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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman
🕑 Added 2020-04-29 08:48:55 +0000 UTCChapter 2
Title: Childhood...
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<My Special Attack>
[Other People Special Attack]
"Talking"
*sound effect*
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Then the familiar Fishman teen with the saw shape nose looks at me and laughs. "Shashashashasha... I knew even a child Fishman would be able to beat an adult human. Shashashasha… you are truly worthy of being a Fishman, kid my name is Arlong, what is your name?"
I knew it, from his looks that he is Arlong as a kid he should be around young or in his teens but he already discriminates against humans. Meehhh, not my problem... but if I could get him to teach me some Fishman Karate that would help me tremendously... or even if he shows me the way to the dojo that would be a great help.
"My name is Jaws… and I am three years old." I say to him as a smile appears on my face. I then excitedly jump up and down and say to Arlong in an excited manner. "Also, big brother Arlong... will you teach me that super cool technique that you did."
He just looks at me and raises a questioning eyebrow at me, but in the end, he has a shark-like smile on his face as he says."Shashashasha… of course, I will teach it to you brethren, we Fishman are all a big family, it doesn't matter if we are from the same family or not. It's the rest of the world against us… remember that Jaw…"
I nod at him with a smile on my face, but on the inside, I can't help but think that he is pretty dumb saying sh*t like that. Fishman race… who cares about that. Humans are the top race in the world because of their individualism, each of them is all about self-pleasure even the good people do good things because it pleases them. THAT is why humanity is at the top of the food chain.
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-Time Skip-
Just like this one year passes since I met Arlong and here I am, at the age of four, repeatedly swinging a sword.
*Swoosh*
I will keep swinging this sword repeatedly until... I will get used to it. I got a short sword as my weapon. Well, when I am welding it looks like a normal sword when compared to my body mass, but whatever, I will change the sword later when I grow up.
Arlong has been teaching me all that he knows and some other weakling Fishman have started teaching me the basics on how to use a sword. Also finally my Observation Haki has advanced to sense up to 50 meters.
But what advanced the most was my Fishman Karate. Arlong told me that I am at level 15 which is amazing to achieve in it. Most users only go up to level 20 and talented people go at level 40. I guess that future Jinbe will be at level 100 which is the maximum of Fishman Karate. I don't want to be just as strong as Jinbe though... In the future, he isn't even at Katakuri's or Awakened Doflamingo's level... so I am also learning how to use a sword. Arlong also told me that he will help to get me into the Fishman Karate dojo when I told him I wanted to see how Fishman fight. I also buttered him up a lot to help me get in there. He really cares for the Fishmen around here, and he is really nice to everyone. He even comforts the families who lost someone close to them to slaves or people like that.
I guess no one is only good or bad, the world isn't black and white, Arlong might be an evil monster to humans, but to the Fishman people, he is a good guy. He even tries to help some of them get back their loved ones.
Also, Arlong himself is only level 23 in Fishman Karate, so soon he won't be able to teach me anything after I catch up to him. That is the main reason why I want to get out of here. I even plan to take Boby with me, he isn't really strong nor does he seem to have talent… nor is he a hard worker, but he is loyal and will listen to anything I say with no questions asked since even when we were kids my judgment was always the best possible outcome. Loyalty to me is something that is more worth than Boby's weight in gold.
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-Time Skip-
One year later and here I am… currently in a fight against a human. I just looked at him… and I immediately ran towards him and clocked my fist back and then… punched forward.
<100 Brick Fist>
"Guahhhh."
A human gets knocked out immediately by my punch. Even though I am only five years old, I am way stronger than any of them, especially when combined with my Fishman Karate. I am having to put some restrictions on myself in order to advance my Observation Haki.
My restrictions aren't that strict though, as I am only allowed to use Fishman Karate in order to beat some humans. Of course, if someone strong appears, I will obviously go all out against them.
As I am thinking that, I analyzed the battlefield and got close to another human and he immediately swung his swords in my direction. I sidestepped the simple attack, and punch him in the stomach with all of my power.
<100 Brick Fist>
*Guuhh.*
He spits out some blood as his eyes roll to the back of his head and he falls unconscious, I then grab my sword from my sheath and...
*Puchi*
*Puchi*
I stab both of the unconscious people in their brains, after all, I don't want them to come back for revenge or something like that.
Hmmmm sixty-five meters, my Observation Haki is not advancing anymore... seems like I need to fight stronger opponents.
"Tch! Nothing interesting has even happened this year." I say out loudly, expressing my annoyance at this.
I guess I better go back to the dojo and train some more.
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-Time Skip-
1 year later/MC age 6)
I spent another year constantly fighting against humans on the island, and here I am for another.
Currently, I can sense the spirit of the seven humans in front of me, they all have weapons too.
Well, it doesn't matter. Even with a blindfold on. Some people would call me crazy for even attempting that. But I need to advance my Observation Haki, my Armament hasn't even awakened yet and I don't know how to so I will at least train what I have, then waste time on trying to figure out something from nothing, especially now since I don't currently need Armament Haki. I must use my time efficiently, and the effects of Armament on devil fruits can be the same with Fishman Karate. Though I still plan to learn Armament Haki and advance it to the highest levels possible, especially when I start fighting the monsters of this world.
Anyway, as the humans get close to me I warn them by simply saying."You are in my range..."
I then use my sword to slash at them, as my sword is going towards them… water appears behind my slash and it increases its momentum.
<Water Sword Style: Water Surface Slash>
They use their weapons to try and block my slash but...
Swish!
They are all cut together in half with their weapons and body parts with blood flying around. I then just look at my new longsword and notice the chips in it.
Damn it's chipped... I guess I will need another one. I then put it back in my sheath, and start fighting with my fists.
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After some hours, I finished all of the fighting and killed them all. I then start walking towards Arlong's base, he keeps weapons there. He will give me one because he knows I break my weapons from killing humans. He even enjoys it whenever I bring back chipped or broken weapons.
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When I arrive at his base, I see something strange. Arlong seems to be talking with a little girl. She seems to be a mermaid and she has a small body holding a big crystal ball... wait is that... Shyarly the mermaid who can see the future as a kid. Well then… that is useful...
"Yo! Big Bro Arlong, do you have any new sword for me?"
He then stops talking to the little girl and looks towards me with anger in his eyes, he seems to be angry at something. Obviously not me, as he just points at the back and says. "Just get another one from the stash..."
I nod and go towards the stash to choose one, I get another one and go outside after looking at Shyarly one last time.
Welp, it is their own family situation and if I interfered in it, it would be strange. No one wants a stranger kid to try and put his nose on someone else's family situation.
Oh well, it doesn't matter anyway…
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Well, three months pass since I met Shyarly and now she is quite famous and has been invited to live in the New King's palace.
I am currently training in the Fishman Dojo when I am thinking of this. But my thought process is interrupted when...
BOOOOM!
A giant explosion ripples through the whole of Fishman Island.
What was that?!?!... is it time already…
As I think of that, I can't help but smile to myself… for my best plan to date will begin.
"GOLD ROGER IS HERE...." Another scream sounds out, verifying my guesses and the smile on my face widens even more.
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AUTHOR NOTE:
The time skips had to happen or the beginning of his life needed to be skipped. But it could have also been skipped all years together and have a summary about them. But these were chapters written when I was a newbie, I am way better now🤣. Don't worry it gets better as it goes along. Also, MC's age is six years old.
