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Exquisite Suffering 203: Reign of Fire
🕑 Added 2024-12-18 15:00:17 +0000 UTCReign of Fire is the kind of movie you can’t make anymore, and that’s a good thing. It’s the perfect storm of post-9/11 militarism, and post-Lord of the Rings fantasy bandwagon chasing, with a pre-Batman Christian Bale and a pre-McConaughssaince Matthew McConnaughey. While a game about shooting dragons with guns should have a pretty high entertainment floor, this one absolutely biffs it by making you enact some of the worst vehicle combat to date.
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Zach Lawrence
You two are ridiculously funny and wonderful. Thank you!
Eric
This episode taught me that I would not survive the D-War, let alone the Step-D War.
Christopher Williams
Granted, the god of crappy movies works in mysterious ways... But this movie has Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey AND totally sucks. How'd they do that?
