Abject Suffrage: February 2023
🕑 Added 2023-02-07 20:36:57 +0000 UTCSeeing as how I definitely swayed y'all's opinions on Tiny Tank last month, I think I should remind you that I am by no means an actual election official and you would be making a grave mistake not voting for Teenagent (PC).
Get yer votes in by end of day, Monday, February 13th!
Taz-Mania (Game Gear)
The ill-advised Looney Toons mania of the 1990s distilled in this Game Gear monstrosity. Some of the worst VGM you'll ever hear.
Teenagent (PC)

(All credit to KC Green, who has no relation to Teenagent the game.)
This one is based on a webcomic, I guess? I don't really like to look at it in the eyes.
Skunny: Save Our Pizzas (DOS)
As a former Texan, I'm reminded of the official gas station of Texas and their mascot, Buc-ee's. As you approach any Buc-ee's location, an ominous sense of his uncanny presence emanates from the immediate area. My favorite of which is this statue that is outside of several of the larger locations:

Comments
Andrew (andyk250) Koch
π Going To Eat You +1
picklefactory
TEEEEEEEEEENNNNNS!
Gautam Jayanthi
My brother and I were obsessed with Teenagent when we were younger.
Duckfeed.tv
lol
Robert M Fenner
skunny is always fighting saddam for some reason, absolutely demented games
Bryan Wade
Buc-eeβs ftw.
Lydia Rose
I've actually played Skunny: Save Our Pizzas.
Samuel Bair
The Skunny games are terrible and somehow incredibly racist
Charlie Frame
Oh god that Tazmania music
Colbin Erdahl
The evil CHEF of CADIZ (which is in Spain) stole the pizza recipe and time traveled back to ancient ROME!! We are STARVING!!!! (This game looks like 100x worse than Bubsy)
Colbin Erdahl
How can we not choose a DOS game called Skunny: Save Our Pizzas ?!
Ranger Luckey
Man I love Bussy's!
Shane Storey
Come on, Tazmania :D
Thunk
Very well
Jimmy Wilkinson
I had that Taz game as a young kid. Even then I knew it sounded too rough to be a sellable product.
Deca
PLEASE vote for taz mania, the world needs to know about this demented soundtrack