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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish
🕑 Added 2020-04-27 22:50:56 +0000 UTCChapter 2
Title: My Nen Category is...
The leaf started rotating a little.
Ahhh I see so I am a manipulator. Well that is quite good. It's not that bad of a nen category... because everyone of them has their uniqueness and strengths.
Manipulator what can I do with that… hmmmm I have a basic idea on my Hatsu but it would take my lifespan to get it completed because of my lack of talent or nen amount.
Anyway instead of wasting my lifespan I will just try to train to my maximum capacity that when I create that ability it wouldn't take much of my lifespan or none at all.
I will wait until I am twenty then I will create my hatsu. I will have plenty of power and nen by then I hope.
Plus with TEN slowing down aging but not slowing down growth I think I will be ok then.
But I really don't want to waste lifespan on this ability… after all... I am not like a selfless shounen character that will sacrifice things like this.
But the time until I create my ability will help me think of some more things to add to it or maybe put some conditions on it to make it easier to create and stronger.
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-Age 6 years old-
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My body is getting stronger. I have started going to the wild to train after I learned REN to enhance my physical ability. Well not really the wild just the forests outside the city. I am still studying the basics of nen. I have also started studying some simple medical books. After all, I am going to become a doctor in this world and then take the hunter exam. I have some big plans after my hunter exam.
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-Age 7 years old-
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I still am just training the basic nen techniques and my body. I am going to school now. I usually just train zetsu in school and other techniques at other times… at least this time school is easy.
I also made a lot of 'friends' that do things for me, mostly a smart student... I make him do my homework, after all I already know these things that we are learning so it's just a waste of time.
I keep studying medicines and training my body in the wild.
I have also been reading some animal books to learn about some animals in this world then that gave me an idea.
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I have been killing some animals without my parents knowing and selling them in the harbor to buyers of course I was disguised in a cloak I earned a lot of money like this about 100.000 Jenny which is around 1000$ of course this was not won by just selling animals earnestly it was by selling rare looking animals which were not rare, to stupid buyers and always coming only once a month at different intervals to sell people fake animals and come the other times in another disguise to sell normal animals that I catch in a day.
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-Age 8 years old-
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I have stopped selling fake animals because someone might come after me.
So this year I won only 40.000 Jenny I have also spent 10.000 buying 4 medical books I needed.
I have also been telling my mother that I have been sleeping in one of my friend's houses and having a sleepover… when in reality I am sleeping in the forest with a rope on a branch tied to a rock on one side and in the other is me holding it with my hand while sleeping. This is an exercise from the anime so I am trying to learn it.
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Well I learned that pretty fast so I didn't have to tell my parents new excuses why I am not sleeping at home. I skipped some grades also when I told my parents school is too easy… boring and not a challenge... and I want to skip it.
I have been training my body a lot... my strength especially by rolling a lot of rocks that are up to my knee. I would try for more but I really don't want to hurt my young body yet.
I even started learning GYO which is putting nen towards my eyes to see nen better and see things hidden with IN. It was quite hard learning and keeping my nen concentrated on my eyes but hey at least I can now use it. I still keep training the basics.
Ahhhh DAMN IT why don't I have talent like Gon or Killua I would have already been strong if I had that.
By the way I need to think of a way to make more money now that I have GYO there could be a way to earn money.
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- Age 9 years old-
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I still keep practicing the basic nen abilities and Gyo which I can now use… sparingly. Maaaaan my talent is sh*t it's not even funny at how average it is.
If I was born in the same generation as the MC's I would just go to a quiet place far from the conflict and stay in isolation until I get my nen mastered. Which by then I wouldn't even know what happened.
I now keep pushing boulders as big as my childish body.
I keep going towards the market to find anything good but all I find is trash nothing with Nen in it. I even quit hunting it's... just a waste of time for way to little amount of money.
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Time Skip
-Age 10 years old-
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Now I am doing pull ups with rope tied to my feet with a small boulder tied on the other side. I do push ups with boulders half as big as me on my back.
I still train the basics and Gyo a lot… you know this is getting kind of annoying when I remember how the MC's got it so easily.
GYO is getting better… I am now able to keep it up kind of stable for about 1 minute... did I already complain today about my super average talent.
I keep studying medicine and I skipped a bunch of grades and went directly to high school. People around town know me as a helpful and genius young man. And my parents are really proud of me.
I don't really care about any of that. I just want to train my nen....
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(A/N: {spoiler} Next time he meets a strong nen user that is in the main story. Also now these chapters are edited.)
