Abject Suffrage: January 2023
🕑 Added 2023-01-21 15:00:04 +0000 UTCWell, well, well, what do we have here. It's four pretty bad games that you can make the boys suffer through. Your options are as follows. Be sure to vote by end of day Monday, January 23rd, or your voice will not be heard.
Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of the Future (DC, PS2)
3D sequel to a game that was already inscrutable.
KRUM - Edge of Darkness (PC)
Modern action RPG Jank.
Putty Squad (SNES)
The boys will reckon with the greatest of all horrors: life through the eyes of putty.
Tiny Tank (PSX)
Look. I'm not saying you should vote for Tiny Tank, because that would be election tampering. However, I am asking you, as a fellow Gamer American, to behold this face and tell me you don't wanna hear the boys chat about it:

Comments
Duckfeed.tv
I had that exact disc too! PS Underground is a huge source of video game nostalgia for me. --Gwen
Ian Fredrick
I actually really enjoyed Ecco:DotF back in the day. The start is pretty generic, but a really dark sci-fi time travel story starts showing up in the later levels.
Andrew (andyk250) Koch
Even though I love Ecco, I'm still looking forward to hearing your thoughts, even if they end up being negative.
Odysseas Ladopoulos
I'm a tiny bit disappointed that tiny tank wasn't titty tank. Titty tank is a powerful concept. Is the nipple the gun? I guess we'll never know.
Greg
Wanky wanky tinky tanky what the **** is that? Play Tiny Tank.
Emily K (EmK Ultra 64)
pretty excited for any Ecco coverage at all, few "classic" series are as wretched in retrospect
Duckfeed.tv
I'm surprised there isn't more heat behind Krum, tbh.
Zach M
As a Gamer American, I have to vote for that which I have been influenced to vote for. An appeal to my Gamer identity was successful on this day,
Aesurah
Krum, because it made me think of ahhhh real monsters.
Rex Quantum
TINY TANK! TINY TANK! TINY TANK! TINY TANK!
Ipoop4U
Just got hit with a wave of nostalgia. I remember Tiny Tank from a PlayStation underground disk. I played that disk for hours.
Cat Krieger
I read that last one as Titty Tank and I would have gone for that but as is I think Ecco the dolphin is the clear choice