblical God’s Curse, I would be able to get rid of the curse easily.”
Haruto remembers the day that he and Athena were having a nice alone time and serafall walked in on them. After that, all hell broke loose, as the Olympian Gods were after him too as he had tainted the virgin goddess Athena. He had fu*ked Zeus’ daughter and gotten away with it relatively easy.
‘Damn, I didn’t even get the threesome I wanted from Serafall and Athena, I was planning on introducing them to each other before breaking the question to them. Sadly it didn’t work out as Serafall found me balls deep in Athena… that kinda ruined the dynamic we had… plus she cursing me on public (supernatural) TV kinda fu*ked me over as that is how the Olympians got word of mine and Athena’s relationship.’ contemplates Haruto, thinking of the past and planing what mistakes to not make any more.
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At the Rating Game, Rias asked Riser to give up, he didn’t so she shot a holy beam at him. He was then forcibly teleported out of the stage as he would have died from that hit and no regeneration would have been able to save him. That weapon could kill satans, not to mention just some Phenex kid.
Garyfia then announces to everyone. “Rias Gremory is the winner.”
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In the VIP spectator booth, Sirzechs smiles at this slightly. Serafall sees this and she immediately becomes annoyed. “What are you smiling at? You know that Haruto will have Rias’ legs opened before she can even say; I consent.”
Sirzechs winces slightly at that, he knows that what Serafall is saying isn’t necessarily untrue. Haruto… has a certain reputation around the world that doesn't give him any points in his favor either.
Ajuka on the other hand has an internal smile… he doesn't dare smile on the outside because that will piss off Serafall. ‘Well, at least if Haruto and Rias have a relationship like that… then the Underworld will have a connection with Haruto.’
He doesn't voice these thoughts of his in front of the sis-con and the crazy Serafall.
