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Abject Suffrage August 2023
🕑 Added 2023-08-22 22:08:24 +0000 UTCAlright, you jerks! It's time for another poll to decide the kusoge that Gary and Kole will play for your monkey entertainment! I don't care about you or your opinions, I just care that you vote god dammit!
Wait. I'm sorry, don't cry. I'm upset because things at home aren't going great. I shouldn't have brought that to work.
Nogginknockers 2 - DOS
I don't know if this is okay to play.
XIII - PC
It looked kinda pretty at the time, but it just seems like a boring shooter.
Let's goooooooooo!
Kung Fu Master Jackie Chan - Arcade
Impressive that they managed to make this look as bad as they did.
Comments
TheGrizz
Omg the conversations the character is having on the first planet in laser lords is legendary. I can’t wait.
Typhoon Jim
I finished that game in almost a straight sitting over a weekend at a friend's house, and it was both totally engrossing and on attempt to replay, totally not worthy of all that time
Aesurah
Lizard man has to win. Look at his beautiful face
Zoey P.
XIII is a WOFF candidate for sure. Super ambitious, fails to meet most of its goals but still undeniably charming and cool.
JC
XIII is a good time capsule, some of it is very good, other parts not so much.
Todd Bryanton
Is this the most stacked Abject Suffering poll of all time? I don’t really care about XIII but the other three are S-tier trash
Kevin Fitzgerald
Nothing was gonna beat Laser Lords after seeing that screenshot, but people don’t know what they’re missing with the Jackie Chan game. I’ve played it, it’s A.S. gold
Malek Douglas
They were, somehow! Creating an NES emulator does this to you, apparently
Robert M Fenner
if i'm not mistaken that's the same dev behind 90s kids' favourite emulator, Nesticle
Malek Douglas
Nogginknockers 2 is if someone who really hated Hotline Miami but never actually played it were to describe it, like what the heck is going on there
Gretchen Leigh
I'm not totally sure if Laser Lords works under any CD-i emulation, but I had to pick it because it's Peak Abject Suffering.
Casey Francis Alger
I always wanted XIII for a WOFF so this will just have to do
