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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish
🕑 Added 2020-07-04 15:25:41 +0000 UTCChapter 30
Title: Greed Island...
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I just smile, I analyse the ring and see some Nen Inscriptions on the inside of it. I must say, this is some complicated stuff, I can't help but wonder how many talented people and how long it took to create Greed Island. I was here just so I could get some cards that would have a very good utility in the Dark Continent.
I have visited countless ruins about the Dark Continent and learned that every day in that hell hole would be a battle for survival. And since the records are hundreds, possibly thousands of years old. The information might even be outdated, but I for sure want to prepare 100% for the battles that I will have in there. I don't just want to survive in the Dark Continent, I want to THRIVE on there.
The Book already had 31/100 cards needed to complete the game. So that is pretty good for me. With my strength I can easily get the others. It also seems like my cute student is here, I can sense her location from the needle that I put inside her forehead.
Well I will meet her later anyway… I started running towards the centre of the island. I saw a couple of weaklings down the road, so I just quickly killed them and took any of the cards they had. Also hacked their rings too, now I have 10 rings and way more space to hold any card that I want. Obviously I hid those, by wearing gloves. I must say, it feels quite nice being all sneaky again, it feels like such a long time since I used to hide from anyone or anything, just so I could survive.
Anyway in around seven minutes I arrived in Antokiba "The Town of Prices" and just went around the city. I had enough money on me and since people in here also use the same monetary value like in the outside world, but they had to be in card form. I turned them in card form and just went around buying any sweets or delicious foods that were around.
There seemed to be a monthly rock-paper-scissor tournament going on around here. I obviously joined and used my high perception and speed to win every single match.
After I finished this, the referee came forward and gave me a sword, which had strange runes carved into it. I turned it into a card and put in my book.
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Sword of Truth
(Shinjitsu no Tsurugi)
Number: #083
Rank: B
Transformation: 22
Card Effect: Splits in two anything and anyone deceitful. In trials, it's a criminal's worst nightmare. The sword will shatter when used to cut someone truthful, but will regenerate if stored in its scabbard for one day.
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That was a nice weapon, really useful against someone, when you are unsure if he is being truthful. Though I doubt that it can cut through anyone deceitful, after all, it doesn't have enough conditions on it to even come close to making it that powerful.
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Two hours later and after that, I defeated an NPC who I suspect is actually a real human. We had a sword fight and because he was pretty weak and I had overwhelming raw power, he was easily defeated. And the card I got was.
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Paladin's Necklace
(Necklace of the Holy Knights)
Number: #084
Rank: D
Transformation: 60
Card Effect: A player wearing this will reflect curses cast upon him, and be able to undo curses placed on cards he touches.
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Honestly, this is a pretty fun game, I really am enjoying it. I can really relax in here… now… hmmm… where are the high level monster areas.
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-one month later-
-General POV-
Some people on Greed Island were running away from some type of giant lizard person, the five of them were all regretting coming here in this dangerous zone… but then suddenly.
*fwosh*
Like an impossibility, like something out of a fairy tale, the giant lizard man was decapitated by some dark shadow. The people turned around in shock when they saw that. They wanted to say something, but before any of them could they were also decapitated.
Out of the air, Jax appears, with his usual business suit on, together with his reading glasses, which he doesn't even need anymore.
'This got boring, I already have 97/100 cards, I only need to get Breath of Angel and Plot of Beach and then the quiz will open up. Though I will have to defeat Razor to get Plot of Beach.' Thought Jax, while calculating his next actions. Because of his overwhelming strength, nothing on this Island was even a challenge anymore. He knew that not even Raizor can make him sweat. He would let Razor punch him all day long, and even then he doubted if he would even gain a small bruise… probably not.
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-two weeks later-
In the Geed Island Badlands, there is a beautiful female with black hair that goes up to her shoulders and she has eyes
Mikasa was teaching her student, Eiri, how to control her Hatsu. "Ok now float on it."
Eiri nodded, put her pointing finger and thumb together to form a circle. Nen ran through her fingers and formed a transparent screen like thing in the circle made by her fingers. Them she blew on it and…
*swosh*
A giant bubble was made. As big as the 12 year old Eiri. She jumped on the bubble that she created and started slowly floating around.
Milasa had a smile on her face when she saw this. "That is amazing, Eiri, you are truly talented at this. In another decade, you will probably be as strong as me."
When Mikasa said that without even noticing anything, she heard someone whisper into her ear. "But that is not that strong, now is it."
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A/N: Yay… canon is moving along now.🤣👍
