Post "BONUS - SMALL TOWN MURDER - INTERNET SALAD!" by "CrimeInSports" from patreon

Diggy

Dude I thought I was the only one who mixed up "how to lose a guys in 10 days" and 10 things I hate about you lol 😭

D.

And I'd hit that today 😅😍

D.

Sirs....How DARE YOU hate on Julia Stiles!!! SILENCE YOUR PODCAST NONSENSE 😅😂😅

TBitt

OMG. Dick Cheney’s wife. 😂 I am listening to this on the day that Dick Cheney died.

JaneAustenUnderstands

More of these please!

magnoliasouth

This was a great show! I can't wait to hear another one. You guys are wonderful together, you sound like such good friends.

Michelle Balhorn

I’m catching up on my lapsed Patreon… As I do while listening, I googled and pictures of Heather Graham with Julia Stiles from 9/10/24 came up!!

Mari Kolkowsky

Brian Regan was on the show Loudermilk and he was fantastic!

Brian Kush Flowerchild BMX

God I love this, can’t wait for the new salad coming up! Funny enough a friend went to see Segura yesterday. I asked if Kirk opened for him and sure enough he did(with a glowing review). Dude is a firecracker

Teezy

Please Do more of these dammit! I could listen to your banter all day

H. Carver

I would listen to you two have random thoughts aloud all day. This is gold. Please do more of these. Random hot topics.

Deezy Chavez

The two of you trying to figure out Armie Hammert HILARIOUS

Sarah Hixon

Grace, I'm with you! This is one of my favorites early 2000s movie

Jarvis Wrinkle

This was FUCKING GREAT!

Jessica Harden

I feel like this was accidentally recorded and I’m hearing something I shouldn’t be

Benjamin A

Clint Eastwood is 91

Grace of Base

Re 10 Things I Hate About You... Give it another shot. Allison Janey's brief appearance, Larry Miller, and Heath Ledger are fantastic. "What is it with this chick? Does she have beer-flavored nipples?" sounds like something Jimmie would ask 🤣🤣🤣

Kate Armstrong

You guys!!! I have loved Brian Regan since college (20+ years ago), thank you for giving him the credit he deserves. It’s fucking hard to be clean and actually hilarious, and he straddles that. Meanwhile, keep doing what you do while I scream “earmuffs!!!!” or am forced to have very adult conversations with my 11-y-o son after listening to you.

Chevy

🤌

Fran Hitzke

This episode was chefs kiss, more of this!

Aly Munn

Ok.... so now Internet Salad is my favorite thing yall do now!!!!

Hailey Kroll

For those interested, Armie Hammer’s ex wife got her own reality show. 😂

Liz Rutherford

Mom was 21, dad was 19 when my folks got married. Will be married 54 years in a few weeks.

Christina Farese

This was quite literally the best part of my day. (Not week, because that’s STM YSO and CIS 🤩)

Karen Van Den Hende

this episode is like what happens in my brain when I'm trying to sleep at 3am. Only, being narrated by Jimmie and James makes it 1000x more entertaining.

Rhoda Byke

If I could give your "fun fact" zero stars-- I WOULD!!

Rhoda Byke

Doc says I need more salad in my life. Internet salad works for me! Please do it more!

Sarena Lee

Loved this episode so much! I love the opportunities to hear how funny you are in general outside of your shows. Please do one of these again sometime soon! I feel like this could even be a show, just listening to you comment about what’s going on in the world.

Thomas

I’m picturing James and Jimmie looking at the ratings for this episode and going, “dammit, we have to do it, don’t we?”

Nicole Alpeter

I saw that. The family money was originally from oil and real estate. It was either the father or grandfather who straight up killed a guy and got away with it. I think the act was named “Armand” after gramp’s middle name. Then they actually started calling that kid “Armie” knowing full well what “Armie Hammer” sounds like. I’d bet money that’s when he started to lose his mind.

Lindsey Richardson

What’s Jeffrey Dahmer’s favorite shampoo? Head and shoulders.

Lori Ferguson

A Best in Show reference makes my whole day!!

Jen Curtis

More of these, please!!!! I'm not rude like Jimmie. 🤣 I'm laughing and crying!! Thanks for making my day 1,000% better! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Grumpy Aunt

god I wish Cheney was married to Carol Channing she'd have forced him to mellow out a bit

Grumpy Aunt

I couldn't believe France let him in. Canada will refuse people for having a DUI 5 years ago; France was like "Sure, rapist, whatever!"

Grumpy Aunt

I thought he was married? To some lady whose photos (she's a photographer) he posts all the time? He seems to cycle through relationships the way I cycle through running shoes - once every 2-3 months.

Grumpy Aunt

I hate to be That Person but I had a skin cancer scare that went on for almost a year. During that time, the company I worked for went out of business so I lost my insurance. My derm also practices at the clinic at MLK (formerly the site of "Killer King" hospital in LA) so that's where I had to go for most of the biopsies and follow ups. I'm grateful Medi-Cal covered me but going there was an interesting experience. If you are a white lady walking from the bus stop to that hospital, cops will pull over and ask if you're okay. Grandma types will ask if you're okay and when you're like "just going to the doctors" they'll pray over you. They've totally remodeled the hospital though and they have like, a farmer's market there now. Eventually they wanted to do so many biopsies, and I was having such an allergic reaction to the suture material, that they just put me in an imaging study. So I had to get a Medi-Cal Lyft ride (sigh) to a different county hospital in a different county. Their plumbing was all out of order and there were buckets on the floor and no restrooms. I had the sense I needed to get a job with real health insurance again right quick, but there were so many follow ups it was tough to interview or set a start date. So yeah, while most skin lesions you get removed = not serious, sometimes things are doubling in size in 6 months and everyone does think it's melanoma and you're going to die. The derm wanted me to start putting sunscreen on my scalp but I never started doing that. When I die of scalp melanoma, oh well I guess.

Thomas

I’ve listened to this so many times. I never get tired of having it on in the background and feeling like I’m just hanging with two hilarious buddies.

Lynn Milroy

Do. This. Again!!

Stephanie Mieras

This was an incredibly fun episode!

Andrew Rigney

Awesome. It is so much fun just listening to you two go on and on about nothing. You should do an outtake version now.

Terra Nussbaum

Loved this!! Please do this again. ❤️

Cory Witt

Please do this again! Great start to the day

Michelle Groves

More please!!!

James Bidwell-Giannone

This was fantastic!

Allison Gregg, ACC

This! I was saying it over and over as they talked about her … as if the guys could hear me.

Christy Brady

Loved this!

Bryan 2Jackets Wilsie

That was awesome

Renee

James Wood is engaged to a 32 year old right now. Chew on that one for a bit.

Jessa FitzWilliam

I wish I could have your guys’ voices playing in my ears at all times

Turkey Roseanna

I just want to hang out with you guys !! This is hilarious!

Ashley Graham

This is one of my favorite things you’ve done since I started listening in 2016! I’ve always dreamt of you guys doing a current events show telling crazy news stories and this was a nice peek inside that dream for me, please do more (or maybe a new show?? 👀) Thanks for all you do!

Carissa B

I could just sit and listen to this forever. I love hearing your guys’ opinion on random stuff

Cyn

So funny

I M PETTY

Heather Graham was a victim of Harvey Weinstein. That's why her career stalled.

Katie Funderburk

More please? This was fantastic!!!

Tyrone Bullock, Jr

Listening to the crime in sports on Jimmy Hitchcock and they actually mentioned my HS football coach Reggie White. This is wild af.

Ryan Schlosser

I’d listen to this every week

Sabrina

‘Carol?’ was a ‘Roy…?’ moment

Sabrina

Yessss, please keep adding these to the mix! 😂

Alison Enos

More!

Don Brodka Jr

Kirk Fox steals every scene he's in as Sewage Joe in Parks and Rec!

Linda

Loved this! I would love to hear this weekly !

Rob Dean

Fun historical fact: James Dean died when he tried to use a knob on the steering wheel (commonly known then as “n-word” knob) which was designed to make steering easier. The wrist strap of his jacket caught on the knob and he lost control. This is ironically the same way the kid he was racing in “Rebel Without a Cause” died.

Michele K-B

This needs to happen again soon!

Cara Taro

I need this every week!!!

Melody Brown

This is legit like watching a Seinfeld episode. You guys are the best. 😂

Ryan Mountain

man i thought i was the only person under 70 that used the phrase “man alive” thanks jimmie!!! 😂

Matthew Ballou

More please

Alexis Bergstrom

Loved it! Armie Hammers grandfather bought Arm & Hammer bc he kept getting asked about it in regards to his name and thought it would be a good chuckle.

Laura Rhodes

You guys definitely need to do this again. Hilarious!!!

Bonnie Hunt

You guys make my work day tolerable!

Skye Emilino

Fabulous, awesome !! You make me pee my pants ❤️❤️❤️

bridgett Bernhard

This was awesome! Please do it again before next year.

Heather Costas

Love this! And Brian Regan was on the show Loudermilk, and he was absolutely fantastic.

Rhonda Allred

This was great! I loved just hanging out with y’all. I love the researched shows too but sometimes it’s nice to just hear your thought processes.

LACY GARCIA

We NEED more!!!!!

Ken Kuipers

This was a fantastic episode. So when are you guys going to produce a show called Internet Salad? If you two could just provide me with about 4 hours daily of your shows for the work week; that would be great, thanks =)

Wryslok

I LOVE IT. it's like hanging out at a diner with your bffs. ♥

Coptia White

I laughed so hard at that.

Autumn Perez Diaz

This was wildly entertaining 😂 you guys should definitely do more of these

Dezmon Nelson

Make this a YSO bonuses episode for more internet salad!!!

Dixxon Cider

This is worth the subscription alone. Please do more of these!

Monica Mars

So glad Bowfinger got some air time. I still say, Mindfuuhhh… head” and “ are you calling me a spearchucker?!”

Monica Mars

This is fucking great! Thank you. This is my friend and I trying to get through one tv show or movie but jumping on to google and you tube because we’re all over the place.

Morris Sparkman

Carol!

Garnie Holmes

Loved the Internet salad! Can’t wait for the next edition. 💯

Columbokane

I love Dexter but I’ve been sucked back into Oz and The Wire… thanks James! 🤣

Elizabeth Kruska

Carol? Might be one of the funniest things Jimmie’s ever said.

Heidi Wallis

This was probably one of the best

Kathy

I love the transition from pedos to Heather Graham lol

Alysha Friedlander

Love this! Oh, and John Wayne was a terrible human being.

Liz Lotterhos

This was fun! Y’all have kids. How have you not seen Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer? Heather Graham 2011. She plays the awesome aunt in it. So great!

Kasey Hodge

Like hanging out with friends bullshitting! One of my favorites!

Brandon Philbrick

Absolute blast. Like hanging out and having drinks with your friends

Cindy Rodriguez

Loved this. Would make a great regular show!

Jen B.

I really enjoyed this!

Michael Velez

I keep waiting for them to say "welcome to the show!"

Teamrocket

I loved this!!

Gamertag185

Really enjoyed this, please do regularly.

Blue

I want this as a weekly show!!!!

Holly Chi

More of this please! 😍

Adrienne

Lol, “ I don’t think it matters where you are when you want to eat someone”

Emily Diehl

Yes! I feel like you can find it in sports but I’d love a weekly dump type discussion.

Emily Diehl

Loved this

Matt Eva

Met James Woods when I was a kid and he gave me a bunch of fireworks to set off with him (it was the 4th of July). I will never forget his face when he asked me if I knew who he was and my response was aren’t you the principal in Recess? It came out that summer in theaters.

Hunter Brown

This is one of the best patreon episodes 🙌

Tyler Coppens

I misread the title…after reading the description, spent the whole time waiting for y’all to start making fun of random internet sales.

Braylen

I loved it. I love it when my favorite podcasts go off the normal subject and just BS, especially when the hosts are funny.

Klondike Music Company

Terrible story.

melissa speirs

l had to give up on this one as l have never seen one US tv or movie in my entire life. lm British and now live in Australia. It's not a snob thing. l just don't watch much TV.

Jane Doe

This was such a fun listen!! I hope y’all do more of this in the future!!

Micheal Scholes

I really enjoyed this episode about absolutely nothing

Heather Martin

Give us more opinions on other comics out there

Heather Martin

Love the episode, internet salad is River Talk 2

Kerry Knight

More please..

Nia

And yet you still paid for this, man. 😆🤪

Nia

My favorite salad ever

“SLIME” ?

Man here lately these episodes have been getting boring smh never thought I’d ever say that the regular episode have been waaaay better than Patreon ones

Nikki Mendez

Damn...Clint Eastwood???? That's bananas!

Eldergoth

Wow, Drugstore Cowboy, I f’ing love Drugstore Cowboy!Nobody ever talks about Drugstore Cowboy. And Boogie Nights! Nice hanging with you guys :))

Eldergoth

Pretty positive Armie Hammer is a sadist, the no consent kind, entitled and extremely manipulative.

Mike Alber

Loved the episode. Brian Regan is in a Netflix series called Loudermilk which is pretty good

Bree Beech

Loving your new show. It’s appropriately named. 😂

Aimee Wright

Love this!!!! Definitely up for more salad!!!!

Molly Horan

I loved this episode! But I'm sad you didn't like Heath Ledger....rowwrrr... he was sexy!

Jaimie Harris

I’m a cancer survivor and I can confirm that it didn’t make me funny. 😜

Olivia Peterson

Listening to James smoke weed for an hour. 😂😂

Alyssa Marie

Loved this episode. Something about hearing James inhale & giggle after just put the cherry on the vibes for me 🫶🏼

Stabby Paine

greg behrendt. he was the token male in the sex and the city writers room and cowrote a book called "he's just not that into you" I've seen him live when i lived in San Jose. i like him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Stabby Paine

i have wondered for years how they felt about greg behrendt LOL this is pretty much what i thought they'd say 🤣

Tricia Hemp

This was awesome loved hearing you two just gabbing away

Brenda

Love this concept. I felt like I was in your living room.

Michele S

This was one of my favorite episodes. Greg Behrendt is such a nice guy, and I loved his podcast, Walking the Room.

Chris & Aurora

Really hope to hear more episodes like this. Loved this

Catherine Maldonado

This is how I find out that Dutch rapist is still going to the Olympics? 😒

Katie Watkins

How many podcasts are too many? Because I’d listen to this on the regular!

Rhonda CoueyBrisson

Love it. Y'all are too funny

Denise Simmon

I loved this!!! I can listen to them talk about anything and laugh

Anaise Morgan

Loved internet salad! Easy going and hilarious.

Scott Brady

I wonder if Jimmy was thinking of Carol Channing lol

Barbara John-Lay

This was great- please do it again!

Colly Wobble

Loved this

Lesley Zen Marx

Next YEAR? I think James misspoke. Surely he meant "next week," right?

Molly Horan

Who is the Greg person they're talking about around 12-13 minutes?

CTrott

I love these. Keep doing them please!

Chris Izzy Cole

This rules.

Matt Eberhardt

Flaming globes… sigmond

Lawrence

no matter how good you are at something, comics for some reason will always go outta their way to try and show how theyre so funny just in conversation lol "not even trying" "just riffing"

Frisson Muffin

There were a lot of things wrong with season 5 of Dexter. Julia Stiles was the most egregious, and that’s saying a lot.

Chad Frisbie

So, you were talking about Brian Regan and how he never made it to any TV shows. He made it on a show called Loudermilk. It's on Netflix. Best part. He isn't clean in the show. I saw my GF watching and he said fuck and I went "What the fuck?" The show is pretty good too. Check it out.

Veronique Elwood

Next year!? No, at least quarterly!

denny WE LOVE YOU JIMMY WHISMAN gleeson

loved this. just like hanging out with the boys

Tommy Duggan

Great ep!

frosted cookies

Carol 🤣

Leeah

Please make more of these

Mandie Fitzgerald

Yarn hobbyist here! I do the same!’ 🤣

Susan Anderson

This was so good. I would listen every week. A new podcast?

Leigh

Never heard of Kirk Fox—will definitely check him out if he comes to DC

Lori Simmonds

Please again 🙏

Nancy Clarke

Yep. I’d listen to this every week also … why? Cause we just want to hang out with you guys

Ryan Wilson

One of my favorite Patreon episodes. These on the regular whenever you can

Tracy Poetz

This is one of my favorite Patreons. Proof that James and Jimmie can talk about anything and it’s good!!

Alleycatfish

I don't use "molest" but I do use "fondle" all the time when talking about going to buy yarn. I don't go buy yarn, I go fondle yarn.

Nicole

I would 100% listen to this every week, in addition to the regular podcasts and bonus content.

Karen Crank

Do this again! Loved it!

nieva29

I enjoy the irreverence and James’s story telling and Jimmie’s interjections. But he sure is preoccupied with sex 😭!

Ryan Rice

Please do this more often. It was so fun to listen to

Kayla Hessling

I loved this, this needs to be in rotation!

Nathan Pitts

I feel like I’d imagine the green room to be. I absolutely love this

Audra Wajda

I was just in Georgia to celebrate my maternal grandparents 70th wedding anniversary! Absolutely mind blowing! My husband and I are getting close to 10, and feel like we achieved something. I can't even fathom 70 years together.

Travis Ares

Julia Styles got body bagged 2 minutes in lmfao!!!

Kristie Hoppe

This was awesome. I hope this can be an annual patreon.

Margaret Nobles

BARN OWL 💀 That is the most accurate thing I've ever heard

Halston Reed

Put this in the regular rotation with the Prisoner Dating Game and personal ads. One of my favorite episodes

barbie jo

The best.

Robert Bigelow

This was great shit you guys, I loved it. I'll be looking forward to the next one.. And that's my stupid opinion!

Alyssa Bartoshevich

James, you're mixing up Dilaudid and Laudanum (I've done the same)

Bill Boaz

What was the name of the child diddler Olympic volleyball player? I want to boo him if I see him.

Adam

I love this!

SPH

Meh

Brian Karbowski

This was great would definitely be into more of these.

Bill Boaz

Same!

Jennifer Thomas

You guys are great. I'm going through a major depression episode, maybe the worst one I have ever had. But I listen to you guys, and find my smile for a couple hours a week. Thank you for never skipping a week, I don't know what I would do without you. Thank you guys.

Tammy Hedrick

Love this!

Chamy103

We have an island that houses 5,000 Rhesus monkeys that are used for medical “research”😡. The signs that border the island all state, “Do not feed or molest the monkeys “. ‘Molest’ where it could be anything else.

Laura Reinhardt

Thank you for this episode! Please do more, it’s worth the money and you sound like your really enjoying yourselves.

Scott Miller

Hated it, not even MID

neil cosker

I am crying

Elizabeth Freeman

This is fabulous!!

lisa putman

More More More of these!!! Less research on your end 😁

Anthony Caterino

Definitely want to hear more pre show shit shooting

Rob Segal

This was awesome. More of these!

Travis Manus

Ever since the podcast boom it’s so hard to find a good freeform discussion podcast. This really gave me nostalgia for the like 2010ish era where podcasts were web personalities just talking about what’s going on. Warmed the soul and the ears

Nina

This was great! I think I'm going to rewatch Dexter now ☺️

Derick White

This was great. Yall just shooting the shit

Elizabeth Jones

Thought everyone missed that 🤣🤣

Stevie Barr

"You saw roadkill and you came"🤣

Kevin Spickofsky

This format is perfect, we need it consistently

Jason Forrest

Excellent podcast. I could listen to this banter all the time. So I looked up Brian Regan (thanks for that) and the 1st hit was about a hockey fight and a dog on a Zamboni. Planned or a simulation type coincidence.

DebsDaughter

Jimmy, LOL! “Wipe that mayonnaise off her burger….get some BBQ sauce!” 😂😂

Radek B.

Love this banter. It's like being a fly on the wall! Kirk Fox is a legend.

Nancy Batt

This was so fun! Please record your pre-shows more often than once a year!

Eddy Fox

Drugstore cowboy is the best. Underrated. I think it’s Matt Dillon’s best work aside from Dallas Winston in the Outsiders.

Melissa Tenorio

I'm also rewatching Dexter on Netflix.

Tia Alswyn

Always wanted to hear you guys weigh in on regan 👍

Ciara Mohr

Love this guys! So funny!

Lilly Mongold

Please do more of these! Maybe not every month but at least every 4 or 5. Definitely throw this in the rotation of regular bonus episodes!!

Herb Eaversmells

New podcast! This is great!

Noki Wheeler

I never put my hat on a bed.

Josh Nowakowski

How high are you guys? 😆

Richard Imbrie

Not next year! Once a month at least. Dudes.... good shit

Thomas

You guys have another podcast in you? I’d listen to this daily.

JD

I saw Kirk Fox feature for Tom Segura a couple years ago. Fox is so funny, but that night was mostly him working on brand new material so the crowd wasn't super into him.

Milita DeMorrow (kwiklip)

Lol during. I don't think James exhaled more than twice in the first 10 minutes. 😂

Jackie👻

This was awesome

Martin Christensen

Fuck clean comics.

Rick Schmitz

Yes... toss my internet salad 😹😹

Milita DeMorrow (kwiklip)

I've always referred to Ms Styles as "barn owl". 😂 Also, I second your recommendation to watch Drugstore Cowboy. Classic Van Sant. Kelly Lynch tries - - and fails - - to seduce Matt Dylan in that one too. Fun fact: she looks kind of bowlegged when she walks because she once broke both legs. I know, fascinating!

The socialworker and the bat

I sooooo want more of these. We've got tickets for Brian Regan in West Virginia in October for our anniversary.

Kitani Ferrari

Loving this format - keep em coming! 🖤 🇦🇺

Enjoli Pettice (Lee)

YOOOOOO!!!!!! Jimmie said “is he a Centurion” ?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Liz Rutherford

My husband loves Dexter!

Hailey French

James if you like the show Dexter you should check out the books the series is based off! The author is Jeff Lindsey and the books are much more dark/twisted. In the books Dexter teaches Rita's kids how to be mini serial killers which is interesting lol

Jenn Thompson

This was great! Love just the hanging out bullshitting

Steven Rood

Needed this tonight. Fun hangin with you boys! 🤣

lara!

you have to thank people jimmie!!!!

Justine McNeil

😂

Eric

How fucking baked did you guys get before this one?

Anna Marie

😂 I feel like a fly on the wall. But I love it.

ysolla

FYI I had to study 10 Things I Hate About You in year 11 English, comparing it to Taming of a Shrew... I had to watch that fucking movie over and fucking over again!!!

Jen Meenk

Love it most for 2 scenes; julia getting crunked and dancing on the table to Biggie & when she recites the poem. I tear up every fucking time I see the clip. Clearly a chick flick

Jen Meenk

Made my Saturday! Oh how I love time zones

Donny Munsell

I was at that show with Greg and Jeneane that Jimmie opened and I think the main reason Jimmie remembers Greg being so good is because Jeneane didn't have a great set vs Greg who killed his set.

Nicole H.

Toss this salad in the usual rotation! It’s amazing!

Savage Randy

My balls are tingling.

Jane

MORE OF THESE INTERNET SALADS; I DEMAND IT!

Michael Clark

With no introduction, this episode is just like “BAM” and immediately there are croutons in your face with this internet salad. I love it!

Felicia hold my wig Palmer

OMG this one has made my Sunday

Angela Hedin

Love this your banter is my favorite thing it makes me smile at work and ppl be looking at me weird. Like “why she smiling”

Krystal Hope

Fuck I love you guys. My face hurts from laughing. I STILL love 10 things I hate about you! 😂😅 Not because it’s good but because it’s nostalgic. And Heath Ledger is a national treasure in Australia so he’s in my “pass basket”. 💚🇦🇺 Paul Newman, another Australian and treasure. 😍

Rowdy Hurst

Congratulations.

Jason S Liptow

Could listen to both of you all night like this. Laugh out loud.

Judge Mally

Love Me a Good Salad

JJ (Jesslyn)

I was the target audience in 1999 for "10 Things" and I couldn't stand it!

Stephen Tot

Jimmy's right about Julia Stiles

Jeremy Mcintyre

Love this

LissaG

Please make this a regular thing! It’s just great to hear y’all just shoot the shit

Lori Coxe

👋

Crickett Spinner

Guys, ive been broke AF working as a local Truck Driver, i finally got hired at a company ive been trying to get on with as an Entertainer Driver doubling my income, so ill be upping my patreon!!! Thank you James and Jimmie for making all the miles go by faster!