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In One Piece as aFishman
🕑 Added 2020-09-09 23:37:42 +0000 UTCChapter 22
Title: Attacking During an Opportune Time...
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Jaw's new bounty was 1,300,000,000 ß. It created a ripple in the whole world, he fought Big Mom, and out of the two, she came out injured while Jaw had no reported injuries.
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Big Mom is currently in her ship, she has a bandage all over her torso.
Munch!
Munch!
Gulp!
She is earings a mountain of sweets that is next to her. She has a happy smile on her face, but suddenly she gains an angry expression in her face. "That bastard Jaw!!! He is dead... I will kill him with my own hands."
Suddenly the door to her room opens and Katakuri comes in. When he sees Big Mom, eating, being happy, and angry at the same time. He didn't know how to react to this, none of her children have approached her since the battle against Jaw.
"Big News Morgan has agreed to help us make the news seem smaller. But he said that he still won't cover up the whole story." Explains Katakuri, his face is solemn, expressing no feelings in front of his mother.
Big Mom stops gorging herself on food and turns to look at Katakuri and a malicious smile appears on her face.
"It doesn't matter, I will hunt him down and kill him." Says Big Mom, with absolute confidence in her voice.
Katakuri nods at this. "Ok, then we will need to use our network and see if we can find him. Sadly we didn't capture any person from his Crew, so we don't know where his real base is."
As Katakuri explains this, he sees that Big Mom isn't paying attention to him anymore. She is eating and clenching her teeth. "Jaw, Jaw... I will kill you!!!"
A bead of sweat drops down Katakuri's head as he sees his mother's Conquerors Haki be released, and clouds start gathering on the sky, signifying that a storm will soon appear. This is what Big Mom's wrath creates.
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-Naruto POV- (age 7)
I look at my other siblings who are looking at daddy's new bounty with a lot of zeros. I don't know that big of numbers but I know that the more numbers one has on his bounty the higher it is.
Anyway, I see that my cat is running away. The stupid cat looks at me and she smirks as if mocking me.
"I am gonna wat you one day you stupid cat," I say to the cat as I glare at it. I try to slip out of Kisame's stupidly strong grip. Mikoto -nee says that Kisame -nii gets his strength from being stupid and that the more stupid he is the stronger he gets. And he is very strong... so he is very stupid too, also he doesn't get hurt by anything so he must be double the stupid.
I try to move from his grip but it's annoying, I can't get out of it. Kisame looks at me and says. "Naruto, can you settle down for a second."
"No! That cat is making fun of me." I say while pointing at it.
Kisame just sighs at this. "Dad really needs to get that cat away from your clutches or sooner rather than later you will chew his head off."
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-Jaw's POV-
I returned back to my real base in a couple of days. Technically we lost, but injuring the Yonko is a big deal so we celebrated, Naruto kept bugging me about Kisame not letting him beat his cat... I have decided that I will be spending more time with Naruto from now on.
Anyway, the news of this has reached quite far and wide, but what really interests me... is the weakness of Big Mom. I have found a way to easily defeat her.
A smile appears on my face as I think of a plan. Without her crew, she is pretty vulnerable isn't she... one would even call her weak. I never thought about it until I fought her.
My smile widens as I am eating with my children.
I could have won if the Big Mom Pirates weren't there. She is someone who can be defeated with a good strategy, the Yonko aren't as invincible as they seem. Without their crews, some of them could be defeated easily, especially if I outnumber them with a huge number of high-level combatants.
But at the same time, separating Big Mom from her crew will be very difficult... but not impossible. I just need to wait for the perfect moment.
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Since the day that I came up with the plan, six months passed and now I finally have the perfect opportunity to strike.
We are currently under a fleet of ships. More correctly under the Big Mom pirate's ships.
I look up I spread my observation Haki and smile.
"*AHHHHHH!*" Comes the scream of Big Mom, and the thing that is making her scream like this is her pregnancy. She is currently giving birth, this is the weakest she will ever be.
Immediately I give my signal to the thousands of Fishman. "Kill them all!"
"Wooooo!" They roar enthusiastically thankfully they can't be heard on the outside because we are all underwater, and immediately attack the ships breaching them the hull and sinking them.
Immediately I attack the main ship by myself. I see that as I am about to hit the hull of the hsip, mochi surrounds it. Damn that Katakuri and his future sight, but he still can't stop me from attacking.
Since his Mochi is soaked up underwater, I just easily pierce through it due to it being weakened.
Boom!
The ship starts sinking, I see some card-like and chess-like soldiers who I assume were created by Big Mom's Devil Fruit Ability.
Fwoo!
I just send out a wave of Conqueror's Haki, immediately making them fall unconscious. I just walk forward and suddenly I sense an attack coming from up. So I just dodge to the side.
Boom!
A giant fist of mochi covered in Haki smashes down on where I used to be. I suddenly feel something weird.
I see that Katakuri isn't coming down due to the water. Well, let's see how that works for them.
I crouch down and put my hands in the water. I take a deep breath...
Fwosh!
I move my hands up...
<Exploding Tsunami>
BOOOOM!!!
The water around me explodes, and as if a bomb exploded inside the ship. Completely destroying it.
Immediately my eyes concentrate and my Observation Haki is on full concentration too. Looking to find someone, and I immediately stop and look towards a dark cloud.
I sense Big Mom lying down, this is good enough. I immediately put my hand underwater and...
Fwosh!
<Water Dragon>
A giant dragon made out of water goes towards Big Mom who is lying down in her cloud, Zeus.
A smirk appears on my face. Let's see how you deal with this Big Mom. I look around and see a giant Candy Wall going to protect Big Mom.
<Geppo>
Poof!
I kick off the air and go towards the giant candy wall heading towards Big Mom. I see that I won't be able to stop the wall quickly enough, so I instead clock back my fist and coat it in Haki and... throw a straight punch forward.
<5,000 Brick Fist>
Nothing happens as the candy wall goes in front of Big Mom to protect her from the Water Dragon. But suddenly...
Crack!
Boom!
It is broken... YESSS... the water Dragon goes towards Big Mom and...
Baam!
It hits her head-on...
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AUTHOR NOTE:
Soo... I read the manga with the latest chapter and saw Big Mom being outmaneuvered so easily and I understood something... the Yanko aren't unbeatable. It's just that a Yonko also has its crew that is what makes them deadly, it's not only their physical power but also their influence.🤣👍
