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Jingle Smells (2023)
🕑 Added 2023-11-30 04:44:50 +0000 UTCToday we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).
We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider)
When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts)
Nick is able to foster a secret relationship with poor kids in the neighborhood by giving them each a toy in exchange for their silence, and Santa teaches us that breaking the law is okay if it feels good.
Comments
Nero Wyvern
Alex's instincts about the guy playing Mason Stone being a wrestler was 100 percent right. He's a wrestler for Impact/TNA named James Storm.
Des Conrads
Sounds terrible
