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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish
🕑 Added 2020-05-01 12:17:06 +0000 UTCChapter 6
Title: A Hunter... Hunts
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Then after a couple of minutes. I see a giant blimp appear from the sky. And soon I see someone jump from the sky towards the ground.
*fwosh*
And it opens a parachute. The person who lends on the ground is a woman who looks around her twenties.
She has light brown, pupil-less eyes. Her hair color is violet and it is styled in a short, spiky, fanned ponytail. She is wearing a fitted mesh body suit that covers her from her neck down to her thighs. Over this she is also wearing a tan overcoat with a purple in-seam and a pocket on each side, a dark orange mini-skirt with a dark blue belt. She also has some good C cups on her.
She then smiles brightly towards our group and cherfuly says.
"Hey there… I am Kona and I will be your next exam Proctor. I am sure that you are all hungry. I am not as cruel as the Emo Scar Face. So I have prepared a lot of food on the blimp so you guys can rest and relax. The next exam will start after two days."
The people around me seem to physically relax and somehow trust the woman in front of us. They must be glad that she is not like the Proctor before her… who killed an exam participant just because he dared to raise his voice.
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After getting on the blimp and looking at the food I secretly test the food with a thin needle for any corrosive type poison. After doing that test… then I started eating… like everyone else…
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After I finish eating and start going outside. I look at the paper that was given to us when we entered here. It separates our sleeping quarters. There are five living quarters. I just look at the map and go towards the bar on the airship.
When I arrive there I see that only a couple of participants are drinking. How dumb are they to drink in a ship full of people who are ready to kill you. Then I also notice our exam Proctor who is talking with the bartender who is a person in a suit with lavender hair that curls at the end. His most distinctive feature is his lack of mouth… isn't he the exam Proctor during the time Gon took his hunters exam…
I decide to go towards them as soon as I do so they stop talking and look towards me. I sit next to my exam proctor then I look at the bartender and smile towards him while saying.
"Can I have a shot of whisky."
He just nods and goes to prepare some drinks. Then my exam proctor Kona, looks at me with an amused smile and says.
"You sure are a rude guy aren't you… coming in here and interrupting our conversation like that."
Even when she says that I act caually and calmly put my briefcase on the table. I then look towards her, smile and say in a friendly tone.
"Ah sorry if I did that. It's just that all of these strong people in here make me nervous."
She just gives me a questioning look and says with a smirk on her face.
"The most dangerous contestant during this time is…. you."
I just raise an eyebrow at her... and then say to her in a friendly voice.
"Sooo I have a question…"
Then she just goes back to drinking from her glass. Then Satotz brings me my drinks and goes back to washing some glasses.
Kona just shrugs her shoulders and says.
"Sure ask away."
I don't even touch my drink that Satotz brought me. My face becomes serious and I say to Kona.
"Hypothetically if all of the other contestants are not able to participate on the other exams and only one person is able to participate. Does that person gain a hunter's licence."
Understanding the meaning of my words. Kona's eyes widen a little and she says.
"Well that would depend on the Exam Proctor. I myself like to be sure that a hunter has the abilities to survive… Meet me after ten hours for a little spar in room nr.127 and there we will see if you have them."
I just look towards her with a serious face and then… a bright smile appears on my face… Then in a happy way I say to Kona...
"I will see you there then."
I pick up my briefcase and without even drinking my whiskey. I just turn around and walk away.
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While I am walking away. I go towards one of the empty pathways… and I crouch down and open my briefcase. Inside it there are hundreds of small canisters with a gas mask in it.
I take two of the canisters and an empty canister and mix them together… I then put on the gas mask… time to get me some exp...
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At four in the morning while everyone is asleep. I go towards each of the rooms and put some heavy knockout gas… that will keep them down for about five days. I go outside of the rooms and just wait… they really seem like they are tired today.
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By five in the morning. Everyone was knocked out. I take out a scalpel from the inside of my suit and go towards the Nen users that I remembered from before.
When I arrive at their rooms I kill the first with a simple needle quickly inserted into his brain…
I am already used to death from my work in medicine and I don't necessarily feel bad if other people die for my benefits...
Then I activate my hatsu…
<Gamer>
The tablet appears into my hand and with the other hand I touch the Nen user's body and…
*Fwosh*
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