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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari
🕑 Added 2020-06-03 12:03:20 +0000 UTCChapter 13
Title: Becoming Class President
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In the end, we couldn’t decide at all. Aizawa told us to choose someone before the end of the day or everyone gets detention. He doesn’t want to waste time. Which is what we were doing.
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And, now it’s lunchtime.
Then while serving us lunch the Hero Lunch Rush happily exclaims.“Please, enjoy your lunch.”
I just looked at him with a smile. “I will. Thank you for preparing the meal.”
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Then as our friend's group currently consists of Mina, Kirishima, Momo, Jirou and me.
Mina just looked around and said. “Wow, it’s still surprising that there are so many people.”
We find an empty table and sit down.
I answer her by saying. “Well, yeah. All four courses have lunch at the same period. I find it surprising that there are still empty seats.”
“Still, we have to decide who’s going to be our class rep. I still think that democracy, where we can vote for ourselves is the way to go about it.” Kirishima brings back to the topic.
“Still I find it a bit stupid to have an option to vote of yourself.” I say as I put a big spoon of rice in my mouth.
Momo just sighs as she also starts eating. Jirou decided to say. "But still we don't-"
Ad Jirou was about to finish her sentence… the alarm rang...
"[There has been a Level 3 security breach. All students please evacuate outdoors promptly.]" Said a mechanical voice. Probably a type of computer system.
As soon as I heard this even though I knew what was happening I used my lighting Quirk to speed up my thought process. Everything becomes slower as I think up different ways that I should handle this or if my already set up plan has any flaws in it.
After I finish making some adjustments to my original plan since some of the circumstances are a little different. I stop using the lighting to speed up my thoughts.
Then I notice that when people try to leave the cafeteria, they keep shoving and pushing each other.
Crying and shouting. It only gets more and more intense as people are driven forwards like mindless sheep without a
without a shepherd…
Since I’m pretty tall because of my training. I just jump a little and manage to look to the windows to our left and see Aizawa-sensei and present Mic stopping a bunch of reporters.
When I see this I widen my hands and… CLAP.
*Booom*
When I did so instead of the normal clap, it was heard as if it was the sound out of a bullet.
That sound drowned out any cry or shout. It stopped everyone in their tracks and made them turn to the source of the sound… me…
Well, then time to show these sheep who is their shepherd. "Will you all just stop for a moment and think. You’re running like a bunch of sheep trampling whoever falls to the ground with no regard for their safety. If you look out the window, you’ll see it’s just a bunch of people from the press that somehow got in. So take it slow, help those who fell and see if they need any medical attention... if so then bring them to the nurse's office. Think before you act."
I notice some people not being satisfied with what I said and some were even insulted. Well, I know how to handle beta people like them. "You’re people who got into U.A.... you are smart, so use that intellect."
A way to calm down stupid people is to compliment them and call them smart after an insult. They will concentrate on what they like and want to hear… me calling them smart. So like sheep, they calm down and start walking normally and helping some who fell. Finally, the situation has calmed down… damn… I should have gone to a school for economics… and become a sketchy stockbroker to rip people off of their money with my sweet talk.
Then we heard the police sirens and the whole situation was over. Only I knew that someone had sneaked in here and stolen the class timetable… tomorrow… will be the day.
Then the student crowd dispersed and each went to their classrooms. As we are doing so I just look at my hand and clench it into a fist…
Tomorrow I will be able to truly go at 100% power. I have never done that. I will finally see how far I have come… and how far I will need to go. I want to SEE for myself the distance between myself and All Might. I will prove to myself that the countless hours of research, training, and coming up with new ideas wasn't a waste of time.
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Anyway, Aizawa comes into the classroom with his usual dead look in his eyes. "So have you decided on who and how you will choose your class rep?" He asks us.
I just looked at him with a serious face and said. "I suppose democracy is the way to go."
Most people in the end agreed. Then the voting started.
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When the results come in…. Even I am a little surprised by them
Midoriya Izuku: 1
Yaoyorozu Momo: 2
Kaminari Denki: 17
Ok… so I did better than I thought… way better actually. I mean I always naturally show the confidence of a leader, which sometimes I don't have but I act as I do. So pretty much like every leader, act like you know what you are doing and create the illusion of competence.
I voted for Momo so I assume that she voted for me. I bet that Mineta also voted for Momo, and Ochako voted for Izuku. All of the others all voted for me. Well, I guess that could work too.
I just got up from my desk, turned towards the rest of the class, and bowed. "Thank you all for your confidence and trust in me. I will only abuse the power that was given to me for small and petty things."
They seem a little surprised at what I said but I just continue saying. "But don't worry I am a friendly fascist, I will be a tyrant that you should trust. And you should let me… run your life because I do know what is best for you."
When I finish saying that the class catches on that I was making a joke so they just snicker a little. Even I laughed at the end… I look at Aizawa, he has the lower part of his face covered but I saw that his mouth twitches slightly in the form of a smile, so even he laughed a little.
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The next day comes… I am so nervous… I had to use acupuncture to force myself to sleep last night at all.
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As usual, I arrived at the classroom and acted completely normal, socializing and all that. But in the back of my mind, I was nervous as hell.
When Aizawa came in he saw us talking amongst ourselves and then he grumbled from his sleeping bag. "You’re too loud, quiet down. You have only a few minutes before we have to leave for the hero basic training. So get into your costumes…or don’t since some of them might limit your abilities for this specific type of training."
So the time has come then…
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A/N: As expressed by his thought process the MC is very nervous and scared. Even though he acts so sure of everything there are things that he is unsure of. For all, he knows they might all die today that is why he seems so nervous even if in his outside appearance he doesn't express it.
P.S: Next time is the USJ attack.
