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BONUS - SMALL TOWN MURDER - THE PRISONER DATING GAME!

🕑 Added 2024-01-21 00:44:52 +0000 UTC

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Ryan Oakes

Good episode 5 Stars James and Jimmie

Jennifer Locklear

Granny GILF was only a few miles away from my town! O.o

Joe Weniger

Good work Jimmie 😂

Jack Riddle

This shit is amazing

Sumyr Colangelo Keating

Prisoner dating game.....way worth 5 bucks a month

Brian Kush Flowerchild BMX

Got some real gems this time! Bet the kids loved them at first sight

Jessica Hofler LOVES SMALL TOWN MURDER

Take it a step further and have him send these people messages and read the responses!

Kristin Schmidt

Jimmie picking all the winners this week. Hahaha

Brandi Huntley

HOLY SHIT!!! I knew I recognized that bitch's name!!! Bachelorette number 5 lived in the apartment building behind me!!!!!!

Bree Beech

I love your show! Funny guys that get me through the day when I feel like I might be the one yall talk about on small town murder, not as the victim though. 😏

Amy W. Rodgers

Whenever James lets out a WOO when impersonating someone trashy, it just makes my whole day better 😂

Amanda Hallikainen

Ppl

Tom Scott

I did find that unusual too, as rubbish as his books are (IMO!) - Digital Fortress being a particular stinker

Shannon McKinley

Not gonna lie, I'm a little miffed that you don't know who Dan Brown is hahaha. He wrote The DaVinci Code. (I know, you don't care, but my autistic ass does)

Céleste Robinson-Musseau

Lmao new quote ' hell is the bar'

Meagan Goree

Once Jimmie said he looks nice, I said oof he’s the pedo😫it’s always the ones who look harmless 😑😵‍💫

AJK

Just saw pics of Lauren Dean's child, the one who died. Heartbreaking.

Karlee Amaya

This is my favorite thing you’ve ever done. I laughed SO much!

Jeremy James

I ran over to patreon when I heard there was a new edition of the prisoner dating game. STILL one of my favorites. Holy shiiiiiiiiiiii* this is crazy. Thanks for the laughs fellas!

Mark Connor

Finally became a member of the STM/CIS Patreon family 🤘

Brooke cale

SNORTIN COKE AND GOIN BROKE BRAH😂😂😂😂

Nicola H

Jimmie's dismayed "oh Jesus Christ he looks psychotic" 😩🤣

Shelley

Poor Jimmie! His picker works about as well as mine does!!! 😂😂😂😂

Taylor Washington

Poor, poor Jimmie 😂😂😂 this was probably the worst of the felons ever!! Lmao

JImmy Cherco

You guys should start a new podcast and call it. Jimmy does simple math equations in his head. It would be hilarious. Seriously though I really enjoy your show and it’s funny as hell when Jimmy tries to do math in his head.

Laura Errera

Omg!! Wow. Home run! This episode was worth the wait PS . Poor jimmy

Nikki Coakley

I do it while listening but try really hard not to peak ahead to find out what’s going to happen before they get to the end of the story. I don’t always succeed. 😔

John Sardo

Best birthday present this year.

Eunice Sullivan

What do you mean only white families get media attention for this??

Bex

Also, when they sound like "his kind of guy"

Nicky Bomberry

Yikes! 😳 😂

Tara Louise

Omfg... as a Boeing employee I almost peed myself!

Barking Spider

Bachelorette #3's boyfriend was killed in prison a month into his 35 yr sentence.

Jeff Jamerson

Does anyone else immediately Google everyone after James pulls the curtain and tells Jimmie about them? Just me?

Justine McNeil

I thought so! Thanks for saving me looking it up!

Josie Penning

I don't know why I keep listening to the prisoner dating game eps when I'm swimming laps. This is the second time I nearly goddam drowned cos laughing and swimming are bad. I guess like Jimmie and his gambling on the replacement when there's no pedos already, there are some lessons I can't learn 😂

Kendra Watson

Having the photos on here is amazing.

Cheyenne Gibson

Bachelorette #2 seems nice lol

Amanda Jay Daniels

Are there any "stupid opinions" about Dan Brown books? Those would be amazing 🤣

Jamie Hamma

I enjoy underground music and Dan Brown's books also but, never been to prison!

Sandra Shepherd

Somehow you never fail to find the WORST people on earth 😂

Stacie Pease (“Peez”)

Dan Brown wrote Angels & Demons and The Da Vinci Code.

E. Vonne.

You guys should do a listener giveaway or something where you do this, and the "winner/s" (m/f) get to be a part of the episode. But the "winners" 🤣 read the profiles and James is the host, Jimmie still has to pick.

E. Vonne.

I heard about this recently, and I only remember it because of "Rossi" - That shits nuts

E. Vonne.

Agree with all the comments on roasting Dan Brown

E. Vonne.

Granny Gilf Blachorette Caroline Stickley - 74 Year old woman who murdered her ex husband? 19 year age difference. WHAT DID HE DO TO HER?! She wouldn't do that out of the blue. Also - Door #5 Lauren Dean. Why in the hell is she not acknowledged as much for murdering her special needs baby? Or does down and dirty include murdering anyone, including children you're ashamed of? Casey Anthony is absolutely trash - so is this woman. What the actual FUCK -literally listening to this and saying to myself "Okay Texas Casey Anthony" Sucks that it's only white families that get this media attention though.

Denali Hyatt

I wish you guys knew who Dan Brown is so I could hear you roast him 😹

Michelle Rimmer

The Prisoner Dating Games are the Best!!! I would listen to this as a podcast weekly for sure.

Samantha Parker

I'd just like to say I live in the area and I am NOT related to William Hall, I checked with all available family members and no one has ever heard of him and there are no Williams in my family THANK GOD.

The fonzanoon

Dan brown is the da'vinci codeguy

Noah Yates

Jimmie should know by now if there are no pedos in the initial lineup, STAY AWAY FROM THE REPLACEMENT!! 🤣🤣

Nia

The lady with the side swoop bang and 80s wrist watch look like she don’t fuck around she will stab you as you sleep

Kathleen Edinger

dan Brown wrote The DaVinci Code

Megan Giselle

Dan Brown writes mystery books for repressed preteen boys 😂

Highland Abe

I reckon you should do an episode on Nicholas Rossi. He faked his own death (murdered himself) fled from the US to Scotland, caught COVID, was treated in hospital then claimed nurses gave him tattoos and fingerprints to match the criminal!! Bonkers!!!

Travis Ares

Jesus Christ she took off on a thirsty Thursday and killed her kid. Wow

Jen Matthews

Lmao…. Dan brown…. The Davinci Code 😂

Matthew Eagle

My murder birds hoodie came in the mail today! I’m very pleased with my purchase! Keep up the awesome work guys!

Pierce De Courcy

poor impulse control has less than optimal outcomes!

Manj Sangha

The Prisoner Dating Game is easily the most creative, and the greatest, bit of entertainment in the last 15-20 years. God bless these two geniuses 👌🏽🔥

Bethany Schmitz

Ahhhhhh 😂

Kathie Jackson

This the real Love After Lockup...Jimmie Edition 🤣🤣 thanks for another great show guys!!

Krystal Hope

Well done Jimmie! They might be the best choices you’ve ever made. 😂 Dan Brown wrote The Da Vinci Code. Basic books for basic bitches.

Brandon Burkhart

😞

Malisa T

How do I get ahold of Brandon?!!! 😁😁😁

Robin Marie

Now I will definitely watch this ❤️

Evan GrassL

Thanks for the pictures

Dorothy B

I love when the contestants describe themselves as ‘spontaneous.’ I imagine spontaneity is not uncommon among violent felons. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ashley W.

You guys make weekend chores so much better 🤣 And Dan Brown fucking sucks.

PurplePlissken

And they're all trash lol

Jeff Holden

Just do more of these guys, please. They're just the absolute best.

Melissa Tenorio

I love these so much!!!!

Flashburn73

Dan Brown wrote the DaVinci Code and other related books. Dude is probably a conspiracy nut😂😂

Kaven Kruger

Love it! 😄 🤣

InAz

“Well, those skulls on her chest make a little more sense now…” ribs hurt now

Mitzi

Love the pictures

Brandy Green

I was seriously just getting ready to write and ask when the next one was going to happen. I love this game. Jimmie can't win lol

Jayfield

Every time!!!!!

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

They’re attached to the post now

Hot Dog Racing YouTube

I wish they posted pictures of them. I would love to see what Jimmie sees after picking them

Cam 🛸

Speaking of prisoners dating - Lifetime has just launched a new series called Prison Brides. It’s basically like 90 Day and Love after Lockup meshed together. Would love if y’all did an episode on it!

Raymond Smith

The wrestling promo is a line from Sputnik Monroe. “235 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal” he would be a fun patreon

Charles Jewell

4 minutes in and I am rolling…..

OMAR GOBBY

I was in sync with Jimmie's picks!

Brenda

Prisoner Dating Game, I missed you so. Great way to start the new year.

Anne

Hell is the bar!

HJC

Oh I am so excited to see this on my feed this morning. My absolute favorite bonus episodes!

Rosemarie Cawkwell

At first, listening to the details of woman #5 I thought it was going to be one of those ableist 'mercy' killings that happen to disabled kids. That would have been terrible, because you just know people would have been making excuses about 'how hard parenting disabled children' is. But finding out she was out drinking and left a five year old to look after a very disabled child and a baby was flabbergasting! What sort of a parent even considers that a reasonable thing to do? The world confuses me.

Rosemarie Cawkwell

Be grateful you have no idea who Dan Brown is. There are uses for his 'literature', but none of those uses involve actually reading the words.

Olivia Peterson

James, you are amazing at picking these. 😂😂😅

Olivia Peterson

When Jimmie says “what’d ya do, *name*?” while giggling under his breath before James goes into the contestant’s background brings me way too much joy. I need merch. 😂

Ananda S Keator

That would defeat the "all violent felons" edition

Milita DeMorrow (kwiklip)

FYI: Dan Brown - - The DaVinci Code. 😊

Rebecca Harrelson

Omgahhhhhhh this episode had me laughing and smiling the entire way through- you guys are hilarious

Jason S Liptow

Floyd Dennis was on the school board in my town when he was killed by One. It was a rather sad situation.

Travis L

Dan Brown wrote the Da Vinci Code. So glad I don't enjoy his books. He's been writing for at least 25-30 years.

Stephanie Musil

Well door number 5 makes me ashamed of being a Cowboys fan 😂

Stormy Rae

The bar is hell hahaha great episode

Karri Gunnerson

The best episodes!!

Molotov_Mocktail

Low-key jealous that the guys have no idea who Dan Brown is 😅

Claire Aitch

Yay my favourite patreon dating game

Kerrie Ann OCONNOR

We have our share of loony criminals here! How about an Aussie edition?

Erin Grumbach

“Children are a gift from god so I don’t mind that” led me to shriek laugh in my apartment. I may have sounded (to my own ears) like a terrified woman who used her last breath to holler and was then prevented from screaming again due to severe pressure on her neck and vocal chords and this expiring. Anyway, I just heard my neighbours come out of their apartment across the hall, and I think they paused several seconds longer than they would have if they didn’t hear my now very self conscious shriek laugh. So…. I’m just gonna finish the episode so I can find out which dude Jimmie chooses from a cesspool of options. 😂😂

Amy Easton

I'm having back surgery next week and use a 4-prong came right now. 🤣

Barbara Jordan

Now I’m looking at sites that have these “profiles” on them, and this is the MOST entertainment I have had in a long time 😂😂😂 some of these are wild.

Ryan Andrews

I wish you guys did this as a video for Patreon. Seeing the fine ladies and gents for Jimmie would be great

Molly S

James you really found the absolute scum of the earth for this one. Fucking wild. That being said, I enjoyed it! Prisoner dating game is the best.

TiannaGabanna

Kinda wish James would give him a “safe” choice with a non-violent/non-sexual criminal lol it might make it funnier if Jimmie chooses the not-as-bad person and then switches to no. 5 😅🤣🤣

Barbara Jordan

Just what I needed on a COLD Saturday night in South Carolina, comfy blankets, wine, and this podcast ❤️

John Glancey

Lol try being in jersey

John Glancey

You guys are big enough to do the major cities...I'll sit in the floor no one cares about the venue guys.... go where people can see you... you aren't even going to the to cities.