A Joke
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DxD Crawling To The TOP
🕑 Added 2020-10-05 20:14:06 +0000 UTCChapter 13
Title: Flirting...
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Riser then leaves after Rias accepts the terms for the Rating Game.
The first one to ask me a question is Issei. "Wait!! So you were some type of cool character hidden in the shadows… WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER TELL ME THAT."
I just take a sip of my tea… man… Akeno really is skilled at making tea.
I just give Issei a side glance. Hmmm… well, it doesn’t matter. I just look at Rias and Akeno. “Rias, you can join Abyss Auction whenever you want. If you do so, you can easily get out of the marriage.”
As I say that I can sense Grayfia’s demonic power raises up at that and her eyes shine as she looks at me. “Existence Eater… I don’t think that ding that will be such a good idea… the Satans will definitely decide to act if you pull such a move as stealing a High-Class Devil.”
Even as I see that the ORC club looks nervously at this, I just have a casual smile on my face. I and the Devils have a working relationship and even the Satans are okay with me… generally. They are just cautious to not end up like the Olympian Faction. Well, I can’t blame them, but at the same time even if Rias decided to join the Abyss Auction they will simply approve a marriage between her and me. They can’t exactly just throw me under the bus and attack me or something like that.
I just smile at Garyfia with an amused look on my face. “C’mon now maid -chan. I am simply offering and nothing more. We can just destroy the Phenex house if they decide to say anything. I will even put up the healing potions for the devil faction at a discount. They would be way more effective than some Phenex Tears.”
The ORC club is surprised as I say that, especially Rias as she knows the significance of this.
Garyfia looks at me with a harsh look on her eyes, she doesn’t want me to talk about such things in front of the others. I just have an amused look on my face, her demonic energy not bothering me. At people in our level doing theatrics is unneeded, she is just doing it for the other people looking at us to understand the significance of what I said and that it’s ‘treasonous’.
In the end, I just shrug my shoulders. “Well, it doesn’t matter anyway. I plan to give Rias the tools to win this exchange.”
Garyfia’s demonic energy finally settles down, but truly though she is quite strong. Honestly, the difference between her and Serafall isn’t that big. Serafall is obviously stronger but not by that much.
“What is the payment that you will want then?” Asks Grayfia, she knows that I am not the type of person to do a deal out the goddess of my heart. And she is exactly right, I just look Rias, and Grayfia gains a threatening look on her eyes again.
“Hahahahaha…” I burst out laughing. I can’t help it, even Grayfia knows that Rias is an easy mode game, to get her... and someone like can have her in the palm of my hand within a day. “I am doing this for a friend.”
Issei looks at me surprised and grateful look in his eyes. Not for you dipsh*t. I glance at Rias and Akeno. “I would like to think of you as a friend.”
Rias immediately blushes at this, truly easy game to get. Grayfia can clearly see what I am doing but doesn’t say anything. Even she knows that I am smarter than to woo the sister of the devil (literally). It would ruin the relationship I have with the other factions if I do something like that. She also knows that I have had prettier than Rias.
“I see…” Says Grayfia, as the red Gremory House magic circle appears below her. “Then I will be going… also only two items are allowed in the rating game.”
She looks at me as she says that. She also knows that I like to bend the rules and find loopholes in them. But she looks at me with a look that said I shouldn’t play around with the rules this time. And as a good maid she goes back to her master, she doesn’t know what to do with me... so she has to talk with Sirzechs about this.
As she teleports away from here, I still have a smirk on my face. Issei is confused with what is happening, well everyone in the ORC is in the dark about what happened between me and Grayfia right now. Still, I just look at Rias and tell her. “I will help you with your peerage’s training.”
She doesn’t know what to say, she… well everyone in the ORC club just got a big shock due to my identity being revealed. Abyss auction is kinda like the Amazon of the underworld. If you aren’t buying from it then you are probably getting ripped off. A lot of the people know about me about not my real identity, I mean not even most Ultimate Class Devils know about my real identity whereas 100% of the devil race know about me… except maybe the babies who don’t understand anything.
Ria blushes a little as I say that and in the end, Akeno sees this and says. “Ara~ Ara~ It seems like you made Rias’ hart flutter Haruto -kun… you must take responsibility.”
I smirk as she says that. “Don’t worry I will…”
“W -What?!?!?!” Asks Rias confused. “W -What do you mean by that!?!?”
I just blush when she says that, it’s just an illusion, but the thought of it doesn’t matter. “Well, how should I say this… Rias…”
Immediately Issei looks like his life was drained out of his body, Asia has a blush on her face as she sees the scene in front of her. Rias also has a shocked look on her face, she thinks that I am just about to confess.
“Rias… I… will help train your peerage.” I say that as a smirk takes place on my face. She has a dull look on her eyes as I say that. Akeno just chuckles at this, Issei seems revitalized when I say that.
“AH! YOU BASTARD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA STEAL BUCHOUS’ VIRGINITY.” Yells Issei as he shakes me by grabbing my collar.
I just smile snidely at him in an annoying way and shrug my shoulders say. “Well I am not gonna take her virginity by just looking at her… so… Rias, wanna do it?”
“W -Wha!?!?!” Says Rias confused again. She isn’t used to someone using her own poison against her. She is used to guys drooling just at the sight of her, and doing anything she says as long as she uses her body in suggestive manners.
I just look at her confusedly. “When are we gonna do... the training for your peerage.”
As I say that Rias finally catches what is going on here. So she calms herself down and takes a deep breath before calmly saying. “Okay, we will go immediately.”
Ah, she just became less fun now. Teasing her was quite amusing, but now that she is calm and can think straight she won't get so flustered again.
Issei looks at this confused by what is going on. Well, I guess a guy like him wouldn’t know anything about teasing and flirting. Welp, time to start setting sone foundations…
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AUTHOR NOTE:
Welp, here it is, just had to try and figure out the timeline for this story again. DxD doesn't exactly have a set timeline, and to someone like me who doesn't like to have events even one hour out of place… well… ya know…
P.S: Hope ya like it...
