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DxD Crawing To The TOP
🕑 Added 2020-10-07 18:39:45 +0000 UTCChapter 14
Title: Haruto… The Guy With The Deals...
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-General POV-
As Rias says that we will go there immediately, she also says. “You don’t have to worry. We will take you a reasonable leave from school. Sona can work something like that easily.”
Haroto shrugs his shoulders at that, and he takes a balloon from his pocket and blows into it. Then the balloon takes form into another Haruto, but he doesn’t move. Rias looks at this strangely.
Haruto on the other hand has a smile on his face, and he presents to them by saying. “This here will be the next product that will be sold in the abyss auction. A clone copy of yourself, though weak it can do such menial tasks like going to school cook and many other mundane tasks.”
What he didn’t say was the personal mana that will be sent to abyss action, and that it can always be used to track you. That is a business secret, and no one can say it out loud… well except Haruto since he owns 99% of the Abyss Auction and since he is its founder too. But he won’t say that out loud and neither will he say that his business steals the user’s data.
Issei immediately gets a perverted idea and asks. “Wait! So can you… hehehehe…”
Haruto looks at Issei. “Yes we sell things like that too, but you will have to pay quite a lot to buy a sentient sex doll.”
Of course, he again didn’t say that the dolls also send recordings of such things to the Abyss Auction. It can be used for a lot of blackmail and also sold to other VIP costumers that will have to pay a leg and arm for the information.
Haruto then explained that he can enter through the website, he just has to register his information and can even use his email address for it.
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After half an hour of Rias taking care of some things with Sona, and Haruto explaining some things about the Abyss Auction and that you can buy almost everything in there. Even branches of the world tree, of course by then the price was no longer money, but one can buy a branch of the world tree for a philosopher stone or a Longinus sacred gear that has been ripped away from the user.
Issei looks at this and says scared. “Oy! You sell sacred gears too?!?!?!”
Haruto shrugs at that. “Well of course we do, but if you want another one, then sorry but no. They are hard to find… but if you have someone who has one we can rip their sacred gears out for a small fee.”
“Ahhh! That sounds sketchy as hell. What kind of business are you even running here?” Asks Issei with an even more scared look on his face as he sees Haruto look at him like lamb and chuckle weirdly.
But Akeno brings some tea over and says. “C’mon now Haru -kun, don’t tease Issei so much. Even trading normal sacred gears is done with the connections you have with the three factions.”
She then looks at Issei with a gentle smile as she starts explaining.
“Abyss Auction takes the criminals that have done horrendous crimes and then he takes away the sacred gears and either gives it back to the faction for a small fee or he pays the certain faction with items worth about the same value. Last time a Longinus Sacred Gear appeared this guy...” Says Akeno while pointing at Haruto. “He asked God to get a look in his God System… it’s unknown how the deal went, but the Abyss Auction Magic System which can only be used by staff members resembles a lot of Heaven’s System for blessings.”
As Akeno says that Asia looks at Haruto with stars in her eyes. “Did you truly meet God Haruto -kun?”
“Hm?” Harito looks at Asia and just answers her by saying. “No, not really, I just met up Michael. They refused my deal of me having a part of Heaven’s System for Telos Karma, I only asked for like 1%. But though the deal flunked, I did get a look at the system and though I didn’t pay with a Longinus sacred gear, I did pay with another strong sacred gear that would definitely help heaven.”
Still, Asia has a starry look in her eyes as she looked at Haruto. Issei immediately notices that and grabs her by her shoulders while saying. “Noooo!!!! Asia, not you too, don’t fall for that guy. I won’t let you get stolen by him!”
As he shakes her around Asia gets blush on her face, and doesn’t look Issei in the eyes. Issei immediately misunderstands this and thinks that she is blushing at Haruto when in reality she is just embarrassed by the way Issei said that and she already likes someone else which is not Haruto.
No one in the room noticed that even though Haruto claimed to have had a look at Heaven’s System, he never said that he met God. Which is something that would be extremely strange.
Akeno on the other hand had a strange look in her eyes as she thought that is him truly asking for a part of God’s System, then… she looks at Haruto and asks. “If you asking for Biblical God’s System is true, then is it also true that you stole from Olympus-”
Akeno is interrupted as Rias comes in and says. “Well, I just took care of everything. Now the Occult Research Club is going on a school research trip.”
Rias has a smile on her face as she says. “C’mon now everyone, I have everything prepared already, so let’s go.”
She suddenly remembers that Haruto is not part of her peerage, and looks at him with a strange look on her face. “Uhhh… can you use the Abyss Auction App to teleport to us just like you use for your products?”
‘Yes obviously.’ Thinks Haruto, but he doesn’t say that instead he just says. “Well no, but don’t worry about it.”
Rias nods at this and teleports away with the rest of her peerage, Haroto just yawns a little as they do so and he then takes out a flier. It has the gremory crest on it, this is the flier used to summon a devil, and you can ask for their services.
But due to Haruto’s expertise in magic, he can create a loophole and actually summon himself to the devil or even forcefully summon them. Obviously, he has said none of this to the devil faction, maybe he would do so one Ajuka agreed to let him study the peerage chess pieces and how they work.
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As Rias and her peerage are teleported to the bottom of the mountain in which their cabin lies. Akeno looks around and says. “Well, he is not here before us so that is great.”
Suddenly a dark magic circle with an eye in the middle of the circle and strange symbols surrounding it. This is the Abyss Auction Magic Circle, so they can already guess who the person who teleported was.
“Well hello there again Rias, Akeno, Koneko, and Asia.” Greets Haruto, blatantly and obviously not mentioning the guys Kiba and Issei. “Ready for training?”
Rias smiles and points at two big bags, and one giant backpack. Kiba goes to grab one of the medium-sized backpacks, and he hands Issei the other. “Here you go.”
Issei looks at Kiba’s friendly face and snorts in annoyance. “Tch… your pretty face just pisses me off.”
Kiba just laughs at that amusingly.
Koneko goes to grab the giant one but Haruto goes there first and easily picks it up with one hand. Rias and Akeno look at him a little surprised. After all, it is public knowledge that Haruto as the Leader of Abyss Auction is a human and the limit on strength between a human and devil is pretty clear. Haruto also doesn’t seem like a buff person with muscles at all too.
He sees the looks that the girls are giving him… so he immediately drops the backpack on the ground and with an unconvincing face he says. “Oh… wow that is way too heavy for me.”
The girls just narrow their eyes at him totally unconvinced, even the innocent Asia doesn’t seem convinced by Haruto’s lame lie.
