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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish
🕑 Added 2020-06-29 18:46:34 +0000 UTCChapter 29
Title: Versatile Hatsu...
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While gathered here with all of them. I just looked towards Hisoka and smiled. "That is quite the creepy smile that you have, Clown -kun."
Hisoka doesn't answer, he just gets up and is about to walk towards me, but Phinks immediately just says. "Hisoka don't… or you will get us all killed."
Hisoka's eyes widened at this and he looked towards Chrollo and the others to confirm this. Chrollo just opened a book to read, after that he confirmed. "Phinks is right Hisoka, you would get all of us killed."
Hisoka wasn't dumb enough to not listen the their advice… so he went back and sat down on his place.
Interesting… so even he has common sense. I honestly thought that he would have a 6th sense and be able to tell the difference in power between us.
Then I just shrugged and went to sit down on one corner. I pulled out a game console and started playing an old style RPG… I love those games. There is a reason my Hatsu is so effective, Nen is a representation of themselves… and my power represents my love for power and games.
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Next day I just woke up. I had fallen asleep while playing video games. I went toward Yorknew city and looked around for anything interesting. I like interesting things… I also really should go and look at any new games around and keep them around to spend time. I mean until the Chimera Ants come around, everything else will be relatively boorish. Well not borish but more like, there will literally be nothing that can even give me a decent fight.
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I decided to take a coffee as I saw Nobunaga and Machi sitting like they are on a date. But they were really trying to find out who is following them. Which is Gon and Killua, they are hiding in a building a block away while using Zetsu to hide their Nen.
I just take a sip of the coffee… damn this tastes pretty good. With the sun shining on me and the cute waitress looking at me… hey who knows maybe I will get a date tonight. While I am thinking that, I sense Gon and Killua just got found out… hmmm… go on a (possible) date or have fun enjoying the canon timeline and look at the arm wrestling match between Nobunaga and Gon…
Hmmm… well the girl probably won't fu*k me on the first date, but maybe she will give me a BJ… yeah I guess I will have to go with looking at the cool match between Gon and Nobunaga.
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So I went and watched the arm wrestling. Obviously hiding from all of the other troop members. Even Machi can't sense me… I obviously let her sense the previous time. If I couldn't even trick a simple instinct then that would be pretty lame of me…
But as expected Gon lost and when he beat Nobunaga in that one match and said that if they cared about each other why can't the Phantom Troupe spare some of those tears for the innocents that they killed. Obviously Feitan got angry and was about to break Gon's arm but Nobunaga took a liking to Gon since he was straight forward like Uvogin. But before Nobunaga could say anything...
I walked forward from the shadows that I was hiding. My shoes tapping on the ground and making noise as I just smiled and clapped.
*clap* *clap*
I looked towards Gon and my smile widened. "Truly marvellous little kid… if you train constantly for around three decades, you might be someone worth fighting against."
Gon just looked at me. "Who are you, glasses guy."
I just smiled, I still wear the glasses even though I don't need them anymore. My glasses reflect the moonlight as I mysteriously said. "Well now… that would be wrong… to give my name away like that… maybe one day when you are strong enough. I will tell you where Ging is… Gon -kun. Hehehehehe."
*fwosh*
And I disappeared in front of their eyes… at least from their point of view… from my point of view I just casually joged towards the city. Honestly… this was boring… maybe I really should have asked that cute waitress on a date.
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Hmmm… maybe I should go to that place, Greed Island. Obviously going through the regular channels would be boring… so I am going to find where Greed Island is on the real world.
I just sigh a little and summon my tablet. There are a lot of new apps on it, the screen is full of them. Then I tapped the app called [Compass] app. And a compass appeared on the screen of the tablet. The compass was pointing East… well then that is where Greed Island should be… though it doesn't show the distance so that is a bummer. But my Hatsu is already beyond amazing, it can locate any person or place as long as I know it's name and what I am looking for.
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Four days later… and here I am swimming in the middle of the ocean while looking at the slight house of an Island. I start swimming towards the Island…
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When I reach it I can feel a Nen signal trying to locate me… but I just completely 'silence' my Nen. And walk on the shore, soon I see a person with a ring… so that is a player then…
*fwosh*
Before he even noticed me I easily decapitated him, cut off his finger and took his ring and put it on my finger. After that I simply said. "Book."
And a book appeared in front of me… hmmm… I summon my tablet and pull out a charger at the same time. I put the tablet on charging and with the other side of the cable I touch the ring… and I tap on the app called [Hacking]...
On the screen of the tablet appeared different codes and different things… I just narrowed my eyes and quickly tapped on the screen… then suddenly a notification appeared on the screen…
[HACKING SUCCESSFUL]
I couldn't help but smile at this… now I can fill this book with any card and can take them from here…
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A/N: As we can see the MC's Hatsu is VERY versatile…
P.S: This MC is quite playful and likes to mess around...
