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BONUS - SMALL TOWN MURDER - STRANGEST EXECUTION METHODS

🕑 Added 2024-05-12 01:01:56 +0000 UTC

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Daniel Maldonado

The bull come out in a movie , about the gods

Terrie Bruyere

I saw the tree punishment on a Tarzan black and white show when I was about six or seven and I'm 70. It still gives me nightmares if I think about it enough. It showed the entire thing up until the point just before they were split but my brain created it for me anyway.

Ashley Valencia

I keep coming back to this episode. I die laughing at the trees. “Ahh” “whoosh”

Sphynx

Your show give us so much joy. Thank you. ❤️

Taakotruck

1:08 Bona Deez Nutz Is this anything

Kalin Colfer

The bull is psychotic...but the origin story is funny as fuck

Kalin Colfer

People are fun...

GiggleTasha

I would like to hear the sound of the trees though😂😂

David

The woosh sound with the trees though 🤣

Esther G

The tree death had my gasping. My god!!

Mz Mechanic

The sack!???? I'm speechless and so confused 🤯

Courtney Phelps

Glad I didn't listen to this in public -- the number of times I gasped and/or laughed out loud.

amanda hood

I came here to say this! The worst part about it is the crackling sound they have playing under it with the lights. My daughter and her class were not big fans of that on the field trip this year.

Kennedy Seckman

Idk. Getting all your skin ripped off and then dying of infection sounds terrible

Si Fyi

I just finished episode 501 and that was a wild one and I felt he was getting coal for the next Christmas 🎄... For my last meal I'd want to cook it. A nice slow cooked ribs would hit the spot. I'd want to slow cook it for a month 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alicia Storm

Death kazoo 😂 that alone made this subscription worth it!

Mimberkly

I wanna hear an episode on worst mafia murder methods

Fran Hitzke

Ooft. I’m going to go with the bull being the worst one.

Malcolm Jackson

I had to look up a picture to see the setup. It's rough 😬

Amy Liljestrand

🎶now let’s all agree to never be creative again🎶

Samantha

Weed + this episode = 🤯🤯🤯

Angela N

Holy hell this was disturbingly hilarious. I so want to see the tree as well.

Launa Hartsell

This was disturbingly hilarious. Looking forward to the torture episode. Keep up the good work! 💪🏼

Mike The Trashman

I had heard of The Boats before, so I was kinda hoping it would be highlighted here. You did it justice. I’d rather be wishboned by the trees.

Mike The Trashman

😆

Laura Shinn

I fucking love this show

Si Fyi

Hey Jimmy...love the show...I just started listening and I'm hooked...love the banter and the best part of the show is you reading the names...because that shit is real....im from Nova Scotia Canada...Halifax...we have some very small towns and some fucked up people who murder. A few years back we had a dentist who turned into a serial killer and now he doesn't get too many customers 🤣🤣🤣🤣...keep it up...peace out Jimmy..

hoof hearted

i don't know who needs to hear what but i do know we would all love a whole show on uncle bus stories. juuuus sayin!

Jake Yohn

There's a book called the encyclopedia of execution that talks about a lot of these. Very interesting read

Charles Jewell

"The mind is willing, but the flesh...." One of my favorite Futurama episodes, any with Zap Brannigan are classics

Latasha Campbell

Might be common sense, but I made the mistake of listening while eating. Don't do it!

terri hardin

Death By Snu Snu!!!! LOL

Rhonda Allred

That hanging Patreon was 4-5 years ago. I’ve been a Patron longer than I thought! Time flies when you are having fun! Lol

Max Wilson

Torture was REAL back in the day. Now it’s just put on Baby Shark on repeat.

Alec Yorballs

Wz@

Reggie Dunlop

Death by bunga bunga

Eldergoth

Will I ever be the same?

Eldergoth

Way

Eldergoth

He obviously is a dick. Good job getting away from him. ❤️

Eldergoth

The venue would become a vomitorium.

Eldergoth

OMG, I’m getting to the cannon now… holy crap! But yes I’d take that as opposed to the crowded sack.

Eldergoth

I know!

Eldergoth

So we’re at impalement, and I am so afraid that time travel is real. Please don’t make me go back there!!!

Esther Peerdeman

Jimmy, you pronounced my name wonderfully well seeing as it is Dutch! Thank you, that was a proud moment! I love you guys and I m not going to bed without you!

Justin Simmons

OMG!!! 😧

Justin Simmons

This is off topic, but I'm curious as to if James, Jimmie, or both have watched or will watch the new documentary that's available on Peacock called 'Bronx Zoo '90', about the 1990 New York Yankees team and all the disarray surrounding the club, including CIS alumni Mel Hall's weird and illegal relationship with a high school student, among other things. It's a good watch, especially if you're a regular CIS listener, but even if you're not, fellow commenters, it's only 3 episodes and is pretty damn entertaining!

Dallas Perkins

Agreed. I've listened to the entire catalog of STM about 4 times lol

Benjamin Williams

The yelp as the trees get cut 🤣🤣🤣

Rodney Montgomery Jr

They used the brazen bull in "Immortals".

Si Fyi

I want to say thank you for ruining all other podcasts for me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣...They are so monotone and too boring to listen to...✌️

Kathy Z

One you missed. Torture: Forced to watch The View on an endless loop until you beg for death.

Kenneth Olden

Death by tree was used in the show "blood of Zeus" on Netflix

Jessica Kamps

The bronze bull is shown in the movie immortals! It’s horrible to watch!

Manj Sangha

These have easily been one of my favourite Patreon double episode drops. I hope the this is a start of a twice yearly execution/theme park double header 👌🏽

Michael Hinchley

Christman Genipperteinga (died c. 26 June 1581) was a German serial killer and bandit of the 16th century. He reportedly murdered 964 individuals starting in his youth over a 13-year period, from 1569 until his capture in 1581.

Sab C

You guys need to stop laughing during these gruesome explanations cause that makes me laugh and question my own sanity 😂

Stefanie Kite

You’d have to go to Florida, but the St. Augustine Medieval Torture Museum has replicas of many of these devices, including the bull.

Steve Forster

Roman general Crassus was allegedly killed by having molten gold poured down his throat (he was supposed to be the wealthiest man in Rome). Crucifixion is particularly brutal, the victim asphyxiates when they can no longer hold themselves up.

Jason Forrest

Why am I the only one that thinks the Sack? Animals especially a caged, or sacked monkey would be apeshit with a rooster who’s fucking nuts and toss in a snake and a feral dog. I’ll take the cannon please.

Brittany Zorn

I can’t count how many times I audibly gasped during this episode!! WILD AF

SCHLAPIA

Stop, I can only get so erect

Joyce Rath

You should do the next one as a virtual live show with pictures of old time torture devices!

Rebekah Norwood

Being flayed would be the worst. Especially if the person doing it had Ramsay Bolton skills.

GD2D

Kira Knight 🩵 need to talk to you

GD2D

One of my favorite episodes. More please!

Mariah Jensen

As the Princess Bride tought me..... never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Melissa Blue

Getting burned from the inside…. That might be the worst

Kira Knight

Death Kazoo!!! 😂😂😂

Laura

How could you have missed the blood eagle and viper pits from the Vikings?! “You Sir, can fuck off; I’m going to cut open your back, crack open your ribs and pull your lungs out backwards whilst attaching them to adjacent trees, splaying them apart so that you look like you have meaty, bloody wings coming out your back.” Or “fuck off and go into this pit so that you can be bitten a million times by vipers”. Or how about the “Anal Pear of Anguish” (I swear I’m not shitting you….)

Brenda

Different but as usual amazing and funny.❤️

Scott R.

So loving "your stupid opinions".

Em

I went to the torture museum too. It was astonishingly horrific.

regular_sized_mom

“Death by trees”

Dulcie Hall

If you watch vikings, the blood eagle thing is possible, although there has been some discussion as whether it happened. In the last couple years it's been determined possible, whether it was done or not. It's referred to in more than one piece of contemporary literature, so we don't know for sure. Bit it's gruesome when portrayed, can only imagine how much worse it would be to seeing person

Tony Legg

The boats 😦

Thomas Deering

After the war veteran fell off the roller coaster they implemented a policy that all riders must have AT LEAST two functioning legs.

marie nuss

I love you guys I had to quit for a few months but I am back and your stupid opinions rocks

Daniel Scott

10 min late to a meeting trying to finish this episode. WOW. Crazy.

Teamrocket

During my break up with an abusive partner he once called and told me he hopes I'm trampled to death by elephants. I just had to laugh a bit at that one. I love the shows! I'll be at the live show in Minneapolis!

Ruth Dunlap

The elephant slicing and tossing body parts to the crowd OMG like Benihana for fuck's sake!

Chris Fletcher

I thought for sure I'd hear about the blood eagle.

Heidi Wallis

Am I the only one that is just sitting with their mouth open in amazement?

Rosemarie Cawkwell

Probably the only accurate thing about that film.

Beccasue

Check out your local torture museum. Humans are truly the worst. I went to one in St. Augustine Fl, wow is all I can say. They had a replica of the bull, and all the other things mentioned in this episode.

Katie Carroll

Thought it was waste chopper and I went full info commercials 🤣

Ric Freeman

The boats is the one I find most horrifying/interesting, it's also called "scaphism". There's also rat torture, where a metal bucket is strapped to someone's chest with rats inside and heated up, so the rats get scared and have to find a place to hide. You can imagine what happens next.

Jae Melton

I wanna see the tree thing so bad lol the fucking blood spatter

Josh Brooks

The end of Braveheart is a fairly accurate representation of hanging, drawing, and quartering.

Noki Wheeler

You to me back to our first 2 Beta videos. Molten Metal. The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Tree's ripping people apart. King Kong.

Aaron

I think being filleted would be the worst 😂 but they all suck

Stephanie

http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/30463 This poor guy. The pics are horrifying 😳 🦴

Lori Simmonds

They also did it to people who they demed witches

Jenna Zanti

I do! It terrified me as a kid

Jenna Zanti

Great episode! I remember learning about the brazen bull in school

Matthew Martin

This one is so good! The boat has to be the worst.

Babulous35

😂🤣

StevieSmiles

I enjoyed this 2 much….. 😁cannibalism & necrophilia history eps in the future? 🤞🏻 Happy Mama’s Day! ♥️

Molly S

Does anyone remember the Boo Box from the movie Hook where they put the guy in the box with a bunch of scorpions? Reminds me of the Sack. I loved that movie so much as a kid but that was some unapologetic nightmare fodder.

Dr Phil Goode 👹🌲🔥

They really had too much time back in the day. They did so much work to kill someone. The bag w snakes, a dog and a monkey sounds so crazy, not that the rest wasn't

Nicole

Just in time for Mother’s Day! 🤣

Enjoli Pettice (Lee)

It’s James doing the yell for Me!!!! …. AHH!! 🤣🤣🤣

Michelle Miller

Note to self: don't attempt to eat while listening to this episode. 🤦‍♀️🤢😆

Dave Anderson

The death by elephants guy also designed and built the Taj Mahal.

Katy Clark

As Jimmie would say, “WHaaaaat?!”

Amiee Daniel

There’s a replica of the bronze bull at Discovery Park of America in Union City, TN. Definitely disturbing!

Bryton Christensen

You know, given how error prone lethal injection is, I’d rather be blown by the cannon or firing squad.

Jill Royson

The boats has got to be the worst simply because it could last a really long time

It’s Ben LG

Dying from laughter listening to these guys happens to me most weeks!!!

Kaoru Okamoto

Came here to say this too! For those that haven't seen it, it's a fantasy movie based on Greek Myths, Henry Cavill plays the lead. The bull scene is brutal lol

Ann-Marie Watson

Whoosh! Laughed too much at this episode. Think I said “what?!” as many times as Jimmie did.

Stephen Tot

This is what happens when you have too much time on your hands

Ryan Gunion

Holy shit. I feel bad laughing so hard at this. Great episode!

Carol King

Totally agree

Damon Stephens

This was a hard listen. Damn

Molly S

When Jimmie said the Bronze Bull is a death kazoo I inhaled so much water I almost died. I guess dying laughing isn’t the worst way to go after listening to this 😅

Lauren DiChiara

loved this 🤙🏻

Cam 🛸

These methods make Jigsaw look tame 😳

Jeremy James

If you want to see what the Brazen Bull is kind of like, watch Tarsem Singh's 'The Immortals' this was hilarious and awful *Fwooooosh*

Johnny K

Whoooosh 🤣🤣

The Maori Dennis Farina

The bull will like on in my nightmares 🤣 great ep

John Leng

🖤🖤🦃🖤🖤xxxxxxx this is going to be all kinds of G🙀SH!!!🤣xxxxxx

Laura

I saw someone on Facebook marketplace selling a brazen bull meat smoker once 😂

Doug Brown

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard you two do. Dear god, what’s wrong with me?

Kirt Knierim

Mooo. Mooo. Y'all are killing me!

Anthony Purcell

I got mine on the very next episode after I subscribed. If not the first week definitely by the second week. Listen to the end of crime in sports, your stupid opinions, or small town murder when Jimmie does the call outs.