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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman
🕑 Added 2020-04-28 23:46:38 +0000 UTCChapter 1
Title: Rebirth
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<My Special Attack>
[Other People Special Attack]
"Talking"
*sound effect*
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I opened my eyes to wake from my sleep but I can feel something wrong. I can't think straight... I can't see that well… did I die from that glass falling in my head? Damn… this sucks...
It also seems like I am somehow strangely calm. I… I am too tired to even panic about my death.
….
-Time Skip-
Since the time that I somehow got reborn around one year has passed.
So here I am looking at myself in the reflection in the water. I see that what looks back at me is a blue skinned small infant with a distinctive shark-like appearance, complete with pale blue skin, small white eyes, gill-like facial structures, and sharp triangular teeth. I am only wearing some black pants and in my shoulders I can see some gills.
I am currently in a certain place called Fish Man District.... from the information that I have gathered I am currently a Fish Man on the world of One Piece.
Though I don't know at which time I am. Past, Future or present of the canon of One Piece timeline. I should immediately try to learn as much as I can about what time I am on, the world waits for no one, so I will have to always keep moving forward.
Also some other orphan had been taking care of me since I was abandoned here at birth. The guy who is taking care of me is Boby, he is a green skinned fishman, around six years old he took care of me because we fishman take care of each other, at least that is what he said.
We live outside of the Noah Ark which is where the Fishman District is. In the beginning, it was a giant institution for orphaned children. But eventually it was unsettled and therefore the institution became a lawless district where the outcasts of Fish-Man Island gathered, at least that is the information that I have been able to gather till now and together with my canon knowledge I came to this conclusion.
So here I am a one year old boy being taken care of by a six year old. I am now planning on how to move out of here. Because this place is dangerous and I am planning to go to some safer place like the actual Fishman Island where the light shines. Also on there I can learn Fishman Karate.
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-Time Skip-
So since I made the plan to go to Fishman Island, one year has passed. I am currently two years old.
Now this year I started training by trying to lift things under water. With the amazing water pressure here my body grows stronger naturally but I don't want to be an average fishman with only 10x human strength.
Also my body seems to have amazing adaptability even if I am only two years old. I am also not too worried about overworking my body, after all Zoro did training like a madman when he was a kid, and that greatly contributed to his future strength.
I have also started telling Boby to beat my head with a stick when I have a blindfold on. I am trying to learn Observation Haki but till now I have had no success.
But unfortunately Boby is a kind kid. I always tell him to hit me hard, so I can feel more pressure from the pain. But he never does more than a tap... but that little sh*t's kindness is halting my learning process….
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-Time Skip-
Since I decided to start learning Observation Haki one year passed and now I am three years old.
I am currently using my power to talk to fish as soon as a fish comes close. With my Observation Haki I can sense his intent and...
Fwosh!
My hand moves as quickly as a snake and I grab it and get hold of the fish, immediately I just put the fish in my mouth and start chewing it. I can feel its body burst like a watermelon full of blood inside my mouth as it is shredded to pieces by my shark-like teeth.
I used to be grossed out by this in the beginning, buy now I will eat it as long as it fills my stomach and gives me the needed nutrients to help my body grow.
"Wow that is amazing Jaw." I hear a childish voice say. I turn around to look at where it came from and I see Boby who is now 8 years old, he has grown a little.
And with my ability to talk to fish we don't need to eat leftovers from the adults. My Observation Haki has finally awakened and I keep training it whenever I can.
Also my name is Jaw or sometimes Jaws, it's a weird thing, my name was given to me by Boby when he looked at my Jaws.
The name sounds kind of cool… I guess. But names are just names and I don't really care about what name I got as long as they are not lame or embarrassing that is.
"Well this is easy food Boby but we still need to train and don't forget that." I lecture boby, acting like I am the one with authority in here and am mode knowledgeable, even though he is older than me. He still listens to me, I have always been good with people, and Boby knows that I know what is best for the both of us.
But I was brought out of my thoughts as I suddenly hear someone say."Well, well what do we have here... two million berries of fishman."
I immediately turn around and look towards the one who talked and see 8 humans with swords, axes, nets and bubbles around their heads...
Ooookkkk.... This is bad... really bad... I am not strong enough to take out grand line criminals. Well then... seem like I have to sadly make some sacrifices.
"Boby go call for help... don't worry about me... you know I am strong." I say to Boby, the tone in my voice is completely serious, leaving no room for discussion from him.
He looks at me, nods and runs away without asking me anything and trusting in me blindly.
"Don't let him run away, go and get him." Says one of the human men.
Five people separate from the group and go after Boby, there are only three of them left. Well then this is better.... sorry Bobby but you are bigger than me so the leader sent more people towards him. I knew that would happen. After all I have to look out for number one (a.k.a me).
I don't want to go into slavery because that wouldn't allow me to train enough.
The one who I assume to be the leader then draws his sword and comes towards me. "C'mon freak you don't want me to get serious now do you."
I instantly make a sad face and while tears flow down my face I say. "O -Ok sir... just please don't hurt me."
He smirked and says in a malicious way. "Sure, sure no need to worry about it kid."
He lets his guard down and as soon as he gets close to me, I just punch with all my power towards his balls. I know no martial arts so I only used the technique that I always used when fighting against someone in my past life.
Bam!
My punch connects and immediately the man falls on the ground face first, he instinctively drops his sows as he goes to reach for his balls.
"Ugh!!!" Grunts the man in pain. And as soon as he does so I go into 'do or die' mode my Observation Haki range is 7 meters so I have to keep calm and not panic, I grab his cutlass sword and immediately with all my strength stab him in the head.
Puchi!
And again...
Puchi!
I stabbed him twice in the brain. But this is One Piece world so I better be sure.
Puchi!
Then I turn my attention to the two other members. They both seem distraught and angry. Well that will work best for me because something like that anger would make them act sloppy.
"YOU BASTARD, YOU KULLES KIZA!!!" Screams one of them. As soon as he said that, the two of them run towards me, one with an axe and the other dropped the net down and took out a knife.
Immediately I can feel the deadly situation I am presented against and due to my inexperience on fighting in general, I immediately start panicking. 'Damn this is scary I might DIE... CALM DOWN DON'T WAVER KEEP A CALM DEMEANOR AND CONCENTRATE IN THE OBSERVATION HAKI.'
As soon as they get close I can sense their intentions with haki and where they are going to attack. As soon as they get close to me. Something strange happens… and I hear something…
*fwosh*
[Shark Arrows]
Two arrows made out of water pierce through the humans.
""Guah!!!.""
They fall down... what... I look towards the perpetrator... I see Boby together with an adult group of fishermen... but what caught my attention was their leader and the one who took down my assailants.
He is a large boy, muscular, light blue saw-shark fish man whose most distinctive trait is his saw-shaped nose....
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AUTHOR NOTE:
Sorry for the bunch of time skips in the first chapters. I had a different style back then and won't happen anymore.🤣
