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Naruto: Dream To Immortality
🕑 Added 2020-09-19 19:41:50 +0000 UTCChapter 231
Title: THE END...
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When I see an old version of me… I am completely shocked. How is this possible? I died forty years ago, this shouldn't be possible. I can't understand what is even going on here, what is happening, why it is happening and how it happened. I can see that the me in here is healthy and normal, he has no chakra in his system or anything weird.
What is going on here? Am I just a copy of him or something. I can see that he has the same look in his eyes that I have.
Suddenly as if lightning hit me I came to a realization…
Oh… I think I get it now…
I immediately teleport away from this place and go into a secluded underground, undiscovered cave. While in there I just open a portal, this portal isn't your average portal and takes quite a lot of chakra to activate. It looks like a dark blackhole.
This… this is a portal to the past…
I immediately walk through it, and by the chakra I put into it I can calculate the date I go back into. This should exactly be the perfect time…
I just calmly walk through the portal.
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Immediately I come back to a place where I will never forget. This is that fateful day that I died. I see that the sun is up and it's quite hot outside. The sun is shining and a black haired, brown eyed young man is walking on the side of the road with a calm look on his face.
He is wearing a white short-sleeved t-shirt and black jeans, with also black and white sneakers. He has a red and black backpack too. That… that is the past me. I don't even need to analyze his facial expressions to know what he is thinking, because I already know. He is planning on how he will go to college and build some connections there and after that he will screw over the company that he will work with and make enough money for himself so he can retire at thirty. He then plans to use that money so he and his family can have vacations, they can enjoy the rest of their lives.
Pretty good plan, but it obviously has countless flaws that I just couldn't see back then.
Anyway, I look around and I can immediately tell the clock. This should be a couple of seconds… yep… just like I thought.
I see a guy in a red sports car drive as the past me is just walking on the sidewalk. This is it… this is the moment where past me will die.
Brrr!
The car roars as she gets close to past me and…
Fwosh!
It just drives right past him… and past me just walks normally, not even paying attention to the car that walked past him…. What?... How is this possible? I know that I died. Did someone mess with my memories?
….I know… I know… I know what happened. My theory was always correct, it's just that I didn't want to admit it. Damn it…
I make another time portal and travel thirty seconds to the past.
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I see the red sports car driving again. I just extend one chakra string towards the car's tires and..
Poof!
BOOOM!
The car rolls, killing the driver in impact as the car rolls towards the past me. The past me can't even dodge as immediately caving in his chest and past me chokes on his own blood and… dies… his brown eyes wide open. Humans truly are fragile creatures. Thankfully the whole universe could explode and I would still be okay, well there is the thing that people could go to the past and kill me when I was weaker, but sadly for them, the hundreds of millions of clones in the Naruto world would notice them as soon as someone entered that world.
Welp, now I know who reincarnated me at least… I reincarnated myself…
I grab my pasts fragile soul and revive my body, bringing it back to life and awakening it. Also giving it my past selves memories and creating a small normal soul and keeping the conscience all together.
I then travel back to the future where I see the future me talking with my brother and…
I still have my past soul with me and I open a portal to travel back to the Naruto world.
As I do so, I just walk through the portal and surround myself in darkness, making me appear as just a dark creature made of shadows.
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When I go back to that world, I immediately have my Byakgan active and search for a certain unborn baby… Yami Inuzuka…
And I set my soul upon him. My soul starts travelling towards the body by following the 'light' but immediately dark hands appear from the 2nd Dimension and try to grab him. They are the creatures who can sense an intruder that appears on this world.
Fwosh!
I cut the hands off and looked towards the now live giant fish-like creature with dark like hands all over its body. It tried to grab my previous selves soul. But I didn't allow it…
I immediately entered the 2nd Dimension and looked at all of the creatures in there. A third eye appears on my head and…
<Infinite Kotoamatsukami>
Immediately all of the creatures in here, even Haguromo easily comes under my control. I literally absorbed all of the Otsutsuki, and those things could enter the 2nd Dimension too. Well 2nd Dimension is called Limbo by them… but whatever… I don't care. I am stronger so I can name sh*t as I like now. What are they gonna even do about it? Nothing… because they can't do anything against me. I am not scared of any of them now, I could sh*t down their throats and they could do nothing but swallow.
Anyway, I will have to stay here and protect the past me against anyone, like a time traveler from the future, the shinigamis or something like that. He can deal with the mortals and grow at his own pace while I take care of the godly beings from staring him to shreds immediately.
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Forty two years pass as I just start absorbing the power of all of the beings here in the 2nd Dimension.
I also nail them to the giant fish-like being and write on it.
[Catch me if you can]
A message to my past self, also I leave a minuscule trace of our original world. To help him a little.
Welp, now here I go.
I use all of my abilities to create a crack on the dimension where I am currently.
Also surprisingly immediately as I transferred it changed something, the young baby whose soul was being devoured by the past me, it writhed in pain and kicked the mother in the stomach. So Tsume's father saw that and decided to not have a baby yet… so actually Tsume was born a couple of years later than she was supposed to
Anyway, I now have gained quite a lot of power. I can literally see everything in the Naruto world and know its past ever since its creation, I even know the origin of Chakra.
Anyway, this world now has no more benefits for me. Except my clones which manage the people under the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
Anyway this portal in front of me, is a new ability of mine. I can now enter the 3rd Dimension. Or more correctly known as the multiverse, I also immediately sent countless clones to travel at the infinite Naruto and get rid of all of the time travel devices, they will continue doing this for eternity since the alternate universes are endless.
Thankfully, there is no alternative me running around since I already isolated this Naruto universe, it can't create alternatives at all. So no me coming to kill me or something like that. Anyway, now I can use the 3rd Dimension to travel to other anime or media worlds.
I immediately enter the portal again… I can't tell which world I will travel to, because unlike my own previous world which I had a 'tie' with. I have no connection to any of the worlds.
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As I step through the portal I am in a the outskirts of a universe surrounded with stars and such things. My senses immediately spread all over the universe and I realize where I am… HxH universe… that is cool.
I immediately try to enter it but immediately I felt resistance and… what? This world is resisting me and stopping me from entering it.
I decide to push a little harder and..
BOOOOM!
That universe is destroyed… it used its 'power' to try and resist me...
Ups…
Anyway, I go to an alternate version of this universe of HxH… and this time I don't try to do anything like that and try to actually think of how to enter this universe. I obviously know one way, which is to make my soul 'pure'... it pretty much means that I have to give up all of my power and then I can confuse this world's 'natural system' into thinking that I was created here. Just like I kinda tricked the Naruto World to put in my previous world soul…
Anyway… it seems like I will have to think of something and analyze this.
Better just enter the 4th Dimension, that place is where nothing even exists and at the same time everything exists. It is an imaginary plane created by the thought process of every living being's in the multiverse.
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I go there and after thinking for a couple of decades I come to a conclusion…
I just wave my hand and a giant medieval city is created. I just sit there and smile… I have figured it out… I just rebirth alternate versions of myself into these new worlds. I can then copy their powers after they gain enough power to meet me, I will leave them an opening to this place…
Hmmm… what should I call this place. Oh I know… I will call it The Citadel. Anyway, I am nowhere near Omnipotence and Omnipotence… so my journey will have to continue…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
When I get lonely I will visit my family, I will go to the past or something like that. This is perfect now. I am so happy, I am ecstatic, I can do whatever I want, I can act whatever I want. I can r*pe, kill and everything that I want.
Anyway, I will just have to keep rebirthing alternate versions of me and then I will have to copy their powers. Also I am now strong so I can let them live in this city so it doesn't get too lonely.
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I grab the soul of an alternate version of myself and put him under a genjutsu so he sees some strange scary things. I then throw him towards the HxH world… hope he isn't reborn as a girl… I am new at this so I don't have the precision to make him be reborn as who I want as.
Anyway, now I should get and watch some anime from my world. Go into the future of my world, get the finished one piece and start reading the manga… hmmm… or should I watch the anime… hahahaha….
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THE END….
AUTHOR NOTE:
Damn… this is over now… 🙇♂️ thank you for following me. It's been a ride, I am in college at the end of the first year now and when I started writing this was around when I had the college exams. Damn… time passes so fast.
Anyway, I will probably write another Naruto story again in the future too. But this MC will be during Naruto's generation… and now we know who will reincarnate him. The R.O.B will be Yami.
We also saw how Yami's personality drastically changed as he became so powerful now. He is no longer really cautious, he doesn't need to be, he will be spending his time watching anime and reading manga as the others finish their lives. Also other worlds who consider him as an 'intruder' try to 'fight' him as he tries to enter them, so they then self-destruct.
Also I realized that Tsumes age was wrong during the beginning so now that plot hole is fixed.
Also this is why I didn't write the Epilogue of HxH: A Selfish Wish… because he will meet Yami… that will be another thing that I have had planned for a long time.
Anyway. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. I had difficulty writing the ending because it felt as if I was literally ending an integral part of my life. I have spent so much time thinking about this story and now it feels surreal that I won't have to think about it anymore. HOPE YOU ALSO READ MY OTHER STORIES AND THE ONES THAT I WILL CONTINUE TO WRITE FOR YEARS TO COME.
SEE YA~ on one of my other stories bros…
P.S: I didn't reread the chapter… I couldn't...I don't know. It just felt surreal. So if you see any grammar mistake just write me on the comments or on Discord...
P.P.S: Yep, Yami reincarnated himself... and that dark figure that we saw a couple of chapters ago was the future Yami....
