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In One Piece as aFishman
🕑 Added 2020-08-31 11:45:26 +0000 UTCChapter 21
Title: Big Mom vs The Shark Monster...
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<IKOKU SOVEREIGNTY>
<VAGABOND DRILL>
*BOOOOOOOM*
As Big Mom's and Jaw's attack connected together. Jaw immediately understood the difference in power between each of their attacks. Big Mom's is obviously stronger, so he doesn't resist the attack, instead in a split second he decides to use the power behind his attack to change the direction of his attack.
*fwosh!*
He does so and…
*BOOOOM*
The small island behind him is hit, obliterating a part of it. But Jaw didn't even look behind. His eyes resolutely looks at Big Mom, who has a malicious look in her eyes.
Jaw reciprocates it, as a malicious smile appears on his face too, showing his rows of sharp teeth. "Big Mom, you seem to have gotten weaker. I barely even felt that."
This pisses off Big Mom. But while on the outside Jaw is confident, on the inside he can't help but think. 'That fat b*tch almost broke my wrist. Just redirecting her attacks is hard.'
As Jaw thinks of this. Inside his head he is obviously scared. He would be a retard like Luffy to not be scared of someone who is obviously stronger than him, and look where that got Luffy, if the guy wasn't lucky, he would have gotten himself and his crew killed countless times.
But Jaw doesn't let his fear cloud his judgment, his Conqueror's Haki gushes out of his body like a ripple. Knocking out some of Big Mom's troops. He can't allow fear to develop in his heart, or he would lose his lifespan without even putting a fight against Big Mom.
"So wanna fight me one on one?" Says Jaw, trying to hoat Big Mom to fight him one on one. He knows that her army will absolutely destroy his army. Even if they have the home advantage due to fighting on the sea.
Big Mom frowns at this and Zeus, the dark cloud flies above her and..
*fwosh*
She jumps on the coloud who starts crackling with lightning...
*bzzt*
Jaw's eyes widen as he immediately uses Geppo, as he is mid air to dodge sideways as a giant lightning bolt tries to hit him. Big Mom just looks at this as her smile widens. "You are too weak little fish, pirates have nor rules when they fight."
Jaw smirks at this. "True…"
As he says that, he sees that the furthest away ships of Big Mom's fleet starts sinking. The fishmen have already started attacking the outskirts.
*pow*
But suddenly, Jaw winces as he feels something hit him on his leg, stopping him from performing Geppo so he starts falling towards the water. He notices that it is just a bean thrown with extreme power. He looks towards the direction where he saw the assailant… he sees Katakuri's gaze locking into his own.
'It seems like I can't really win this battle… but it doesn't matter. I know I can't win anyway. I am just going to use them for training.' Jaw then uses a one legged Geppo. Though that is hard for a normal six power user, his raw strength allows him to easily pull off something like this.
He goes after Big Mom again, a katana is thrown towards Jaw from under water and he catches it. He then gets close to Big Mom who just swings her sword toward him.
Jaw uses his katana coating it with advanced Armament Haki…
*clank!*
As the sword clash, Big Mom uses all of her power but Jaw doesn't use raw power, he goes for technique, as he uses Geppo to maneuver himself midair out of the clash, loosening his grip on his katana, as not to clash with Big Mom on raw power. But as soon as Big Mom finished her full swing, Jax sees an opening.
He also senses some bean bullets coming towards him. He knows that they were thrown from Katakuri, most likely because he saw what would happen next.
*fwosh*
In a fluid and fast motion motion, Jaw swings his katana towards Big Mom's midsection.
<Water Surface Slash>
Water appears behind his katana, pushing it and giving it more power, and the blade elegantly sinks into the flesh of a Yonko... with Jaw using the advanced level of Ryu Armament Haki to create a giant gash on Big Mom's torso. Shocking everyone… Jaw immediately decides to go for Big Mom's head but …
Scorching hot flames suddenly surround her and almost burn Jaw, but he lets himself fall into water, avoiding such an injury. As soon as he distanced himself from Big Mom, Jaw is shot with thousands of canons aiming at him. But he just goes deeper and deeper underwater. He wants to learn Observation Haki to the level where he can see the future but he isn't dumb enough to fight again for today. He has an injured leg and thousands of canons aimed toward him. He will be killed by the canons before he even reaches Big Mom.
'I do not have anyway to come out completely unharmed after dozens of canon shots.' Thinks Jaw as he pulls out a Den Den Mushi snail out of pocket and says. "Retreat."
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One day later on Raijin Island where Jaw's real main base is.
In the backyard of Jaw's Castle, Kakshi is sparring against Kisame, the latter punching towards Kakashi with a fist that cuts through the air at lightning speeds. But Kakashi manoveres out of the punches by predicting them easily due to Kisame's very forward personality.
But suddenly Kisame's speed increases as he tries to hit Kakashi. And as Kakashi dodges Kisame can't help but whine. "Kakashi, if I can't use my sword or fishman karate while you can use your everything if not fair."
Kakashi frowns at this. "Yeah, but if you used all of your power you would definitely beat me in seconds. Take this as training too, what if you were in a desert without your sword."
"I would never go and do something stupid like that." Says Kisame, as if telling the obvious.
Suddenly they hear a stop and stop fighting. They frown as they are familiar with that scream, it was Mikoto's scream.
*fwosh*
Both Kakashi and Kisame go towards it. Worried about her and assumed the worst, their faces were cold.
'I will kill anyone who dares to touch my family.' Thought Kakashi and Kisame at the same time. Their faces both cold and their eyes promised untold pain to anyone who hurt Mikoto.
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But when they arrive and see Mikoto just smiling around with all of her siblings. They were all looking at a newspaper… well except Naruto who is looking at his cat and drooling.
Kakashi and Kisame relax at this, Kakashi even seems a little annoyed at this. "What the hell are you guys screaming about?"
Kisame on the other hand notices that Naruto is about to bite down on the tail of his own sleeping cat.
"Oi! Oi! Don't eat that Naruto, you can go and eat in the kitchens." Kisame just picks up Naruto and stops him from biting his own cat. Then he puts him in a piggy back and goes to see the newspaper that has even Kakashi shocked.
But his eyes widen in shock too as he sees the front page.
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THE NEW EMPEROR OF THE SEA?
The shocking battle between Big Mom and The Monster Shark has had a surprising outcome.
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Then they see their father's new bounty…
1,300,000,000 ß
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AUTHOR NOTE:
The Yonko aren't as undefeated as they seem. I mean in the Manga Kaido is injured by the 12 scabbards, so it's logical that Big Mom can be injured by Jaw who can also use the advanced form of Haki.
Also the news wasn't fake and inflated like when it said Luffy won, when we know what happened. Jaw is not like that, he injured a Yonko and he ran away, so this is his bounty. Luffy's actions were inflated by Big News Morgan, making it seem like Luffy won against Big Mom.
