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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari
🕑 Added 2020-05-26 12:20:03 +0000 UTCChapter 11
Title: Preparation...
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As soon as I heard Mina ask me out on a date I used my lighting powers on my brain to make it run faster. I needed to think of the perfect response. My brain calculating outcomes at lighting speed, this is a bad location and if I either say yes or no, it will fu*k me up to my plans. Mina isn't necessarily bad, she just isn't good enough.
I currently have my eyes on Momo Yaoyorozu, she is beautiful, smart has a good personality, and is rich. Mina is beautiful, but she is only my second choice... actually she is my third choice. And since this is a civilized world, harems don't exist and instead of trying to choose two, you would end up with none.
Even if someone had a harem in a civilized world they would cheat on him. After all, no matter what they would still feel insecure and want to go into another man's arms who appreciates them more and doesn't treat her like a spare sock.
Anyway, I have already decided that Momo Yaoyorozu is the person I am going to spend the rest of my life with. And I am not arrogant or insecure enough that I need a harem in my life to feel important.
I have had s*x countless times in my first life and I even had a reputation as a little bit of a playboy. In this life, I don't need a scummy reputation like that. After all, people look at you a certain way when someone has a reputation like that.
Plus Momo is pretty enough for me to enjoy spending the rest of my life with. Even if I never get around to truly loving her. Her physical appearance would still be enough and her personality isn't that bad either. True love is something eternal if Momo burned her face off, would I still love her with her ugly appearance? The answer is no.
Then I think a little more about the answer and that is when I decide to stop my fast thinking. As soon as I do so. I just smile at her and say. "Yeah, that would be fun. Since we are like a whole new group of friends spending time together would be nice."
Better act completely oblivious. I hope that she doesn't push more or that would ruin our friendship. Also again, a very sh*tty move to ask me out in front of the others.
Mina just gets a blush though it is hard to notice because of her pink skin. She just started fidgeting a little and then she said in an embarrassed voice. "Y -Yeah… that was what I was thinking too."
I just keep 'obviously' smiling. Then I continue saying. "Then we should all choose a day to go out. Probably on a weekend since otherwise we would be too busy… then we could go to get some burgers, karaoke."
The smile on my face widens and I continue. "Then… we improvise."
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Then after that, the conversation goes back to normal. Jirou goes in a different direction and Momo goes towards another to wait for Eliza to come and pick her up. Probably some maid with a limo.
Then Mina, Kirishima, and I just walk together and go towards the subway station. We all go in.
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Then when we arrive there Mina goes towards her own house and it is only me and Kirishima left. Then Kirishima said. "You know what she meant, right?"
I just look at him sideways. "Yeah, I do… it's just that I am not ready for something like that yet. I have known her since childhood, I see her as a friend and nothing more. I also don't want to ruin the friendship that I have right now."
He just sighs at that and says. "I never thought that being popular was that difficult."
I just smile while smugly saying. "You have no idea."
"C'mon now, no need to be a douche about it." Complains Kirishima, a small smirk on his face.
"By the way let's talk about you? Which girl do you think is the hottest in our class?"
He just seemed embarrassed a little but soon he started talking.
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Then tomorrow as I get ready to go to school I prepare my heart for what will soon be my hardest challenge. The USJ, if my memory serves me correctly… that means that tomorrow will be the day of the USJ attack. I can't lie to myself and say that I am not scared. I am scared and my body shakes just at the thought of it. But that will also be my chance to fight at 100%.
I look at my hand and clench it into a fist.
I have been training my quirk for over a decade. Endless hours of training have led me to become someone untouchable in my age group. Even though that is so. I have never fought at 100%, I want to see how long the distance between me and the strongest people in this world is.
I can't hide forever, I can't halfa*s my way through this. I will need to try my best, I need to get new ideas on how to use my Quirk. I had a lot of ideas from my first life on how to use electricity and with the research, I was able to bring the ideas into reality. I was able to bring out the full potential of my Quirk. Now I need to BEYOND its previous potential.
Anyway better get ready for school, after the future perfect existence can't be late at going to school.
I joke a little to myself.
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When I arrive at the school gate I see that some journalists have surrounded the front gate asking for interviews and such.
Well, then I guess I better pun on my game face.
I just walk forward towards the gate and as soon as the journalists see me they swarm me. The first to speak is a female reporter. "Are you in a class that All Might teaches? Can you tell me something about him? Is he a good teacher?"
Then as soon as she says that I am swarmed by questions. As soon as I see this I just smile at them and say. "I can answer but can you guys be quiet."
Even though my voice wasn't loud they all heard it. And as if it has some strange charisma on it they quiet down.
Then I continue saying. "Even though he is new at this he is a pretty good teacher."
Then I chuckled a little and said. "Though it was weird seeing him with a hero costume on his first day at teaching. He even entered the door like a hero. I must say that it was quite a fun class that we had with him. You could also say that it could compare to the first class we had with the homeroom teacher."
Then I look at the clock and say. "Oh my…"
Then I start walking towards the gate and waving at the reporters while saying. "I am sorry but that is all the time I have. I wouldn't want to be late for class after all U.A is the best and requires the best out of their teachers and students too."
Then I just go inside.
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AUTHOR NOTE:
Wow this MC sure seems… normal compared to the others. He even seems a little nice… but is he as good as he seems. If you read it carefully you will see that I gave a little hint at his strangeness to him. How he sometimes goes from calculatingly cold, to genuinely nice in the next moment.
