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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish
🕑 Added 2020-08-15 23:07:10 +0000 UTCChapter 50
Title: Gon meets Ging and a wild Jax appears..
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Hisoka just looks at Jax. He can feel his blood boil, his instincts screaming at him.
'Ahhh… he is even stronger now.' Thinks Hisoka as he looks at Jax. I can't sense anything but his power is terrifying.
Hisola looks around. 'No one else notices… not even I can. But my instincts are screaming.'
"Right Hisoka?" Says Jax.
Hisoka finally comes out of his stupor. He notices that Jax just asked him if he is causing trouble or something. He wasn't really concentrating on what was being said.
Hisoka just gets up and shrugs. "Well I wasn't really bothering anyone."
He just looks at Jax, and a smile appears on Hisoka's face.
"Wanna fight." Asks Hisoka, as he looks at Jax's nonchalant eyes.
Jax just scratches the back of his head. "Hmmmm… sure I guess. Just gotta make it fast then."
Hisoka smiles and goes to grab a card but...
*fwosh*
His eyes widen as he feels someone softly gripping the back of his neck.
'W -What…' Thinks Hisoka, as he sees that Jax is no longer in front of him. His body is filled in cold sweat, like a prey afraid of the predator.
He couldn't even take out a card and was defeated… Hisoka just sighs at this and puts his hands up. "I give up."
Hisoka, even though he lost he has a smile on his face. 'So… it seems like I am not that strong.'
His rubber like Nen naturally acted to this, flowing out of his body and…
*fwosh*
Flying towards Yami… but he is no longer behind him. Hisoka feels a voice behind him say. "Welp, that is that then. See ya later Hisoka. I am just gonna vote now." *yawn*
Hisoka looks at this with a complicated look on his face. 'He doesn't even see me as a threat at all. Well… he did give me a new perspective.'
But Hisoka and Jax aren't the only people in the room. The zodiacs are also surprised at how strong Jax really is. Obviously as a three star hunter, he truly has to be strong, but this strength…
'He is the strongest hunter on here.' Think all of the hunters inside the voting room.
Jax just walks casually towards the voting box and puts in the paper with the name Cheadle Yorkshire.
Hisoka then just starts walking towards the exit upstairs…
*clack* *clack*
But that is when he hears a puppet like clacking sound. He looks at where the sound is coming and out and Illumi in his disguise comes out.
'95…' Calculates Hisoka, but even this good number… it still makes Illumi seem too boring when compared to Jax.
….
As Jax voted, Mikasa walks past him and votes too. Hisoka also gives Mikasa a side glance while he is talking with Illumi. He is a little shocked at her change and she can feel that she is extremely dangerous compared to before, where she used to be only about his level. And he was confident in defeating her…
He looks at Jax again. 'Is he the one who made her like this.'
….
Another two days pass, and the gathering of all of the hunters is held. Pariston wins with the votes. But Jax doesn't seem interested in this at all, as he just looks at Ging, trying to determine how much raw power he has.
'Way weaker than me.' That is the conclusion that Jax comes up with. How much weaker than him… well no one wonders to know how much weaker in raw power a bug is. But people are still careful if it is poisonous. That is why Jax analyses and wonders how many Hatsu's Ging has that might make him a threat. After all, a Nen battle isn't just raw power… he knows that the best, especially with how he defeated Meruem. But he still can't use Perfect Plan in another month.
That is when suddenly everyone in the room stops for a second. Everyone but Jax that is, as he just frowns a little.
'As expected… some things are still dangerous to me. Nanika… that thing is really dangerous.' Thinks Jax, already knowing that this is the result of Nanika healing Gon.
….
After some time…
*bang*
The doors of the room of the hall opened, all of the hunters turn around to look at the perpetrator. It is Gon… with tears on his eyes. When Leorio sees this he just immediately jumps off the stage screaming. "GOOOON."
They have their tearful greeting and that is when Gon looks at his father and calls out. "Ging."
Immediately Ging cringes at this. He seems uncomfortable at it and that is when Jax smiles a little and says. "C'mon now Ging, is your Hatsu being a deadbeat dad or something."
There is a second of silence as… then everyone started laughing.
"Hahahaha Ging, maybe the condition is not to see your son. Maybe that is why you are so strong."
"Hahahaha Ging what is your Hatsu called, being a sh*tty dad?"
"No wonder he is a zodiac… the sh*tty Dad Hunter. Hahahaha."
Ging seems annoyed by this. *tch* "Shut the hell up Jax."
Jax's smile widens even more as he gets up and dramatically says. "Ah, as expected of a deadbeat dad, his veculabarity is not that development…"
Jax looks at Ging with a pitiful look on his face. "No wonder we all understand."
Ging gains an annoyed look on his face. That is when Jax couldn't hold it anymore and starts laughing. "Haahahahaha."
And everyone follows suit, even some of the more stoic hunters chuckle a little at this.
Gon who is still wearing his hospital clothes gets close to Ging.
Ging just looks at Gon and casually says. "Yo!"
Gon's eyes tear up even more as he runs to the front row, where Ging is sitting and says. "I am sorry! It was my fault… because of me… Kite turned into a little girl!."
Ging doesn't know what to say at this so he just shrinks a little and says. "Uh… I heard that Kite was captured by the enemy."
Gon nods at this and starts explaining. "Yes, I was with Kite… then he told me to run away and Pitou showed up. Kite got his arm chopped off, I was knocked out and then we trained. Shoot got Kite out of the Chimera Ants nest. But it wasn't Kite… they did all kinds of horrible things!"
Ging's face just narrows, not knowing at all what to say and he seems extremely uncomfortable, he doesn't even understand what is being said, he doesn't even know who Shoot is.
But Gon still continues saying as even more tears caome out of his eyes.
"And when I meet Pitou again. Pitou said that Kite was already dead." His eyes fill up as even more tears flow out of them. He is full out crying now.
Ging not knowing what to do he finally says. "Ahhh… Ok, I get it!... Well... I don't get it, but just have a seat okay?"
He pats the empty seat next to him.
Ging still doesn't know how to handle a crying child so he just waves his hand and says. "So… er.. let's calm down. We should both try to calm down."
But Gon still is crying his eyes out. "It was because I insisted… *snif* on having my way."
Snot starts coming out of Gon's nose. Ging still is unsure of the correct thing to say as he tries to reason with Gon. "Oh, um… A -A -Anyway… Just calm down first."
Two of the hunters, one with blond hair who looks like a kid. And the other who has bushy brown hair and an extremely average face. They are two of the hunters who helped Ging create Greed Island. They are surprised at how nervous Ging is.
"Ging is…"
"Ging is actually nervous and flustered."
Gon still continues saying as even more snot comes out of his nose. "I should have been the one who died!"
When Gon says that, that is the moment Ging's face gets serious.
"Gon, that isn't true." Says Ging, with a serious voice. "He took you along because he believed in you. He told you to run away because he had underestimated the enemy. If he hadn't thought you capable, Kite wouldn't have let you accompany him, no matter what you'd said."
Ging frowns slightly as he still continues saying. "It was his fault that he misjudged the enemy."
"But-." Gon is about to say before he is interrupted by Ging.
"I know." Says Ging. "You are also at fault for being too weak. You should feel responsible too."
Gon with tears and snot in his face just nods.
"Don't make the same mistake." Advises Ging. "And you should apologise to Kite, not me. You didn't say clearly whether he is dead or alive, but either way you should apologise."
As Ging says that he points towards the exit door up the stairs of the hall.
Gon just nods at this. "Yeah."
The conversation between them continues like this. But Jax just looks at this from the sidelines with a strange smile on his face. He was extremely amused by the scene in front of him.
'Ging is really good at bullsh*tting his way out of things.' Thinks Jax, already seeing through Ging.
Everyone in the room is concentrated in this conversation. After all, this is a goldmine of good drama.
….
Finally as their conversation ended Gon went up the stairs, but he turned around one last time towards Ging and said. "Ging… can I see you later."
Immediately Ging just scratches his cheek with a finger and said. "Uhhh… I am a busy man..."
"That is crap, Ging!" Shouted Jax and after that other hecklers immediately started insulting Ging too.
"Aren't you his father!"
"You deadbeat dad."
"You loser."
That is when Jax decides to fan the flames even more as he shouted again. "I know all about Greed Island, you didn't meet with Gon even after he cleared it."
"Yeah, just shut up." Says Ging, annoyed by all of the hecklers. "Fine then…"
He points towards Gon. "I will be waiting, so get going."
"What the hell you sh*tty father tell him something like 'see you later' or 'love you son'." Says Jax, amused and trying to add more fire to the other heated up hunters.
Ging just turns towards Jax pointing at him. "Shut the hell up Jax, you are just trying to stir up trouble."
Jax acts angry at this. "Hey, sh*tty father of the decade, stop accusing me. Why don't you try being a better father instead."
"Yeah you brain dead illiterate sh*tty father."
"You are a loser Ging."
And just like that people started throwing things like cans, shoes or such things together Ging whole booing him.
….
After that whole fiasco Cheadle Yorkshire is chosen as the new Chairman of the Hunter's Association.
Jax used this experience to amuse himself further…
….
And the next day some shocking news was made by Nasubi Hui Guo Rou, the King of the Kakin Empire.
As Jax is in his own private hotel room, with the TV on, he is completely naked he just took a shower.
He looks at the fat man on the TV as he announces to the whole world. "We, the Kakin Empire, declare we shall carry on the dreams of humanity and advance our reach to the Dark Continent!!"
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A/N: Longer chapter than usual, wanted to finish the anime saga as soon as possible. I followed the timeline to the last detail, I used the wiki, the conversations were changed to different degrees due to Jax's presence. Also… the Way to the Dark Continent Arc is coming.
P.S: The MC didn't meet up with Nanika is because she is a real danger to his life. She (He) can wish "anything".... even Jax's death...
